also very true but they did some kind of investigation into it or something because men do it but then they noticed there was a trend of young boys doing it with chores vs young girls who would do the chore properly. I'll have to see if I can find it, it was really interesting.It’s called lazy and entitled
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I’ve heard people use ‘strategic incompetence’.
If we made a big long list of every comment on this thread I betcha I'd be able to tick every single one off! They are literally alllllll the same
"Creative Inertia" is how I describe it when asking a bloke (my dad usually) to do something that doesn't involve football, beers and remote controls.
Going to the toilet with the door wide open. I'm thrilled you've still got a fully functioning prostate but I don't need to see / hear it in action.
This thread has got me in tears!! 
mill catch up and then list mine...
mill catch up and then list mine...
Ok it’s me again... just remembered another one that drives me INSANE
When we’re watching a film and something happens that he wants to rewatch because it’s “funny” and he needs to show me even though I’ve just seen it.
and he rewinds it back to bleeping 1996 because he presses the back button for so long, instead of just the 20 seconds we need. And then forwards it back to way past where we were in the first place.
This is can continue for a few minutes before he gives up and we just carry on the film from the random place he’s left it.
When we’re watching a film and something happens that he wants to rewatch because it’s “funny” and he needs to show me even though I’ve just seen it.
and he rewinds it back to bleeping 1996 because he presses the back button for so long, instead of just the 20 seconds we need. And then forwards it back to way past where we were in the first place.
This is can continue for a few minutes before he gives up and we just carry on the film from the random place he’s left it.
I hate it when they discover a new song or something on the internet then play it back but watch your reaction the entire time as opposed to watching it themselves. No, I don’t want to see the new BMW M2 prototype!
Ok so I have a few
sleeps with his mouth open...I’m livid all night as I can hear him push his sleeping breath all over the air we share
fills the dishwasher up with really dirty plates (even with food still on) and also fills it up completely wrong and in a way it’s either too full or stacked in a way so it will never clean!
people every day more than once and I still need to yell ‘SPRAY’as he comes out so he doesn’t stink out the flat
once he’s done a tit he doesn’t flush properly and leaves a log in there festering so I have to bleeping flush it before I go to the loo
Only ever puts a wash on with his own clothes
hangers, hangers left bleeping everywhere when getting ready!
very heavy footed like the whole flat shakes when he’s walking
leaves belts on jeans and coins in pockets in the washing bin so I have to sort through each time
washes up like we live in the Niagara Falls, literally water everywhere and never wipes it up
leaves used mugs in the sink and never rinses them so they have a ring of dried tea or coffee
puts his cold feet on me in bed when I’m just dropping off to sleep
Has a shower and there is water everywhere even on the loo. Like how on earth is it possible??
decides to trim his beard and shave his head when I have just cleaned the bathroom
needs a wee when I’m about to lock the door on the way out
Watches videos on his phone full volume when I am watching something
BUT I wouldn’t have him any other way and love being married to him he cracks me up more than annoys me so all is game! I’ll deffo have more to report I think tomorrow
sleeps with his mouth open...I’m livid all night as I can hear him push his sleeping breath all over the air we share
fills the dishwasher up with really dirty plates (even with food still on) and also fills it up completely wrong and in a way it’s either too full or stacked in a way so it will never clean!
people every day more than once and I still need to yell ‘SPRAY’as he comes out so he doesn’t stink out the flat
once he’s done a tit he doesn’t flush properly and leaves a log in there festering so I have to bleeping flush it before I go to the loo
Only ever puts a wash on with his own clothes
hangers, hangers left bleeping everywhere when getting ready!
very heavy footed like the whole flat shakes when he’s walking
leaves belts on jeans and coins in pockets in the washing bin so I have to sort through each time
washes up like we live in the Niagara Falls, literally water everywhere and never wipes it up
leaves used mugs in the sink and never rinses them so they have a ring of dried tea or coffee
puts his cold feet on me in bed when I’m just dropping off to sleep
Has a shower and there is water everywhere even on the loo. Like how on earth is it possible??
decides to trim his beard and shave his head when I have just cleaned the bathroom
needs a wee when I’m about to lock the door on the way out
Watches videos on his phone full volume when I am watching something
BUT I wouldn’t have him any other way and love being married to him he cracks me up more than annoys me so all is game! I’ll deffo have more to report I think tomorrow
Oh my god mine does this
We’ll be watching something and I’ll look at my phone for about 2 seconds and he will decide I’ve missed something so funny or crucial to the plot (it never is) he has to rewind it and it was always something really pointless that I definitely didn’t need to see.
