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Pools Gooch

I almost commented on their allotment video, “what, no booze?”, but assumed I’d have got blocked
 
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mineminemine

Feel like the ikea video was a lame attempt at a “look at us we’re such cool and laidback parents”

but I just kept thinking the poor baby. All that lifting and laid for their own entertainment
 
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Imah

Dan is such an ick how she has sex with him I do not know
 
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InstaLurk

She’s cringe but Dan actually makes me feel sick.

‘Dad Dan’
‘Sumaaaaackkk!’
‘Ooh yeah baybehhhh’
‘If it’s hot, you know we’re having a bbq’
‘If it’s a picnic, you know we’re taking a whole roast chicken’
‘Let’s go ahead and get that in there’ insert garlic powder, onion powder, paprika, lemon zest, sumaaaackkk, olive oil and chilli/ while Dons chops the avocado, and look at our toddler using a massive knife, we’re so much better at parenting than you, we don’t stick to the rules, we’re smug stoners - all their recipes are the same.

She wants it to storm today though, as they have loving storms in common (so edgy!) and when they watch storms, they drink cocktails (shock!!) so for Storm Mitcham at happy hour
 
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stillloading

Remember how she was depressed at the beginning of her pregnancy? If I recall correctly, she was even prescribed antidepressants. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was due to alcohol withdrawal and the frequent ‘gardening’ she does
 
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anonauntie

stillloading said:
Remember how she was depressed at the beginning of her pregnancy? If I recall correctly, she was even prescribed antidepressants. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was due to alcohol withdrawal and the frequent ‘gardening’ she does
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this was why she was prescribed anti depressants she didn’t actually take them.

 

Londondiva

Na sorry why are they all doing the food shop?? Absolutely no need. Neither of them in work they don’t have to all go. Sorry but the walking around breast feeding gives me the ick. Purely because its just unnecessary she could stay at home and send dan seen as he’s the “chef”
 
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minnieandmickey

Or they could even do it online and get it delivered
 
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ginge2804

‘Normally do it when both boys are in school but due to poor planning with got all 3 kids’

Poor planning??? Neither of you work. You do nothing except film TikTok’s and clean the shed at the bottom of your garden. How have you not managed to organize yourself enough to go go Tesco
 
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MissD

And even then, why would both of them have to go? One stay home with the kids while the other goes out surely?
 
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Sophie92

I think it’s because they don’t really do much in terms of days out with the kids etc so they need to turn the most mundane tasks into content. Same with the amount of times she films herself cleaning the guesthouse. Or not cleaning depending on your hygiene standards!
 
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Cubalibra

I cannot f-ing stand this family. She and her stupid flat cap wearing tool of a partner makes no effort on safeguarding their children. They make out that they are Londoners but they live in middle of zone 4 and 5. You can identify where the eldest go to school so easily as they make no effort to keep him safe.
Her bloody voice is so nasally you know she is fucking snores the house down. She was so insufferable during pregnancy and tried really hard to sexualise it by hardly wearing any clothes. Im sure she will have a breakdown soon and blame it on tattle/social media.
 
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Imah

I get all the criticism of her and Dan but I think people saying she doesn’t live in London is a bit of a stretch. Yeah it’s not zone 1 but Mitcham is still in a London borough. Some part of it are pretty much tooting/wimbledon
 
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Pools Gooch

I know it’s a reach but it annoys me how he raids the discount section for fun.
Sometimes thats the only way to get something a bit nicer at an affordable price for families on a budget.
Ugh he’s a priKK
 
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Cubalibra

Imah said:
I get all the criticism of her and Dan but I think people saying she doesn’t live in London is a bit of a stretch. Yeah it’s not zone 1 but Mitcham is still in a London borough. Some part of it are pretty much tooting/wimbledon
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They make out that they are proper East Londoners- especially Dan that flat cap twat. The part their live in is not near tooting/wimbledon.
 
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minnieandmickey

I’m not going to lie when I had my second, i would sometimes go to Asda with my other half to get out the house after my c-section because I couldn’t drive anywhere but I’d look at the clothes kids stuff, then go sit in the cafe with the baby and wait for him why he went around with my list.
 
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Imah

Cubalibra said:
They make out that they are proper East Londoners- especially Dan that flat cap twat. The part their live in is not near tooting/wimbledon.
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Fair enough I think we can just disagree on that part. I think his accent is pretty strong West Country after I’ve lived in Cornwall for years, but he deffo puts on this weird accent to try and sound like old school Jamie oliver
 
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Lulalala

I am not from London and the way they go on about where they live you would think the live round the corner from Big Ben. So to me, they absolutely sell a life of being in the heart of London
 
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