Our Life in Melbourne

[Toilet toothbrush]

a couple of things to unpack here.

1. She has no friends - she talks to instagram like she’s on a phone call

2. I can guarantee that the other mums know about your account and they are all talking about it in a chat group.

most people already have established friendship groups way before their kids go to school, I can only imagine how she hangs around trying to make friends

 

[puffmummy]

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a couple of things to unpack here.

1. She has no friends - she talks to instagram like she’s on a phone call

2. I can guarantee that the other mums know about your account and they are all talking about it in a chat group.

most people already have established friendship groups way before their kids go to school, I can only imagine how she hangs around trying to make friends

She is so Embarrassantè

 

[makeitstop]

She is so Embarrassantè

I don’t understand how she has any type of following she is so boring.

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

My God she’s as boring as duck. Who whips their phone out to film this and then posts it 2 days later. She’s so desperate for attention

 

[deploytheturtles]

Oh it's the most exciting time of year! Dinner en blanc!

It honestly looks like the shittest event. I can't imagine why people want to go to it?

 

[puffmummy]

Oh it's the most exciting time of year! Dinner en blanc!

It honestly looks like the shittest event. I can't imagine why people want to go to it?

Her makeup

 

[deploytheturtles]

They did her dirty on that one!

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

This dinner looks like an event for friendless losers. I would have to be off my bits on Prosecco to be dragged along. No wonder it’s the highlight of Sezzys social calendar (apologies to any tattlers who attended)

 

[deploytheturtles]

Oh god, the showgrounds? How exotic!

 

[rezarezza]

Oh it's the most exciting time of year! Dinner en blanc!

It honestly looks like the shittest event. I can't imagine why people want to go to it?

This the event where you pay to attend, but BYO everything? I've never understood it!

 

[deploytheturtles]

I too would choose to sit in my car outside urgent care with my ducked up hand that won't stop bleeding so I can film stories for the gram. Very clever.

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

She has no friends. None. I couldn’t believe that she made a bleeping reel about slicing her hand. I seriously wouldn’t even tell anyone if it were me because I’d be to embarrassed

 

[puffmummy]

She’s making out like she’s a true hero. 500 stories and a reel about it. How sad and pathetic is her life? Over a bloody cut ffs. Rub some dirt in it and stfu.

 

[Toilet toothbrush]

How disgusting is that coat, and how desperate to tag Garnier. These grifters make me sick to my stomach, she is just foul.

 

[puffmummy]

How disgusting is that coat, and how desperate to tag Garnier. These grifters make me sick to my stomach, she is just foul.

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I can smell her breath through the screen

 

[deploytheturtles]

Thank god we know she had some yoghurt at the airport this morning. I wouldn't have slept tonight otherwise.

 

[deploytheturtles]

How can you be SO nervous to go to a gig on your own but totally fine with filming yourself dancing alone? I honestly don't get it

 

[Female Businesswoman]

I cannot stand this woman! Also so boring and so lame!

 

[deploytheturtles]

She's loving the Kmart try on thirst traps since one of them went a bit viral!

 

[Female Businesswoman]

Honeslty she’ll do anything to try and go viral or for likes