Mrs Hinch #310 Soph stalking secret houses on illegal drives, whilst the rest of us stay home saving lives!

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  • Yes. Please answer the next part.

    Votes: 324 25.2%

  • I like her stories.

    Votes: 57 4.4%

  • Don’t like her, but still want to nosy at her stories.

    Votes: 556 43.2%

  • Forgot to unfollow, but maybe will now.

    Votes: 20 1.6%

  • I use an anonymous IG story site to view her stories.

    Votes: 63 4.9%

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    Votes: 9 0.7%
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mammaof3

mammaof3

Red is cleaning.
Blue is a link to the post.

Last thread catch up (309)
Rest of Saturday
Henry waited for Janine and Ron’s return from Madma Barkers a walk and ignored her. She said 'who does he think he is'? A dog maybe!
She then posted a video of them driving out to find secret houses!! This is while the country is in lockdown. The absolute bell end.
Showed Ron feeding Henry's night time feed, she hasn't done this before, so maybe trying to distract attention from the above incident.
Sat down on the sofa, they had a cupcake each.
Combed Henry’s fur stating why do some people mistreat dogs, err look at yourself, put him on a diet and take him for walks, hypocrite.
Sunday
No peep as yet from her, well what a surprise going from the tit storm of yesterday.


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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Inch, Onslow, Tom Hardy, Vestlife, Kanye Vest = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo, Freda, Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
His Lardship, Lardsome, large b, chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)

Attempting a worm.

 
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Flossie Chick

The rules are the rules....


When am I allowed to use my car?

In lockdown, you are only allowed to use your car for a very limited set of reasons - these are:

  • Shopping for essentials (e.g. food or medicine) as infrequently as possible
  • For childcare or education (where this is not provided online)
  • Travelling to an outdoor public location in order to take one form of daily exercise (either alone, with other members of your household/support bubble or with one member of another household)
  • Attending medical appointments or emergencies (such as escaping domestic abuse)
  • Assisting an elderly or vulnerable person, or a member of your support bubble
  • Travelling to and from work (only if unable to work from home)
  • Travelling to a very limited selection of non-essential retailers, such as garden centres, and other appointments/reasons, such as property viewings, moving house or getting a takeaway meal


Can I go for a drive?

Although the argument can be made that you won’t catch Covid-19 or pass it on to anyone else if you’re alone inside your own car, simply going for a drive for pleasure would be classed as non-essential travel and would thus be prohibited by lockdown rules. The reason for this is that if you suffer a breakdown, you will come into contact with a breakdown company worker, increasing the risk of infection. Furthermore, if you had a car accident, you may require the attention of emergency service personnel, who are stretched thin as it is.
 
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mammaof3

mammaof3

OMG - I am so sorry x
I posted this thread way too early.
and it doesn't have a title, boohoo.
 
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Islandhoppin

Islandhoppin

We all appreciate all the hard work you put into these threads @mammaof3

it’s kind of fitting that it doesn’t have a caption. We are all lost for words at her continued stupidity
 
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Lynseyp

No Hinch this morning.....wonder if the Maldon Rozzers caught up with her and she got arrested and spent the night in a non grey police cell. Can you imagine 🙈.
 
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WhiteLies1

She’s definitely frothing from the backlash she’s got for UNNECESSARY car journey 🤣🤣
 
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Tmiha03

Tmiha03

I am sorry this is not related to her break of covid rules but is it just me that cannot get the head around why would someone in their early 30’s need so much botox in their face? Her smile looks more like a frown which must be causing that annoying crease above her nose.
 
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mgh727

Flossie Chick said:
The rules are the rules....


When am I allowed to use my car?

In lockdown, you are only allowed to use your car for a very limited set of reasons - these are:

  • Shopping for essentials (e.g. food or medicine) as infrequently as possible
  • For childcare or education (where this is not provided online)
  • Travelling to an outdoor public location in order to take one form of daily exercise (either alone, with other members of your household/support bubble or with one member of another household)
  • Attending medical appointments or emergencies (such as escaping domestic abuse)
  • Assisting an elderly or vulnerable person, or a member of your support bubble
  • Travelling to and from work (only if unable to work from home)
  • Travelling to a very limited selection of non-essential retailers, such as garden centres, and other appointments/reasons, such as property viewings, moving house or getting a takeaway meal


Can I go for a drive?

