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Thanks for the new thread @Sabbie
I love the new thread title, it sums up her arrogance and entitlement. And it will remain relevant because her next masterpiece is due, working title: A Teapotful off Tpyos.
She obviously considers her slapdash writing good enough to sell to her stans - that'll do them, they love me, they won't care.
It's hilarious that she sent the first book to some stans for feedback before it was "published" but not one of them spotted any of the many typos and languge-mangling. Even if you self-publish you can engage a professional editor before you upload it, or at the very least run it through Grammarly or some sort of AI. Yet she couldn't wait to refer to herself as an author, typical narc wanting all the glory as soon as possible.
I love the new thread title, it sums up her arrogance and entitlement. And it will remain relevant because her next masterpiece is due, working title: A Teapotful off Tpyos.
She obviously considers her slapdash writing good enough to sell to her stans - that'll do them, they love me, they won't care.
It's hilarious that she sent the first book to some stans for feedback before it was "published" but not one of them spotted any of the many typos and languge-mangling. Even if you self-publish you can engage a professional editor before you upload it, or at the very least run it through Grammarly or some sort of AI. Yet she couldn't wait to refer to herself as an author, typical narc wanting all the glory as soon as possible.
From her latter stories about going to a Tuscan (?) beach, sans Carlo of course:
We get it Nicki, you REALLY hated Positano and having to see all those unworthy tourists everywhere. Give it a rest.
We get it Nicki, you REALLY hated Positano and having to see all those unworthy tourists everywhere. Give it a rest.
What a stinking attitude from her. Nicki, Positano made you enough money to live comfortably without a real job - just a weekly vlog and a few patreon posts thrown out when you can be arsed. Get a grip and be more humble and grateful. You might think you're the hot new thing in Tuscany, along with the other 3140341 Brits who also move there, but you could move to any place on earth and still be the same dowdy, miserable, sour-faced crone.
Love how she was able to go to Pisa in July, at the height of summer season, without minding the hordes of tourists 
I think Positano in general just pisses her off and she’s more than glad to have left.
I think Positano in general just pisses her off and she’s more than glad to have left.Moaning that she quit doing make up because getting to jobs is too hard for our dowager queen. Nothing to do with your bookings drying up because of your awful style, and that you were inherited enough money to laze around doing nothing? But valiantly she's back in business after a friend asked for a favour. Look guys she really is popular!!
That bride looks absolutely gutted in my opinion - she doesn't smile once and looks like she's trying not to cry. I don't blame her, she's pasty, the eyeshadow gives 2000s Steps and the eyebrows are like slugs.
Otherwise business as usual - Nicki finds more crap furniture and clutter to add to the pigsty, Carlo is off doing as much manual labour as she can force on him while she moans about it, and she adds another unvarnished and unfinished shelf to display books she hasn't read on.
That bride looks absolutely gutted in my opinion - she doesn't smile once and looks like she's trying not to cry. I don't blame her, she's pasty, the eyeshadow gives 2000s Steps and the eyebrows are like slugs.
Otherwise business as usual - Nicki finds more crap furniture and clutter to add to the pigsty, Carlo is off doing as much manual labour as she can force on him while she moans about it, and she adds another unvarnished and unfinished shelf to display books she hasn't read on.
Did she buy all new makeup ? , bearing in mind all her MUA kit hasn't been used for what a couple of years ?? Must be all old and dried up !
Definitely not - the blush was almost empty. It tells all that really, only one of the blushes out of six appeared to be heavily used - I don't think she understands make up theory at all (or simply what blusher suits what skin colours/undertones).
That poor bride 
when I saw all of Nicki‘s manky palettes and brushes, I shuddered. And yeah, the look she did on that woman was definitely something she could have done herself. Better, probably.
I’m not even into antiques, but every time she buys a lovely piece and says „it needs a paint“, it makes me a little sad. Loved Carlo‘s resigned „what colour do you want to paint it?“ when they put the writing desk into that corner. Where it looked all wrong, since it’s so much higher than the sofa right next to it. And of course she had to immediately dismiss Carlo‘s (correct) comment that they won’t be able to open the window properly.
when I saw all of Nicki‘s manky palettes and brushes, I shuddered. And yeah, the look she did on that woman was definitely something she could have done herself. Better, probably.I’m not even into antiques, but every time she buys a lovely piece and says „it needs a paint“, it makes me a little sad. Loved Carlo‘s resigned „what colour do you want to paint it?“ when they put the writing desk into that corner. Where it looked all wrong, since it’s so much higher than the sofa right next to it. And of course she had to immediately dismiss Carlo‘s (correct) comment that they won’t be able to open the window properly.
This episode sounds like a must-see. A grumpy bride? Can't wait
Nicki's own make up is always crusty and dusty, no surprise looking at her early 20th century kit to match her aesthetic, plus the general fact her taste is up her a. The dry lip tattoo she had done "in England!" only emphasises the ventriloquist dummy crepey jowls usually seen on 70 year-old, as for that thumb sucker's dental arch.
Nicki's own make up is always crusty and dusty, no surprise looking at her early 20th century kit to match her aesthetic, plus the general fact her taste is up her a. The dry lip tattoo she had done "in England!" only emphasises the ventriloquist dummy crepey jowls usually seen on 70 year-old, as for that thumb sucker's dental arch.
Carlo on that tractor barefoot.
