Look guyzzzz in WA we research everything mmmmmk. For example we like every puppy pic we see, we photoshop cute puppies in all our family pics (not creepy at all) we buy copious amounts of accessories you don’t need then we buy a puppy from the other side of the world country, that’s called research WA style.
Then we tell everyone offering constructive advice to eat a dick. In WA if in doubt, act immature and always, always, be right. After we ignore our partners concern that we are not ready for pet ownership we buy one anyway.
Once we welcome this puppy into our home and lives, we love bomb and saturate our social media. Then we realise all those people who said they knew better were actually right, so we tether said puppy to the coffee table while searching our communidee for a replacement family. In WA however we can’t admit we were wrong so delete all traces of said puppy and tell each other over a breakfast of coolaid while tapping our gifted not sponsored tambourines that we are kind, we are important, we are loved, we are smart and we are beautiful. This returns the earth in WA to its axis and we carry on by blocking anyone who notices that much loved dog is missing.
Then, we remember that we used much loved and researched puppy in an ad, so we quickly pop that post back up, can’t afford to lose those advertising dollars, we have a cute new fluffy puppy to pay for.
I apologise to anyone who reads this who lives in WA, this post is not directed at you, but if you do choose to take offence, eat a bag of dicks because I am kind (of an asshole).
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I can't be the only one infuriated by this?
who do you think you are? Princess of Wales 
