Mrs Hinch #217 Refuses to acknowledge her dangerous ways, as long as she cleans, P&G pays.

[Lchamb92]

Are my eyes pulling tricks or did she friggin ADD turmeric to the bench after she cleared it!

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[shadyessex33]

So in my absence not a lot has changed. I see the kid still lives in rompers and baby grows. She is still Delia Smith, but ordered from wish. I don’t know how Jaymay has managed to put on so much timber with the shit she cooks? Still spouting the “my Mum says” bullshit like a 4 year old.
All that seems different is she now has a beer garden out the back, has even shinier “eyebrows” than before and has scratched her sink to fuck

 

[daisy29]

OOOOOMMMMMGGGG first time posting. I’m ashamed to admit, I was a hincher. Not a mental one guyssss where I spent my life savings in B&M & painted my house and children grey, I genuinely liked her, but after the latest stories I’ve been UNHINCHED!!! I cannot stand to watch this bollocks anymore, it’s not sincere, it’s a show, it’s fake & I now see right through it. I would never troll or say mean things about her family Cos I would hate that myself, & it would upset me & I do think her dog & baby are cute, but to watch someone get everything for pretty much doing nothing?! I can’t take it. We all cook, we all clean and those of us that have kids parent, we just arent getting paid for it. To watch someone class this as work whilst I have been doing this for pissing free my whole life has really now angered me. Unfollowed

 

[Mufasa]

Loving the influx of new members on here today

Welcome everyone now get comfy, grab a cuppa and light a wa...hahahahaha just kidding!

 

[watermelon sugar]

Grinch this morning deciding what to pour on her kitchen counter

 

[Handsomezz]

Fuck me, her and Jamie are boring. I bet they painted the town grey on their anniversary.

 

[Boringsomes]

‘I don’t even know if I’ve done it right, I’m just winging it’
*Continues to put contour on perfectly*
Honestly Sophie, just fuck off

 

[Poppysmimi]

Oh fuck the fuck off

Bet he wanted to write this instead.....

 

[watermelon sugar]

Been fun Tattle bastards! See yous tomorrow for a pic of Ron & Hen and 'Hey Brother' by Avicii playing in the background

 

[StopsayingHandsnomes]

Fucking sore throat from talking! you absolute melt! Do a proper days work duck and you’d be in A&E with exhaustion! She boils my piss so much! Get a fucking grip! Absolute drip. She didn’t even speak properly she was whispering and breathy like she’s working on a sex chatline

 

[Handsomezz]

That breakfast has given me the shits just looking at the ingredients. I hope Mr Inch has some pampers on too.

 

[Blackjack2]

Thanks for the covert ice cream message Jaymeee Tattlerz loves you too hansnomes xx

 

[shadyessex33]

"this little one"

Little one? I can think of a lot of names for her, but little one isn’t one of them. She’s 8 foot fucking tall with hands like a JCB digger!

 

[Thedutchess]

But why would you fill a fucking jar with disinfectant?!
absolute weirdos...

 

[Eyesopened]

Half arsed attempt at a box frame, not even a sheet of backing paper to hide the ugly brown chipboard frame backing. Surely she could see how shit that looks

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Oh here we go again with the stupid "I can't cope guyyyyyzzz, it hurts, hurts my heart".

See a cardiologist Hinch.

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

Ummm why did Skeletor from He-man pop up in my head.......

 

[Hinch get in the bin]

Afternoon Guysssss

New member here, been reading through these comments and I honestly cannot see where people think this is a trolling page! All I see is a load of honest people calling out Lies, deceit and very dangerous cleaning methods.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Hmmm guyysss ive seen one or two advent calendars announced on my FB today.

And I remember threads and threads ago someone said shes got an advent calendar in the pipeline...

I think her announcement is an advent calendar
Mini minky
Mini scrub daddy
Mini zoflora
Mini viakal
Mini jar of tumeric
Mini hula hoops
Mini no1 author bracelet
Mini sweet potato
Mini vest
Mini packet of spaghetti hoops
Mini Henry plush toy
Mini cd of 'Hinching song' on repeat
Mini pergoala
Mini walker for your child with a dead dogs head on

Should i go on