I don't think he know's what he's doing.
The shelves are just weird. Is the tree trunk not meant to be treated. Trying and failing to do rustic.
Thought the bride was going to say 'not bovvered'.
I don't think he know's what he's doing.The shelves are just weird. Is the tree trunk not meant to be treated. Trying and failing to do rustic.
Thought the bride was going to say 'not bovvered'.
Yeah, Carlo barefoot driving a vehicle he hasn’t been on before, a tractor no less, seemed like an accident waiting to happen. I know he was excited, but he really couldn’t run into the house to get some shoes?Carlo on that tractor barefoot.
The shelves are just weird. Is the tree trunk not meant to be treated. Trying and failing to do rustic.
Thought the bride was going to say 'not bovvered'.
I am such a writer, I need 3 desks to choose from!!
That creepy cabriolet leg thing is repulsive but bought because it was there, and it was cheap - seemingly the only things tightwad Nicki ever considers.
But she must paint them! What colours? She'll use any old chalk paint colour (as approved by Lawrence L-B in the 90s) that she bought IN ENGLAND! She really should f**k off back to Surrey 1990 with her matt rag rolling aesthetic.
Naff Nicki got the bridal make up gig because she speaks the right type of English as understood by the bewildered bride who found herself in a noughties time warp.
As usual plenty of Carlo-the-donkey footage to keep him in his place, remember it was SHE who signed for the property, not him.
That creepy cabriolet leg thing is repulsive but bought because it was there, and it was cheap - seemingly the only things tightwad Nicki ever considers.
But she must paint them! What colours? She'll use any old chalk paint colour (as approved by Lawrence L-B in the 90s
) that she bought IN ENGLAND! She really should f**k off back to Surrey 1990 with her matt rag rolling aesthetic.Naff Nicki got the bridal make up gig because she speaks the right type of English as understood by the bewildered bride who found herself in a noughties time warp.
As usual plenty of Carlo-the-donkey footage to keep him in his place, remember it was SHE who signed for the property, not him.
I used to like the wedding content she did in Positano. The beautiful flowers and the cute little hotels on the hillside. Not so much bothered with her makeup!! She also did one where she did the makeup for a naff Italian music video!! Anyway I don’t get why she’s gone so anti Positano. She could get content out of both areas. And they must spend as much money on knackered old furniture as they would do if they bought newer stuff. I’m kinda on the fence with the style she’s used in the villa. I do think it’s in keeping but it’s a bit hodge podge.
I was thinking that same thing. How old is that makeup. Surely she did not go out and buy new for this wedding. Yuck.
She just keeps buying weird furniture and painting it weird colors and sorry Carlo but that corner bookshelf while cleaver is weird too. Boy would I love to have a personal handyman available 24/7 to do any project that I want. They just keep spending money. I would say that in the heat of summer the best escape is the beach or a pool..they had both in Positano and in Tuscany they have no options...just stay inside which I imagine is not real cool either.
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the MY HOUSE came across loud and clear.I am such a writer, I need 3 desks to choose from!!
That creepy cabriolet leg thing is repulsive but bought because it was there, and it was cheap - seemingly the only things tightwad Nicki ever considers.
But she must paint them! What colours? She'll use any old chalk paint colour (as approved by Lawrence L-B in the 90s
Naff Nicki got the bridal make up gig because she speaks the right type of English as understood by the bewildered bride who found herself in a noughties time warp.
As usual plenty of Carlo-the-donkey footage to keep him in his place, remember it was SHE who signed for the property, not him.
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OMG- that make-up was palette was absolutely disgusting- even on the outside when she kept showing the bride her make-up in the mirror of one of the palettes. The poor bride- she already pretty, but really needed some contouring (especially under the jawline and cheekbones), but Nicky doesn't keep up with make-up trends, like bronzer. Instead, just some manky old make-up on the bride (these are the same palettes she has used for YEARS- we have seen them over and over for YEARS)- Nicky, make-up does NOT stay good forever- it was so gross!
Bless Carlo's heart, but the book shelf is heinous. At least he has an excuse to get away from her with his riding mower.
Can you imagine how the liquid products must have cooked in the rucksack on those journeys? Make-up can go gross in high temperatures and the chemical composition can alter. Urgh!
as said above "the book shelf is heinous". It is so impractical too.
Was anybody else shouting” thats not a desk that’s a dressing table” at each monstrosity she brought in to the house ?
She really needs to do some research in interior design and decor , that chalk paint and shabby chic trend is so over
Surely Carlo could have made her a custom made, correct size, plain desk in oak , that would co ordinate better with the bespoke kitchen Island ?
She really needs to do some research in interior design and decor , that chalk paint and shabby chic trend is so over
Surely Carlo could have made her a custom made, correct size, plain desk in oak , that would co ordinate better with the bespoke kitchen Island ?
Personally, I loved when she said that when her friend asked her to do the makeup for the wedding, Nicki said she told her "well....if I remember to bring my makeup kit, I'll do it." If she'd forgotten, what was that bride supposed to do then?
More painted furniture......more furniture to replace furniture already squished up against a wall, in front of a window AND a radiator.
I'm so tired of this narrative she clearly believes in: "I'm a writer."
More painted furniture......more furniture to replace furniture already squished up against a wall, in front of a window AND a radiator.
I'm so tired of this narrative she clearly believes in: "I'm a writer."
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