Mrs Hinch #327 A Bot hunt a day keeps 4M at bay

[Cupboardshoes]

I've just realised the Tipping Point video may be ready to be aired on the same day as the gender reveal / 4m day. How WONDERFUL would that be?

Also poster requests please;
"Biskitt vibes" (I'll put that one in my kitchen snack corner)
and..
"Secret Audi" (I can put this one on my garage door. Lure thieves in for them only to find the piles of recycling we haven't taken to the tip yet)

 

[Pugster]

OMFG MAMMA IS BACK

Us nusty pastry trolls missed you

 

[Sweetpea30]

I’m not sure they realised how this would read, when they named their account

 

[Pooppants]

Tadaa!

 

[Frunicorn]

Aarrrghhhhhhh I just pulled a Hinch accidentally I have to preface this story by saying that English isn’t my first language.... anyway we are looking for a new home and saw one with a huge garden this weekend and hubs was saying how he wants to put up a gazebo and put a pool table under it. So I said oh why don’t you build a perGOALa? And he looks at me like “a whaaaat?? You mean a per-go-lah?”
This proves I’m an innocent impressionable foreigner and Grinch made me learn the wrong thing

 

[Cassy Role]

It really doesn’t sit well with me when she pushes cleaning to combat anxiety and / or depression. I have therapy for my anxiety and my therapist always hits the point home that I shouldn’t try and cover over the anxiety with things like cleaning as it will just lead to obsessive behaviour that will lead to deeper problems in the long term.

it makes sense. I started following Hinch as I heard she cleaned her anxiety away... initially, cleaning made me feel better. But then if I didn’t get my cleaning done or if the kids made a mess my anxiety would be sky high. Since my therapy got going I don’t clean every day, I love the sight of toys in my living room and I just do what I can when I can. There’s more deep seated issues I needed to deal with and I now have tried and tested techniques to do that and none of them include Mrs fucking Hinch or cleaning.

phew. Needed to get that out

 

[Cupboardshoes]

Just leaving this here...

 

[Hereforthehottea]

 

[mooseknuckle]

I wonder if Jamie is going to bring out an exercise DVD?

Yes lads, that’s it, laaaav it.

 

[Wee blether]

Omg! This woman made and personally delivered these items to Hinch as she knew where she lived !!! She was one of the small businesses Hinch shared then deleted 5 mins later. Now they're all asking who knows her PO box address as they have homemade crap to send her Be afraid, be very afraid

 

[Hamdiddly]

I keep a particular kind of pet (don't want to give too much personal info away lol) that has a really sensitive respiratory system.

Part of their care is that you can't use chemicals and fragrances in your home or they will die (think of canaries in mines). I use boiling water, a scrubbing brush and unscented washing up liquid on pretty much everything in my house. In places where I need extra help I use vinegar or a bit of Method cleaner and then open the windows for an hour. Is my house a festering shit hole? No, absolutely not.

I often wonder how long my animals would last in HMP Grey castle. I honestly think they would be in severe respiratory failure after 12 hours and dead within 24.

I realise this is an extreme example but I just can't imagine living somewhere with fragranced zoflora on every surface, oil burners, candles, fabric softener on the radiators and walls, air freshener all over and pine disinfectant down every hole. Makes me feel anxious thinking about it.

TL;DR: Ronnie will be lucky to grow up without respiratory issues after being raised in a fuming chemical lab.

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

My lie detector question would be "how did jamie react when you gave birth to your first born and it was a dog"

 

[Matietatie]

Could we do a poll on one question we would ask Hinch under lie detector? Mines would be do you buy your followers

Mine would be "do you ACTUALLY enjoy a shag with Kanye Vest?"

 

[Heretobenosey123]

My question would be :

Do you know what coronavirus is and the meaning of lockdown?

I'm thankyou

 

[Cantfindanuniqueusername]

Wait.. apologies this must’ve already been covered but HOW much make-up does one person need? Especially one who sits in dirty lounge clothes on the settee all day?

 

[Poppysmimi]

She’s got a fucking cheek anyway that dog hates Ronnie and everyone knows it bar her because she’s got her head in the clouds the whole time, silly cow. Accident waiting to happen so to take advice from someone with a dog like that or even someone who can’t parent AT ALL is going to be a blow to probably their child and career.

Full marks to whoever wrote this

 

[Bla bla bla yawn]

Mine would be - how do you really get your whites white?
Because in the last 2 weeks she’s used “nothing but Fairy” “Milton is all you need to get the stains out” “Ace is all you need” so which is it

ps - can’t actually remember if it was Fairy Ariel or Bold but you catch my drift

 

[Haul]

My question would be ~ Did you have more than six people at yours kids birthday party.

 

[Milfordcubicle]

We need another print that says “hello I’m thank you” and “don’t know how it happened”
bonjoir all By the way. I’ve missed you nusty trolls but I had a new job and no time to tattle but yeah baby, furloughs back

 

[HereForTheComments456]

I feel like hinch needs to see this. So many Hinchers are praising her for how she got them through the lockdown but really all she’s done is break the rules and lived her life like there is no pandemic.