NZ Influencers #79

[stanleycupgal]

A recap as I join Maria unable to sleep and rejoicing the fact that Creator Cunt is over for another year and we don’t have to face more photos of the cunts all hanging out and pretending they are actually friends.

Well it’s been a flutter of romance for our influencers this month, starting with the diamond queen Sera. Poor thing has had to kiss a few but a Sir she has now found and a 3rd marriage awaits. Hands off ladies, the most eligible Bachelor of Paremoremo has been claimed. I know as little girls you all dreamed of one day marrying an unemployed rapist, but hands off, he’s made his choice and it isn’t you.

As if this isn’t enough of a blow to you single ladies, the Accountant from Algeria has also made his choice and again it isn’t you (unless you are rich or know someone in immigration, then all bets are off) JayJay and Minor exude a very special love that definitely doesn’t involve swindling an emotionally damaged, much older, financially stable woman for a visa to New Zealand. Just look at their 20 social media accounts for all the proof of this DeFInITeLy legitimate (at least for one of them), relationship.

Romance is also in the air for the lady boy who celebrated her love with a wedding clearly sponsored by Temu, proving that money, or lack of, certainly doesn’t buy class.

Thoughts and Prayers for our Paleo / Keto / HFLC / Glucose monitoring lawyer who appears to be suffering from financial hardship. Nothing else explains finding some dirty old kids clothes in the dumpster and selling them for a few dollars online.

Prayers also extend to Maria, who had to drive her epileptic husband around for a whole morning and hasn’t slept in 1284756 days because he was selfish enough to have a seizure in his bed. Don’t worry Maria the weekend is but 2 days away, so keep working hard like you always do and you can enjoy some much needed, but never taken rest at the weekend. No one works harder than you babe

Speaking of hard work, welcome to the party Christian who added another doll to his collection! He's already got Two dads Barbie, Firefighter Barbie, Travelling Barbie, Secondhand baby clothes Barbie, Daycare Barbie and now welcome to the floor….Real Estate Agent Barbie! Selling Sunset he is not, but congrats on beating stale sourdough to get licensed. That man sure knows how to grift and I’m just grateful he may be so busy he doesn’t have time to film himself taking a shit anymore.

Speaking of which, we may need to kick off a givealittle page, after our newest mum on the block admitted she’s broke. Even if she didn’t tell us, there are signs….no bread made for weeks, no make up sessions, oh yeah and a $400 coat purchased….

Hold onto your seats team, I know this news will come as a huge shock but apparently some people have shared feedback with the childless one that she can come across as a bit mean. Reeeeeaaaalllllllllly? I’m so so shocked!

Titsup is still cooked, Rebecca K still an absolute twat and I really pray for her new sex toy, having to go near those grotty flaps. Finau is Finau-ing and turns out Edna keeps her flaps, I mean figure, by having a drag on a dirty old ciggie.

On a more serious note, it appears one of the funniest, quick witted and supportive ladies from our group has entered hospice and won’t be with us for long. Go forth and be at peace our TC and haunt the fuck out of the meanest bitch who dared mess with you in your darkest days. You have our love always

 

[Goestothehead]

Rest in peace shhh, sending so much love to your family right now. You were an amazing woman and I will truly miss you and your comments

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Omg I’m sooo sorry for this error tattlers I must have read the previous comments in my sleep deprived haze wrong. Never been so happy to be a wrong TC though!! I can’t edit but I do apologise for the shock caused

Bruh
Okay I’m designating myself Official Shh77 Updater lol I’ve known her for about 7 years now outside of here and am in regular contact with her so will update if I hear any news. Thanks team

 

[Simplydelish]

To all the NZ “Influencers” popping off about TATTLE. It’s simple, DONT commit charity fraud, DONT lie, DONT do and say dumb shit, and DONT date rapists and you shall remain NAMELESS

 

[Black.bird]

I don’t think she’ll be coming on here anymore but I can let her know from you all was just chatting to her before, she is nice and comfortable now and having visitors

Prince Asher, please tell her that I am so grateful to have shared a few laughs with her on here. I just know that if we'd met in real life that we would've been great friends. I did finish the painting I did for her - it's of a faery blowing what many call a 'thistle' but I like to think of them as wishing devices, and it's painted in shades of bright red, yellow, white, emerald, cerise and cyan. It's very cheerful and thought provoking. Because I won't be able to get it to her now (she hasn't responded to my FB message which of course is understandable), I'm going to keep it above my desk in my new home and call it, simply, "Shh". I know she is scared of dying, but she needn't be ... she will be met on the other side by more love than she has ever known, and will feel as if she's returning home. Don't ask me how I know that; just trust me that I know.

 

[vintagevinyl]

It’s interesting Danni brings up freedom of speech but ignores the idea of freedom from consequences—especially when so many influencers curate content that benefits and uplifts them, then expect nothing but applause. They carefully craft their image, partner with brands, sell products, and shape public narratives, yet push back hard the moment anyone questions the ethics behind it. Let’s be real—there are issues on both sides, but influencers often dodge responsibility for manipulative or irresponsible marketing, emotional exploitation, or poor transparency. Simone Anderson is a prime example. Maria Foy legitimately gives me cause for alarm on how she treats her family—lets not forget how many followers Ruby Franke had while actively harming and abusing her children.

