Mrs Hinch #37 Round & round the garden, push teddy’s chair. 1 swipe 2 swipes we don't care

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Ffs is there no end to it? I just don’t get how Hinchers think that getting absolutely everything you want or take a fancy to for free is acceptable and that she deserves it. I mean if I had the inclination I could sit on my arse all day and do stories and build up a huge following but I don’t wish to. I’m not that vacuous and to be frank life is too short for that shit. How anyone can think she deserves everything she wants for free is beyond my train of thought. She’s just hungry for fame and fortune and the only way she can get it is on Instagram which c’mon, isn’t really famous is it? Famous for wiping Zoflora about the place and spraying febreeze on the curtains. Wow! That’s something to be really proud of. What an amazing achievement! ATB Soph love, ATB Nobody I know in the real world has even heard of her!
 
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I fucking hate those wall stickers. Or anything that states the bleedin obvious like 'sleep', 'love' or 'home'.

Where's the one that reminds you to 'shave your legs', or 'babe, put the fucking toilet seat down for once yeah?'
 
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My vote is a new day has come by celine Dion
 
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I absolutely howled at these so in a way hinch is right about making us laugh... at her not with her! What did people actually expect from a fame and money hungry self absorbed instagrammer. It’s like when towie or other reality show people write autobiographies they’re not authors. She’s a list writer and likes to talk about herself . That is all the book will be bet she wishes she had the highlighter to colour it in a little
 

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Seriously guys, I have a day or so off to go and live my real life and find I have two and a half thread to catch up on!

What the actual?!?

I shall try to quickly back read what I have missed but have I missed any major drama's???

Note: I have been keeping up to date with her stories so am aware of the crap on her page, just not on here.

But a giveaway?!?! Finally!!!

And that laugh of hers is so fake I want to shove a minkeh down her gullet just to muffle that godawful sound
 
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Me too as I’m from SA. I couldn’t afford the ones she’s trying to beg. No way.
 
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You've missed nothing. There was a giveaway. Jamie folded pants. Shes laughed at sod all. Got some highlighters. Rest is bollocks chat to be fair
 
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You've missed nothing. There was a giveaway. Jamie folded pants. Shes laughed at sod all. Got some highlighters. Rest is bollocks chat to be fair
Cheers my lovely

I will leisurely catch up instead then as I do like to read everyone's comments and thoughts - you are an amazing bunch of funny fuckers
 
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People are seriously buying highlighters just coz Hinch has.... stop the world I want to get off
 
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just added some highlighters to my shopping list love feeling like I'm back at school (not)
 
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