Your man, or men in general.
(Any chap posters, please substitute women for men.)
(Any chap posters, please substitute women for men.)
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Take about 4 hours to have a tit.
When you're the only woman in the meeting and they expect you to take the minutes.
Say “but you’re better at it/you like it” when you confront them about pulling their weight around the house. Or just playing dumb to get out of it altogether as they know you’d rather get it done quicker. No, I bloody well don’t like it! I have enough to do without cleaning everyone else’s mess too.
Taking longer in the toilet than it does for a woman to birth a child. Usually because he’s staring at his phone.
Not specific to all men, just my own; snoring like a bleeping bear.
Taking longer in the toilet than it does for a woman to birth a child. Usually because he’s staring at his phone.
Not specific to all men, just my own; snoring like a bleeping bear.
Breathing
My fella puts milk in the cup before tea. It drives me fu(King INSANE
Edited to add - because that's the way his mammy does it
Edited to add - because that's the way his mammy does it
As a man, I'll own up to that. I sometimes read in there. Luckily I don't live with anyone who could get cheesed off over it!
Leaving skiddys in the toilet
Spending half hour in the toilet
Not changing the loo roll when it’s run out - like, seriously, take the empty one off and put the new one on, it’s really not difficult!!!!!
Spending half hour in the toilet
Not changing the loo roll when it’s run out - like, seriously, take the empty one off and put the new one on, it’s really not difficult!!!!!
Oh goody, another popcorn thread... 
That depends on if you are using a teabag in a cup or a teapot.
His 'mammy'? Is he Al Jolson!?
No No. There's no ifs buts or maybe's.Oh goody, another popcorn thread...
That depends on if you are using a teabag in a cup or a teapot.
It's wrong and so is his mammy.
No he doesn't call her mammy either - I'd be gone
Always leaving everything to the last minute.
Being grumpy for no reason.
Being grumpy for no reason.
My Brother does that, he's not bald but he hasn't got much hair, I have hair down to my shoulders, 10 minutes in the shower.
I didn't realise all men spend so long in the toilet, thought it was just mine 
Having the volume full blast when watching something
Having the volume full blast when watching something
Knowing he’s going out somewhere yet not having any clothes clean and ready to wear when the day comes and complaining about it when I’ve reminded him all week long so it didn’t get to this point.
farting and then some! (Never known anyone to fart as much as he does)
Picking his nose and eating it, a new gross habit which makes me so angry and want to throw up.
farting and then some! (Never known anyone to fart as much as he does)
Picking his nose and eating it, a new gross habit which makes me so angry and want to throw up.
My OH will change it but then leave the empty tube on the radiator next to the toilet. Once I refused to put them in the recycling, ended up with 6 all lined up. There’s only the two of us!
TV on full volume when watchinh sport but says 'bit loud isn't it' when strictly is on 