Mrskingscookandclean

[kettlekitten]

Leas version vs what it SHOULD look like

 

[gingrog]

Clothes are going on Vinted, too!! You can grab yourself a nice bobbly, black outfit. Team up with some Jeffrey Dahmer glasses and a handful of Ready Brek dusted over your shoulders and voila!!!

 

[Tamij]

MarkKing
LeaKing
NicKing

At least they didn’t call Brad ‘Wayne’.

 

[Scrotsandall]

Yes please fill us in on all you know lol

I don't want to out myself as although I don't live there anymore, I still have family live near them, and who chats to them ... but basically just think of a rough family on an estate and that's what they are. Not scared to use their fists, like to brag and are As fake as fuck. No strangers to the police banging on their door.

 

[kettlekitten]

This carpal tunnel syndrome she has, has anyone seen how it’s affected her in any way? I certainly haven’t
She’s gonna seriously regret having this op
I really do think she has Munchausens and by proxy with Summer
Soz if I spelt it wrong

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Who is this porker trying to kid she looks nothing like this in real life. So fake it’s sickening

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Anyone follow her back when she had a giant silver fork and spoon above her hob? Where did that go? Am I imagining it?

She used to be enjoyable in the sense that she seemed down to earth and did home cooking. Then somewhere during the pandemic I lost interest, felt like she was going to the shop every day for “some bits.” And now it’s almost always packaged goods. I mean, that’s fine if that’s what someone wants to do, but as a cooking and cleaning page, it has lost its direction. The amount of themed tat, too. Where does she store it all? Also, the filter that blurs out some hit not all the freckles around her face is a bit much. She looks lovely without a filter, I wish social media wasn’t so fake.

 

[TracyK]

Where’s the protein? Thought the boys were boxers, they won’t survive on that slop!!

 

[gingrog]

Most sauce recipes call for a few tablespoons of creme fraiche. In she goes with an entire tub!! With bits of stuffing in it...ergh!

She can just save the bullshit and use this template every day.

"Good morning and happy whateverday. How are you all today? Good I hope. (Watch me pour this coffee into half a pint of milk from 6 foot in the air). Need to nip to Marks'S/AldiS/AsdaS today and frivolously spend money you don't have. I'll most likely buy some fabric conditioner I don't need, to go with the other 20 full bottles cluttering my kitchen. When I'm back, I'm going to cook the absolute shit out of some greasy, watery slop/dry, leathery roast on LOW AND SLOW."

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Just leaving this here

 

[Tamij]

As predicted, yesterday’s slow cooker journey produced a tasty stew, but not as good as her usual one. She’s going to do it again next week using her usual method to see if that’s better. Which of course it will be.

 

[bubbity09]

I bet she’s pushed summer to her limits in physio to make sure they can go home so she can get back to making her usual rinse and repeat kitchen shitty stories.

 

[Tamij]

Just enjoyed watching her stirring her pissy coffee with her pumpkin spoon which was lowered into her cup slowly so we could all see. Ffs!

 

[bubbity09]

She’s such a dozy twat. Looking for the clock in the kitchen to check whether it’s still morning, when the time is right in-front of her on her phone whilst she’s recording her boring stories.

 

[Karen826]

The Vichy carrots, not sure whose recipe it is, but I know it's been going around for years and years and years !!!!

Exactly and "her" mango, advocado and kiwi salsa is all over google too. Are some of her followers really that gullible that they fall for her lies? Honestly she is as thick as two short planks yet reckons shes some big celebrity chef. "There you go"...
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God how can she lie like that. Her recipes?? Ffs you pathetic woman they are not your own recipes they are all from google. Get over yourself you narcissistic brag

 

[Doodlebug71]

Someone been on tattle this morning....

 

[kettlekitten]

The way she’s coming across is that Summers op is an inconvenience for her, she can’t get on with her Xmas prep, ffs! Is that more important? Selfish woman! Get your priorities right!

The price of those advent calendars!
£35 the cheese one and £79 the wine one!!

 

[Tamij]

Did you see all the boxes of pumpkin toot she had in her house yesterday?
And now she’s been to Home Bargains to buy plates with polar bears on because she’s always wanted some. I’ve not once thought I’d like plates with polar bears on or even that there might be such a thing! Bizarre.

 

[Tamij]

She’s sorted out her wardrobe today. Swathes of black hanging up and a pile of black on the floor. A bit of colour might not be such a bad thing, Lea.

 

[kettlekitten]

She’s a right aggy twat. Mark needs to divorce her and find someone who is nice to him. I bet she’s a right cunt when the camera is off. Divorce her and make her get a job.

Tbh Mark seems a nice, funny bloke, talk about chalk and cheese!