Miss Kyree Loves

[Bizziebody]

These are going to be in the marked down bin soon. A lot of the oldies won’t have a clue who they are and let’s face it it’s mainly oldies that go to the post office. I wonder what the mark up is on them

$50 for that box of shit I wouldn’t have that crap if it was free.

 

[BewdifulKoindImpordent]

Obviously Kyree thinks she is Dale Alcock's only client and all their time and effort should be focussed on the dream house. I'm assuming it's a volume builder and she's one of many? The reality of building at the moment is materials are in short supply, trades are run off their feet and no amount of instagram tagging will fix that. I also think she probably wants to take advantage of the current housing boom and sell the house she's in for a magical profit

Girlfriend chose to start her build during a pandemic.
She really does live in la la land and no amount of effin stupid affirmations are going to help you! I really hope her putting the builder on blast bites her in the ass.

 

[Bizziebody]

Yep, she says ‘oi am orsum AF’before diving in to her gram worthy tucker box.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I don’t get it. Sure, I buy my kids clothes in a size up sometimes and make it work. But it doesn’t work for every item and it’s because I want things to last multiple seasons. Kyree replaces their clothes constantly, so why not buy something that actually fits?

 

[Bizziebody]

Why has she adopted this one family & made them her project? They don't need silk sheets, for that amount of money the entire family could have new bed linen, what a wack job she is.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

For someone who only “comes online once a week to reduce screen time “ she sure as fuck posts a lot lol

The “weekend” is Thursday through Tuesday

 

[beigebabe]

She must have loosened the CZ with windex and toothbrush and it fell out.

 

[beigebabe]

Doesn’t Alaska have magical red hair, dreamy blue eyes, delicious olive skin and is as tall as the sky

 

[beigebabe]

It’s ok Kyree, I like to leave my least favourite kid out of my Christmas traditions as well, I hate it when they ruin the photos

 

[ittybittytatty1]

Kyrees house is probably brick veneer. . Now I would LOVE to see her face if someone suggested that to her…. Hell hath no fury like kyree being told “that’s fake brick”

It’s cubic brickonia didn’t you know?

 

[savefloss]

I’m not a fan of encouraging kids to play with genuine pill boxes… how are they supposed to understand it’s dangerous to play with medicines? I can just imagine my toddler finding granny’s pill box and thinking it’s ok to take a bite of the “lollies” inside

 

[ittybittytatty1]

Can’t believe she is calling on her community to rally together and provide thousands of dollars in vouchers for just one family? No offence but what is special about this family losing everything compared to the other families with children? And then sharing the company who donated $1000 but going through the spreadsheet to show the others like wow this one only donated $100. It’s almost shaming them. It’s great they’re doing it, don’t get me wrong. But that’s exactly the thing, THEYRE doing it, these businesses are providing the vouchers. What is Kyree doing? Oh that’s right, just providing house updates about all the extras and upgrades that they have paid for. She is so trash.

Then today the distasteful story forcing her kids to put on gum boots and rain coats and act out then walking together all to promote them I just feel is the wrong time.

Also the obsession with Denver’s skin is weird. He is tanned. Ben is tanned. He has dark hair and a dark beard. He is hardly olive skinned. Stop obsessing over your childrens looks it’s creepy.

Tbh I don’t actually think she has many friends. Like I think she must be a very lonely person when bend away.

 

[beigebabe]

Huge on tradition, has engagement ring melted, coated in a different colour and redesigned after 6 years, yep, huge.

 

[beigebabe]

I love how she said in a few weeks the roof will be done and we will be able to see their vision come to life, what vision? You literally went to a display home and chose it

Unless she means her magical feature bricks

I just fell in a rabbit hole of her magical builder, lovely song choice for a business page. Stay Classy Dale Alcock/Celebration Homes.

 

[Bizziebody]

At this point in timeKyree no one actually cares about your fucking Christmas tree or if it makes you happy. Normal people are thinking about the poor families in Tasmania whose Christmas will never be the same again. Utter dim wit.

 

[beigebabe]

The constant fawning over him is just odd, FIFO life must be an aphrodisiac because he isn’t in your face Kyree and having to parent with you side by side. Wonder if he has an issue with the fact those kids are always at home and never socialising or doing age appropriate activities.

He seems as bright as a broken light bulb so probably thinks she’s the best mother since sliced bread.

 

[DoYourResearch]

The way she has been going on about her build, I was expecting some Hollywood Hills home. Not to mention, sharing so many Pinterest pictures. Now that the build is on its way, it just looks like a big standard Australian new build, really nothing special. It’s probably just a bigger version of her current homes. Also, doesn’t exactly look picturesque where it’s being built. I was actually feeling envious…that feeling has certainly disappeared

She said they picked out one of the standard house designs the builder had (it’s called “something”farmhouse) but then they did a lot of changes to the plan and now it’s completely different on the inside. I had a look at the design and the front brick above the garage dood she went on and on about how it was a big deal looks exactly the same as the standard house design.

 

[beigebabe]

Those dumpsters actually look like she parked a dumpster from outside Coles in her kids rooms, absolutely foul.

Kyree, pregnant women and their unborn babies are being murdered overseas, thousands are homeless due to flooding and wondering how they’ll feed their kids or buy basics, while others are having to sell a kidney to buy petrol and you want us to buy teachers a $30 fucking candle for Easter? Most can’t even afford an overpriced 50g egg for a teacher let alone a candle that you’ll profit from. Read the room, take notes and fuck off, you tone deaf twat waffle.

 

[BewdifulKoindImpordent]

I actually can’t at the card conundrum “anxiety”!
No one gets fkn anxiety trying to find their bloody Medicare card; cos the rest of us keep them in a digital wall or use apps!
Just say it as it is; you were gifted it, it’s just a wallet. Knobhead.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

FFS this house is going to be more obnoxious than her pregnancy with Electrolux

We get it already! How many times a day do we need to see those handles?! Share it on your house account!!!