you get a feather, a sock, a Christmas tree named Bruce, a brioche, a book wallpaper, a jar of peanut butter and a bucket of popcorn, The Alchemist book, a picture of a mandala, a spice rack, a greeting card with a naked couple on it from Big Tezza, Niomi’s cookbook Eat Smart, a lifetime subscription to Dreamy Joey’s vizzy service, a ticket to Lordon’s sex retreat, a Chinese takeout on a wall partition, a single packet of Feel New tea, an excursion through the jungle and your guide is Forky, a rooster worship workbook, a personalized tarot reading but only from that one reader Niomi hated, a smoothie bowl with 4 blueberries… I feel like I’m forgetting something