I almost commented on their allotment video, “what, no booze?”, but assumed I’d have got blocked
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Feel like the ikea video was a lame attempt at a “look at us we’re such cool and laidback parents”
but I just kept thinking the poor baby. All that lifting and laid for their own entertainment
but I just kept thinking the poor baby. All that lifting and laid for their own entertainment
They are well matched. They are both equally cringe.
She’s cringe but Dan actually makes me feel sick.
‘Dad Dan’
‘Sumaaaaackkk!’
‘Ooh yeah baybehhhh’
‘If it’s hot, you know we’re having a bbq’
‘If it’s a picnic, you know we’re taking a whole roast chicken’
‘Let’s go ahead and get that in there’ insert garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, lemon zest, sumaaaackkk, olive oil and chilli/ while Dons chops the avocado, and look at our toddler using a massive knife, we’re so much better at parenting than you, we don’t stick to the rules, we’re smug stoners - all their recipes are the same.
She wants it to storm today though, as they have loving storms in common (so edgy!) and when they watch storms, they drink cocktails (shock!!) so
for Storm Mitcham at happy hour 
‘Dad Dan’
‘Sumaaaaackkk!’
‘Ooh yeah baybehhhh’
‘If it’s hot, you know we’re having a bbq’
‘If it’s a picnic, you know we’re taking a whole roast chicken’
‘Let’s go ahead and get that in there’ insert garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, lemon zest, sumaaaackkk, olive oil and chilli/ while Dons chops the avocado, and look at our toddler using a massive knife, we’re so much better at parenting than you, we don’t stick to the rules, we’re smug stoners
- all their recipes are the same.She wants it to storm today though, as they have loving storms in common (so edgy!) and when they watch storms, they drink cocktails (shock!!) so
for Storm Mitcham at happy hour
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Remember how she was depressed at the beginning of her pregnancy? If I recall correctly, she was even prescribed antidepressants. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was due to alcohol withdrawal and the frequent ‘gardening’ she does
Na sorry why are they all doing the food shop?? Absolutely no need. Neither of them in work they don’t have to all go. Sorry but the walking around breast feeding gives me the ick. Purely because its just unnecessary she could stay at home and send dan seen as he’s the “chef”
Or they could even do it online and get it delivered
‘Normally do it when both boys are in school but due to poor planning with got all 3 kids’
Poor planning??? Neither of you work. You do nothing except film TikTok’s and clean the shed at the bottom of your garden. How have you not managed to organize yourself enough to go go Tesco
Poor planning??? Neither of you work. You do nothing except film TikTok’s and clean the shed at the bottom of your garden. How have you not managed to organize yourself enough to go go Tesco
I cannot f-ing stand this family. She and her stupid flat cap wearing tool of a partner makes no effort on safeguarding their children. They make out that they are Londoners but they live in middle of zone 4 and 5. You can identify where the eldest go to school so easily as they make no effort to keep him safe.
Her bloody voice is so nasally you know she is bleeping snores the house down. She was so insufferable during pregnancy and tried really hard to sexualise it by hardly wearing any clothes. Im sure she will have a breakdown soon and blame it on tattle/social media.
Her bloody voice is so nasally you know she is bleeping snores the house down. She was so insufferable during pregnancy and tried really hard to sexualise it by hardly wearing any clothes. Im sure she will have a breakdown soon and blame it on tattle/social media.
I know it’s a reach but it annoys me how he raids the discount section for fun.
Sometimes thats the only way to get something a bit nicer at an affordable price for families on a budget.
Ugh he’s a priKK
Sometimes thats the only way to get something a bit nicer at an affordable price for families on a budget.
Ugh he’s a priKK
They make out that they are proper East Londoners- especially Dan that flat cap twit. The part their live in is not near tooting/wimbledon.
But then how can she walk around tesco with her bits out breastfeeding?!!
I’m not going to lie when I had my second, i would sometimes go to Asda with my other half to get out the house after my c-section because I couldn’t drive anywhere but I’d look at the clothes kids stuff, then go sit in the cafe with the baby and wait for him why he went around with my list.
Fair enough I think we can just disagree on that part. I think his accent is pretty strong West Country after I’ve lived in Cornwall for years, but he deffo puts on this weird accent to try and sound like old school Jamie oliver