Although the argument can be made that you won’t catch Covid-19 or pass it on to anyone else if you’re alone inside your own car, simply going for a drive for pleasure would be classed as non-essential travel and would thus be prohibited by lockdown rules. The reason for this is that if you suffer a breakdown, you will come into contact with a breakdown company worker, increasing the risk of infection. Furthermore, if you had a car accident, you may require the attention of emergency service personnel, who are stretched thin as it is.
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Learner drivers aren’t even allowed to go out in their own cars with someone they live with (like they can’t take their mum to Asda) in an attempt to stop unessential journeys.
She’s proper taking the piss going secret house hunting 🙃
 
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Yorkgirl20

Still nothing from princess Sopha of Maldon! Wonder why that is?! 🧐 I wonder if her wonderful management team are in a meeting with her now trying to get her to tow the line and keep with the rules?! To be a fly on the wall right now 😂
 
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Jbjb

Jbjb

I’ve just thought, so she’s turning the guest room which has an en suite, into a nursery right. Am I being silly but isn’t that dangerous?
for example when she’s mixing cleaning products in the bathroom and the new baby’s sleeping in the cot, or just the fact that the baby will one day be walking around and would easily be able to get into the toilet. Then two are literally so stupid.
 
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shadyessex33

shadyessex33

She’ll be back on later with some vague bull post about “not feeling well”. Trying to garner sympathy and deflect. So predictable
 
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Ispywithmylittlei

Ispywithmylittlei

Flossie Chick said:
The rules are the rules....


When am I allowed to use my car?

In lockdown, you are only allowed to use your car for a very limited set of reasons - these are:

  • Shopping for essentials (e.g. food or medicine) as infrequently as possible
  • For childcare or education (where this is not provided online)
  • Travelling to an outdoor public location in order to take one form of daily exercise (either alone, with other members of your household/support bubble or with one member of another household)
  • Attending medical appointments or emergencies (such as escaping domestic abuse)
  • Assisting an elderly or vulnerable person, or a member of your support bubble
  • Travelling to and from work (only if unable to work from home)
  • Travelling to a very limited selection of non-essential retailers, such as garden centres, and other appointments/reasons, such as property viewings, moving house or getting a takeaway meal


Can I go for a drive?

Although the argument can be made that you won’t catch Covid-19 or pass it on to anyone else if you’re alone inside your own car, simply going for a drive for pleasure would be classed as non-essential travel and would thus be prohibited by lockdown rules. The reason for this is that if you suffer a breakdown, you will come into contact with a breakdown company worker, increasing the risk of infection. Furthermore, if you had a car accident, you may require the attention of emergency service personnel, who are stretched thin as it is.
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You can also go for a drive and travel to outdoor areas if you have children or adults with special needs
 
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tippingpoint

Tmiha03 said:
I am sorry this is not related to her break of covid rules but is it just me that cannot get the head around why would someone in their early 30’s need so much botox in their face? Her smile looks more like a frown which must be causing that annoying crease above her nose.
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It’s ridiculous. I mean do what makes you happy but honestly there’s people who start it in early 20s! Ageing is normal. I have laughter lines and a couple lines on my forehead. I’m 31, I look 31. I’ve lived a life and I’m cool with that. I don’t care what people do to themselves but just wish there was more people out there willing to accept ageing process!
 
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HairyMaclary

I’m sure this has been said in previous threads but driving about for no reason?
I understand the boredom I understand that it’s covid safe but what if there’s an accident? You put strain on the nhs in other ways other than covid.
I’ve been walking for a few years now whatever the weather and sometimes travelling to get to the areas etc but since it’s all been going batshit etc I’ve stuck local, easier walks, shorter walks so I don’t get into any difficulty, don’t drive there etc i know what I’m doing is no risk re covid but I’m clumsy and often my friends have their phones ready whenwe’ve walked in the past as I generally fall/trip/get caught on fences.
right now those small amusing anecdotes could develop into a need for the emergency services and I can’t do it. I’m a key worker so have to go to work with no option to wfh as half my team are shielding.
my close family member is a nurse and crying for a bit before driving home each morning fromall this.

Hinch is a bleep I’m fed up with it all.
 
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