Never have I ever had a night out where I genuinely enjoyed myself or didn't feel absolutely tit about myself in some way or another, so reading your stories is great fun, thank you for letting me live vicariously 
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Ah so many good nights that I will have to keep coming back to this thread. God I miss just dressing up and being in a bar!
One night out in Leeds blagged our way into some nightclub vip by saying we worked on the Graham Norton show, met Howard Donald and ended the night with about £2 to my name and enough change to get a dodgy kebab. My train home the next day was very hungover.
Went out in Blackpool once and this really tall buff guy and his gang took me and my mate under his wing. We went pub hopping and everyone kept coming up to him shaking his hand and asking for a pic. Still no idea who it was, we ended up losing them as they were getting a bit full on and we wanted to go to a karaoke bar.
Honestly though the best nights have been the ones where I have danced non stop, I miss those days.
Just thought of another, my mate was staying in Nottingham for a gig so I decided to get the train so we could day drink. I got got there around 11am, we drank all day and i got the train home around 7 and my sister messaged to say she was out with work. The bar was right next to the station so I joined her and didnt get in until around 3am. Such a good day though, I do enjoy day sessions.
One night out in Leeds blagged our way into some nightclub vip by saying we worked on the Graham Norton show, met Howard Donald and ended the night with about £2 to my name and enough change to get a dodgy kebab. My train home the next day was very hungover.
Went out in Blackpool once and this really tall buff guy and his gang took me and my mate under his wing. We went pub hopping and everyone kept coming up to him shaking his hand and asking for a pic. Still no idea who it was, we ended up losing them as they were getting a bit full on and we wanted to go to a karaoke bar.
Honestly though the best nights have been the ones where I have danced non stop, I miss those days.
Just thought of another, my mate was staying in Nottingham for a gig so I decided to get the train so we could day drink. I got got there around 11am, we drank all day and i got the train home around 7 and my sister messaged to say she was out with work. The bar was right next to the station so I joined her and didnt get in until around 3am. Such a good day though, I do enjoy day sessions.
Going on a works night out and ending up back at work at 3am with my manager and a few others. Worked in a pub and we sat at the bar till 6ish drinking and talking rubbish.
Brill night!
Brill night!
I've done something like this. I worked in a nightclub and we all went to another venue in another city. A few of us went back to our closed club and ended up drinking jd and coke out of teapots while we played dj. I have so many stories from my nightclub days, I went through 3 djs a bouncer and a supervisor hahaha
ETA I would work in the day bar 10am-4pm go home come back for 10pm finish at 4 am and then go out drinking at a friends and come back to start work again. I think i averaged a couple hours sleep a night in my early 20s.
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I ended up living thier for a while and it was the best time!
Went to Yates for a friend’s birthday (about 17 years ago). Bouncer wouldn’t let us bring in the cake so we stashed it in a tree outside (stuck it in the branches).
At kick out time birthday girl shimmied up the tree and rescued the cake and we ate it with our hands while waiting for the number 25 night bus.
Probably not the fun/wild story you were hoping for but I live a boring life and cake is good.
At kick out time birthday girl shimmied up the tree and rescued the cake and we ate it with our hands while waiting for the number 25 night bus.
Probably not the fun/wild story you were hoping for but I live a boring life and cake is good.
One of my best nights out was when I worked as a magicians assistant (I didn't have any formal training but I got hired cos the magician fancied me )
We were hired to do one of the May balls at one of the big cambridge uni colleges.
Tickets were ridiculous like £150 plus. We of course got in free as staff so I did my bit ....I just hung about holding hoops etc and then we got as much food and drink as we could stomach, there was a laser quest thing and loads of fun stuff.
At the end of the evening my boss aka magician tried to snog me
so I ran away....and then got sacked
I also miss work nights out, especially those which start with just a quick drink after work and then at 2am you're ducked and have work the same day.
Had a brilliant night out with my work friends at Christmas a few years ago. We ended up in some dingy club at about 4am. I literally had a 3 day hang over and it was on day 3 I realised I had a bike and had left it somewhere in town....it took me about a week to discover where I had locked it up.
)We were hired to do one of the May balls at one of the big cambridge uni colleges.
Tickets were ridiculous like £150 plus. We of course got in free as staff so I did my bit ....I just hung about holding hoops etc and then we got as much food and drink as we could stomach, there was a laser quest thing and loads of fun stuff.