He also always misses what people say in films and has to keep rewinding it, and always rewinds it too much so we end up watching the same scene a million times, sometimes he rewinds it again but this time with subtitles just incase
My boyfriend doesn’t actually do anything too annoying (we’ve also been together for almost 7 years so I can’t believe I’m typing this) but omfg my little brother. When we were getting our house renovated we lived back at my parents for 3 months and he almost sent me over the edge. A few of his habits:
- would piss all over the toilet seat and leave pubes EVERYWHERE
- spit his tooth paste all over the taps? And just leave it for someone else to clean up
- eat midnight snacks which didn’t belong to him (ate my packed lunch for work about 5 times)
- would belch at about a million decibels throughout the day
- would get annoyed that his beloved Xbox was laggy so would reset the wifi without giving anyone the heads up - perfect when wfh and on a call
love him dearly but good lord I hope he ends up with a patient future partner 
- would piss all over the toilet seat and leave pubes EVERYWHERE
- spit his tooth paste all over the taps? And just leave it for someone else to clean up
- eat midnight snacks which didn’t belong to him (ate my packed lunch for work about 5 times)
- would belch at about a million decibels throughout the day
- would get annoyed that his beloved Xbox was laggy so would reset the wifi without giving anyone the heads up - perfect when wfh and on a call
love him dearly but good lord I hope he ends up with a patient future partner 
Doing something that he knows will piss me off (like switching bedroom light on when I am in bed) and when I comment he goes 'knew you would complain'. Well if you knew I would complain then why bleeping do it, absolute head.
He is really opinionated as well as judgemental too which grinds my gears, keep telling him we would argue less if he kept his bull thoughts to himself rather than say them out loud but I honestly think he likes to irritate the tit out of me.
He is really opinionated as well as judgemental too which grinds my gears, keep telling him we would argue less if he kept his bull thoughts to himself rather than say them out loud but I honestly think he likes to irritate the tit out of me.
Some of you on this thread have led me to believe that men never evolved from being apes. Why are there grown men not being able to flush a toilet or not piss everywhere?!
I would have liked if this thread had included men as I know there are many male tattlers. It would be interesting to get both perspectives and hear about annoying things women do 
Mine does this also, a two hour film can take twice as long to get through because he mats about rewinding it or pauses it to ring his mum! Then he wonders why I bugger off to bed to watch TV on my own.
Also we can be watching a film or tv show and he will ask me questions about it and when I say 'how the hell should I know I'm watching it at same time as you' he gets a on.
Oh and if there is an actor he doesn't know the name of he will google it and then start telling me everything else they have been in.
Also his side of the living room is like a hovel, he has surrounded himself with his newspapers, bookies pens that dont even work, phone charger, headphones, laptop, random bits of paper he writes lists on! Even though I have sorted him a drawer out in the living room coffee table for him to store it all. My side of the room is lovely and tidy and his side looks like a slum.
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Just had to post this on here...
My boyfriend has BBC news on all day long if we are at home. We watch the news at six and channel 4 news in the evening. We did this yesterday as normal.
Where we live has been made Tier 4 from today.
Boyfriend just came in and announced he’s going to go out and spend his Next vouchers he got for Christmas. I was like err good luck with that and he’s like why???? 
Why have the news on 24/7 if you’re not even going to pay attention to it!
My boyfriend has BBC news on all day long if we are at home. We watch the news at six and channel 4 news in the evening. We did this yesterday as normal.
Where we live has been made Tier 4 from today.
Boyfriend just came in and announced he’s going to go out and spend his Next vouchers he got for Christmas. I was like err good luck with that
and he’s like why???? Why have the news on 24/7 if you’re not even going to pay attention to it!
Mine does this too, drives me mad!!
Another thing is that he eats soo fast. I’ve got used to it now, but times where I put a lot of effort into cooking a meal and it’s gone in like 3 mins I think why do I bother
Now that I'm back with my parents for awhile I have noticed a trait my dad has always done in the past, and still does, by calling me his "little girl", even though I'm 27 and almost 6ft tall!
At breakfast this morning he did his usual trick of resting his elbow on the top of my head as I sat at the breakfast table - I guess you had to be there, but OMG he really does belittle me sometimes
At breakfast this morning he did his usual trick of resting his elbow on the top of my head as I sat at the breakfast table - I guess you had to be there, but OMG he really does belittle me sometimes
Mine is the opposite he eats way too slow! I could finish 3 courses and him still be on his starterMine does this too, drives me mad!!
Another thing is that he eats soo fast. I’ve got used to it now, but times where I put a lot of effort into cooking a meal and it’s gone in like 3 mins I think why do I bother
. No bull he has many a time fallen asleep eating his tea to wake up and just carry on eating it without missing a beat. He is a special kind of stupid my husband.Not even talking to him today just the fact he is in the same space as me is wanting me to throat him. I'm upstairs watching crime shows and getting ideas while he is downstairs probably napping or just acting the idle git.