I’m not into the personal digs about people’s looks on Tattle—some of it does cross the line into petty or just mean—and I don’t think it helps the conversation. But I’ve learned a lot from these threads because I can be a bit naive. There’s value in calling out patterns and power imbalances. Influencers often build massive followings off vulnerability, relatability, and “realness,” then weaponise that platform when criticised. They're quick to call others out—accusing followers of jealousy or negativity—but rarely accept critique in return. That’s when they play victim or go on the attack. Nobody should be taking things further though. Some people on Tattle ARE unhinged. You get that everywhere.

If the people behind forums like Tattle are being called out, then influencers—with far more reach, money, and influence—should absolutely be held to higher standards. Especially when their content impacts people’s self-worth, health choices, and spending. You can’t profit from being in the public eye and then demand immunity from public scrutiny.

 

[D-Lister]

Erin you dipshit. If you're going to cross out the MAN on the bottles, do you think you should do the same with the boxes behind.

 

[clingingtoreality]

Wow interesting article. I don't know if you can call tattle "stalking " I mean sure it's trolling in a centralised environment, it's not trolling thier socials and it's not physical stalking. Furthermore, they don't have to read it.

Interesting that they don’t believe in “consequence free speech” - yet they somehow seem to think that influencers are above consequence. For example, we have Scammo Scanderson who defrauded a charity, umpteen influencers who promoted online gambling and an influencer flaunting her relationship with a convicted r@pist despite his parole stipulating that he keep a low profile.

We have Danni who’s recently doxxed the wrong people and then the general constant irresponsible promotion of everything from unnecessary vitamin infusions to paracetamol for mental health issues all through images edited to a point of unachievable body size/shape.

But hey - how dare people have an opinion about the poor influencers!

 

[Notascammer]

MFMs kids finally standing up for themself . And because Maria still has the brain and coping mechanism of a child, she can’t deal with it and took it personally. Hasn’t she seen other peoples lunchboxes and realised hers are the odd one out. It also says a lot that the kids w didn’t want to tell their mum so told Dad instead

"If you don't like something, just tell me no drama" yet literally creates all this drama?

 

[princeasherfromhobby]

Does anyone know how @shh77 doing at palliative care?

Edit; i have just looked at the post at her GAL. She is close to the end. I wish shh77 sees this, have a safe journey to the afterlife my dear and a distant big warm hug to you. Fly high.. hope you get a chance to say goodbye to us one last time. Miss you!

I don’t think she’ll be coming on here anymore but I can let her know from you all was just chatting to her before, she is nice and comfortable now and having visitors

 

[BeigeonBeige]

For anyone who may not follow emilywrites, this is her response

 

[clingingtoreality]

A few weeks back, Dani was all smug about tattle apparently no longer being able to support ads.

We’ll she’ll be seething when she finds out the ads are back and supercharged

 

[Allthebestnamesweretaken]

Maria, let me rephrase this for you, seeing you get so overwhelmed with the most basic of things.

What an awesome day! Started with brunch with the fam, then straight into an early school pick up for a doctor's appointment. Traffic was a nightmare so took even longer than it should have, but I used that time to connect with my child. We sang songs at the top of our lungs. We laughed. We had some deep conversations. After that, it was home to drop one kid off, then off again to take the other kid to their school disco. I get to go back later to pick them up which is always a highlight, I get to hear all about the disco and the fun that was had! It's a real perk and a blessing to be able to help Phil out whilst he is not able to drive.

 

[Black.bird]

I am so, so sad to read of @shh77's passing. I will miss her funny writs so much. I thought she looked so happy in the final pictures she posted to her FB account alongside her mum and brother. As brief as they were, I really enjoyed our 'real life' (online) chats on FB. She was a beautiful soul.

Sending you so much love @princeasherfromhobby

 

[happysmellybelly]

I actually feel really angry about Elle as the mother to a diabetic child, where we skimp and save for the blood glucose monitor. It's not a fun toy that you play around with. People have to fundraise and go without eating to afford them when they're actually needed. It shows her entitlement and privilege. I bet her doctor doesn't know but if they don't like it, she'll go crying for another one.

 

[kiwigal258]

Influencers say tattle exposed where they live etc....but they film their house, their neighbourhood, their kids and everything and post it for the world to see? If they cared about their privacy they wouldn't do it.

 

[Notascammer]

The way jayjay kept lifting her leg up while they were hugging, she looked like a dog on heat LOL

 

[D-Lister]

Can someone tell me why these muppets need to speak into a microphone when they're literally talking to their phone???

 

[Blardeblarblar]

Why does noone realise that if their followers are sending screenshots from tattle that means their precious followers are ALSO ON TATTLE.

 

[BeigeonBeige]

Looks like Emilywrites doesn't agree with it either, like a lot of us. Glad she's using her platform for this...