At the end of the evening my boss aka magician tried to snog me
so I ran away....and then got sacked I also miss work nights out, especially those which start with just a quick drink after work and then at 2am you're ducked and have work the same day.
Had a brilliant night out with my work friends at Christmas a few years ago. We ended up in some dingy club at about 4am. I literally had a 3 day hang over and it was on day 3 I realised I had a bike and had left it somewhere in town....it took me about a week to discover where I had locked it up.
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My friend had one engraved. We used to use those pads you can put in your bra when you are breastfeeding. Also, I had these fake tampons that you get from the joke shop but, they come in a tampon packet and it was like a plastic test tube. I used to take like 8 at a time. I always wanted the bouncer to open my bag so I could say sorry I have a heavy flow.Did anyone else use to take hip flasks out with vodka (or whatever)? We’d all stash them in our handbags or bra, order a plain coke at the bar and run to the loos to empty our vodka into the glass - all huddled in one toilet
Yes!!! And we were totally smart.Did anyone else use to take hip flasks out with vodka (or whatever)? We’d all stash them in our handbags or bra, order a plain coke at the bar and run to the loos to empty our vodka into the glass - all huddled in one toilet
This is bringing back memories.
I remember when my best friend and I shared a flat together years ago we went on a night out, ended up meeting these random blokes and my friend fancying one them invited him and his mate back to our flat.
As we got out of the taxi we had to warn them about the smell of the drains in our flat how classy! We'd been having issues with the sink. Now if that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
I remember when my best friend and I shared a flat together years ago we went on a night out, ended up meeting these random blokes and my friend fancying one them invited him and his mate back to our flat.
As we got out of the taxi we had to warn them about the smell of the drains in our flat
how classy! We'd been having issues with the sink. Now if that's not a turn on I don't know what is.
I went out with my friend just before Xmas, could only have alcohol with a meal so ended up ordering 12 cocktails each (bogof) threw up in a bush on the way home!
Normally go drinking with my sisters which always results in very bad dancing, sharing of sex tips and me falling asleep in the dogs bed with my kebab!
Normally go drinking with my sisters which always results in very bad dancing, sharing of sex tips and me falling asleep in the dogs bed with my kebab!
One time me and my friends went to Mayfair, we were in a bar and some man and his friends kept staring at us.
Long story shorter ended up speaking to him and he turned out to be one of biggest oil tycoons in Nigeria.
He paid for our whole night, took us to dinner in novikov (if you know youknow)got us a table in a top Mayfair club, bought us bottles Of don perinion all night, drove us around in his rolls Royce.
the only thing is we did get a lot of weird looks because it defo looked like we were his sugar babies!
But he was honestly the sweetest man ever, he never asked for anything in return, he had a driver drop all of us home in separate Mercedes.
He always used to message me when he flew back to London on his private jet but I declined because I realised he had a wife of 30 years and 2 daughters so I felt bad.
But that was honestly one of the funniest nights of my life, I have so many other stories like this.
Long story shorter ended up speaking to him and he turned out to be one of biggest oil tycoons in Nigeria.
He paid for our whole night, took us to dinner in novikov (if you know youknow)got us a table in a top Mayfair club, bought us bottles Of don perinion all night, drove us around in his rolls Royce.
the only thing is we did get a lot of weird looks because it defo looked like we were his sugar babies!
But he was honestly the sweetest man ever, he never asked for anything in return, he had a driver drop all of us home in separate Mercedes.
He always used to message me when he flew back to London on his private jet but I declined because I realised he had a wife of 30 years and 2 daughters so I felt bad.
But that was honestly one of the funniest nights of my life, I have so many other stories like this.
Staggering to the nightbus stop after one particularly heavy night out on the sauce I put my hand out to lean on a post to puke up. I did about three pukes. It was all over and around the base of the post. My friends kept laughing and pointing upwards. When I looked up it was the famous turning scotland yard sign outside police HQ.
Thank christ there were no smart phones back in my clubbing days. No worries about anything like that 'going viral'
Thank christ there were no smart phones back in my clubbing days. No worries about anything like that 'going viral'
Once me and all my mates were in a gay bar absolutely off our chops. I was starving and just left them, walked 10 minutes to the McDonald's on my own and got us all a cheeseburger each (there were 5 of us) luckily I had a bag to stick them in and I went back in the club. We were all hammered singing Like a Prayer in the middle of the dancefloor with cheeseburgers in our gobs
One of my relatives were doing a few small bashes around the student union circuit and I went to one. There was some really sultry dude body popping round the dance floor. He was randomly sliding to people doing little magic tricks, I'm not keen on magic but he slid over. He was so beautiful and had the most amazing eyes I had ever seen! He asked me to look into them and I felt shudders. He done something with my watch but I paid little attention because he was so beautiful and his politeness melted me. I kept thinking what a perfect lad he was for ages! About a year later a new magician had a show on the TV. I recognised him instantly! It was Dynamo.
