Yes. There is plus points to having a man like ours. Mine expects nothing of me. Doesn’t care if my legs aren’t shaved, or if dinner isn’t ready when he gets home. He’s never once said ‘why is the house such a mess’. My best friends husband is super tidy and organised, which is great, except she has to deal with him regularly having meltdowns and outbursts, where he’s very horrible to her, calls her useless. My husband is a dirty pig at times and it drives me insane but I don’t think I’d switch places with my friend if I’m honest.I have one the same. He genuinely can't see dust, ever, and so long as he can walk around the house without tripping over stuff he doesn't notice any mess either.
We don't live together. Yet.
On the plus side it does mean whenever he comes to my house even if I've not done any housework for a week he won't notice and still thinks it's tidy. Contrast with my Ex who used to give me an earful if I didn't vacuum and mop the floor every day
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My sons spent years at school taking their school shirts and jumpers off in one go so I was forever untangling them...they also from somewhere developed a habit of taking their socks off, pairing them and then rolling them into a tiny super tight ball before putting them in the washing basket. Cue me spending ages in front of the washing machine trying to unravel each pair. On the plus side we never have any odd socks but I think I'd rather that than fighting sock balls!Leaving all their laundry in a sailor's knot so it's literally anyone's task but their own to undo that mess before washing. Drives me insane
Yep, I hear you! Mine is a fantastic cook (though the kitchen looks like a mess bomb has exploded once he's finished!) and willingly cooks every day, and has no expectations at all of how the house looks - nor indeed how I look, he's as happy with me dressed up as with a messy bun and no make up.
Don't get me wrong sometimes I do look around his place and think fgs man hoover and dust your house
but overall I know the positives outweigh the negatives.
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I have to get the facts before I can form an opinion, cause some people genuinely have sensory problems with toothpaste etc and that is understandable. Still rank but understandableI’m chuckling at how many questions you’re askingi can’t stand furry teeth either.
My friend’s bf (he’s mid 20s) wears the same boxers for days. It made me gag when she told me... cheesy, pissy Willy. I’d refuse to go anywhere near his
That is disgusting. How does that even work? He must not shower? Cause there's no way he's showering then putting dirty boxers back on?
These men are allowed to walk around with sweaty balls in days old boxers with manky breath yet GOD FORBID women have a tina with hair on it that smells like a normal tina and not ginseng and jasmine with a hint of lemon!
Does anyone else watch their fella extra closely to spot annoying things they do just so they can write it on this thread 
More from me:
Scratch their balls then sniff their fingers
Crash about the house like a bull
Go into agonising detail about a mountain bike ride/repair
Ask if they need a haircut (just have one a set number of weeks apart!!!)
Turn and ask me who is ringing when the landline goes
Go off to the garage in winter and leave the kitchen door wide open
Scratch their balls then sniff their fingers
Crash about the house like a bull
Go into agonising detail about a mountain bike ride/repair
Ask if they need a haircut (just have one a set number of weeks apart!!!)
Turn and ask me who is ringing when the landline goes
Go off to the garage in winter and leave the kitchen door wide open
I’m sick of my other half thinking farting is funny. No it’s not it’s just bloody childish! Getting right on my nerves with it!
I think she said he would put his dirty pants back on after a shower !!I have to get the facts before I can form an opinion, cause some people genuinely have sensory problems with toothpaste etc and that is understandable. Still rank but understandable
That is disgusting. How does that even work? He must not shower? Cause there's no way he's showering then putting dirty boxers back on?
These men are allowed to walk around with sweaty balls in days old boxers with manky breath yet GOD FORBID women have a tina with hair on it that smells like a normal tina and not ginseng and jasmine with a hint of lemon!
okay I need more information here because I don't understand the logic? What's the point of showering? Does he in some way think they're clean cause he's clean when he puts them back on?I think she said he would put his dirty pants back on after a shower !!
It reminds me of a conversation I had with this guy when i was a teenager (which I think is actually a strong contribution as to why I've been single for so long) and he said that he only washes his hands after he uses the toilet if he has to wipe or if he gets pee on his hands, and I honestly just couldn't fathom the logic because in my mind the whole toilet situation is dirty (although toilets are probably cleaner than our phones but that's a whole other story). I was trying to explain to him the chain effect of that so like if person A goes into the toilet, pees, doesn't wash his hands and grabs the door handle, person B then pees, doesn't wash his hands, leaves grabbing the door handle that person A touched with willy juice all over his hands. So now person B has person A's willy juice all over his hands and then is spreading that around the world, meanwhile person C comes along and grabs the door handle that has willy juice from person A and B on it! If we all just washed our hands then none of that would have happened!
We met on a school trip as both of our schools were in the same hotel so I'll never know if he's changed his ways
I don’t work with her anymoreokay I need more information here because I don't understand the logic? What's the point of showering? Does he in some way think they're clean cause he's clean when he puts them back on?
It reminds me of a conversation I had with this guy when i was a teenager (which I think is actually a strong contribution as to why I've been single for so long) and he said that he only washes his hands after he uses the toilet if he has to wipe or if he gets pee on his hands, and I honestly just couldn't fathom the logic because in my mind the whole toilet situation is dirty (although toilets are probably cleaner than our phones but that's a whole other story). I was trying to explain to him the chain effect of that so like if person A goes into the toilet, pees, doesn't wash his hands and grabs the door handle, person B then pees, doesn't wash his hands, leaves grabbing the door handle that person A touched with willy juice all over his hands. So now person B has person A's willy juice all over his hands and then is spreading that around the world, meanwhile person C comes along and grabs the door handle that has willy juice from person A and B on it! If we all just washed our hands then none of that would have happened!
We met on a school trip as both of our schools were in the same hotel so I'll never know if he's changed his ways
I got a new job in the summer. We still talk but I’d need to find a way to bring it up without looking like an oddball. Her bf is a bit of a weird one, he doesn’t do laundry often, smokes a lot of weed and lives off takeaways which is so odd because he’s the opposite of my friend. I genuinely think he doesn’t own many pairs of underwear and that’s why he doesn’t change everyday!! I have met him and he was nice enough, though bet he wears socks with holes, too 
he probably just smokes so much weed he doesn't know what day it is so he thinks he's wearing his boxers for 1 day but it's actually a weekI don’t work with her anymore
Willy juice ahahahahahahha fantastic story 10/10 well done