I’ve just started listening to yesterday’s one. Rob - ‘the shower in one of my girls’ rooms isn’t working!’ oh my heart bleeds for you Rob

Does that mean she has to use another one of your showers?!
My old boss has five bedrooms and bathrooms (there are four of them in the house), and study, a play room and a giant living room and kitchen.
When we started WFH, both he and his wife were home, as we're their kids.
He complained, on a full team call, about not having enough space for them both to work.
OH MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YOU AS I HAVE TO REARRANGE MY ENTIRE LIVING ROOM SO I CAN ACCOMMODATE A DESK. However will you cope!
Another old boss once claimed I couldn't have a pay rise because the business wasn't doing so well.
He'd just bought a brand new BMW. I was on like £15k at the time (first job).
Sometimes I think they say things to be relatable but it really doesn't land.