I remember as a teenager I went on a night out with my sister and some of her friends. Nothing special just a night pub crawl. Within this group was a lesbian couple, they were absolutely pissed and ended up having this blazing row, the femme one started walking away and out of nowhere the butch one threw a glass and used a shard to slice through her own cheek. There was blood pouring out everywhere, everyone was freaking out because the amount of blood pumping out. It was completely unessersary.
I remember as a teenager I went on a night out with my sister and some of her friends. Nothing special just a night pub crawl. Within this group was a lesbian couple, they were absolutely pissed and ended up having this blazing row, the femme one started walking away and out of nowhere the butch one threw a glass and used a shard to slice through her own cheek. There was blood pouring out everywhere, everyone was freaking out because the amount of blood pumping out. It was completely unessersary.
just remembered something so random so i thought i'd bump this thread i was out in galway once during rag week and the crowds were crazy. we'd always go to supermacs after clubbing but we waited for an hour in the line and by the time i got to the counter i was no longer hungry so i just ordered some garlic fries. was finally leaving the supermacs and there were tons of people in front so i went up to a group of guys and asked one of them if he wanted my fries. it turned out he was completely drunk and he thought it was the nicest thing anyone's done for him, he started crying and asking me LIKE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU REALLY GIVING ME THESE FRIES??"??"!?!? and then showing them to everyone while crying it was kinda beautiful
i was out in galway once during rag week and the crowds were crazy. we'd always go to supermacs after clubbing but we waited for an hour in the line and by the time i got to the counter i was no longer hungry so i just ordered some garlic fries. was finally leaving the supermacs and there were tons of people in front so i went up to a group of guys and asked one of them if he wanted my fries. it turned out he was completely drunk and he thought it was the nicest thing anyone's done for him, he started crying and asking me LIKE SERIOUSLY ARE YOU REALLY GIVING ME THESE FRIES??"??"!?!? and then showing them to everyone while crying it was kinda beautifulNot my story, but my boyfriend went out at the uni club, there was a mascot type guy that was there all the time. He was called crazy hands cos he wore these foam hand things and would punch the air etc.. He started hitting my boyfriend, so my bf tore the gloves off and threw them on the floor. Bf promptly got a life ban from the uni club lol
Same venue, but my friend and I went to the loo and the security rapped on the door and took us up to this weird side room. I thought they were going to bust us for taking drugs so I said this whole thing about how we hadn’t taken anything and that we just needed a wee. They let me keep saying “we only went in for a wee!! I promise we haven’t taken any drugs!!!!” for few minutes before just telling us that the loo was for disabled people and that we shouldn’t use it
lesson learned I suppose
Same venue, but my friend and I went to the loo and the security rapped on the door and took us up to this weird side room. I thought they were going to bust us for taking drugs so I said this whole thing about how we hadn’t taken anything and that we just needed a wee. They let me keep saying “we only went in for a wee!! I promise we haven’t taken any drugs!!!!” for few minutes before just telling us that the loo was for disabled people and that we shouldn’t use it
lesson learned I supposeI have had some great nights out ! I'm not really into it anymore though it's too expensive.
The best nights are the ones you don't expect . Laughing and joking with random people at the bar , having a laugh about times gone by and just being care free.
I went out one night in London and met a lad a few years younger than me. He said he recognised me from a pub in our home village. I got with him and almost slept with him. When i returned home i searched him on facebook and i knew his girlfriend from school
She found out and was fuming with me (I had no knowledge he had a girlfriend ) They are still together 7 years on.
The best nights are the ones you don't expect . Laughing and joking with random people at the bar , having a laugh about times gone by and just being care free.
I went out one night in London and met a lad a few years younger than me. He said he recognised me from a pub in our home village. I got with him and almost slept with him. When i returned home i searched him on facebook and i knew his girlfriend from school
She found out and was fuming with me (I had no knowledge he had a girlfriend ) They are still together 7 years on.