Millie MacIntosh

[Ashad]

Posting a selfie on a grid with your kid ill and crying is a new level of low no? Can’t you just share that your child is ill? Why such an invasion of privacy?? Children need more rights on social media. I would never post my child when she is so vulnerable to millions of strangers.

 

[SilverSpoonNotIncluded]

If I had the money I’d pay someone to cook enc clean so I could just be with the babies and not worry about all the stuff. That’s what robs you of joy in the early days and weeks, is the STUFF still needs doing

 

[Devondoll]

I walked out of hospital after my c section. Well actually I hobbled, very slowly

 

[TGreece76]

Her latest post - basically she wanted her baby to sleep through the night so she hired the controversial ‘Magic Sleep Fairy’ for £1.2k per night (!) to tell her that her baby has reflux, pay the most expensive paediatric gastroenterologist in London to prescribe her the most hardcore anti acid medication in existence, ditch breastfeeding and voila - problem solved! Thanks Millie, really relatable and so helpful for other Mums! And impressive that you managed to take your reflux baby to Greece during a pandemic, her symptoms must be pretty mild because true reflux is hell.

 

[Shopgal]

Yes, the pram was gifted. A few nice little posts on it so at least she is giving the brand it’s air time. Also from someone who is preg right now, my lips also look botoxed. It’s the one pregnancy nuance I am enjoying

agree. I’d also LOVE to know the drama behind them divorcing. It all seemed so bitter? He always used to slag her off and then remember when she went dressed in her wedding dress for Halloween I reckon she was an absolute nightmare to be with!

I’m ashamed of how closely I followed that relationship. They seemed so cute together but I totally agree about the Suicide and Me documentary. He was pouring his heart out and she just said “yah I didn’t want to pry”. Such a strange response from a wife? I remember he defended her after the split when she was slammed for not visiting the dog they shared. Seemed like it all turned nasty after she got back with Hugo. I felt for Pro Green with all that. The dress she trashed for Halloween was the GGL dress she wore to the after party. The Temperly London dress she wore on the day with “custom beading” was sold by a Camilla from Central London on Still White. I remember seeing the listing and thinking it was strange someone so wealthy would even bother to sell it and not just gift to a charity shop. Yes, like I said I am embarrassed of how closely I followed her I did think the isolation baby shower her and Hugo did together was very sweet, they do seem genuinely happy together.

 

[sam0206]

Another one who can’t be bothered to dress their own Christmas tree

I wonder if they throw away all the ornaments and get new ones every year. It's everyone's own personal taste but my Christmas tree is tacky AF and I love it, I have baubles from my childhood, from my son being born, holidays etc. I wonder if Millie has a secret tree like that hidden from pictures

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

How can she say she’s ‘treated’ them to new bits when it’s an ad?! Surely that means she hasn’t paid for them!

 

[Cubalibra]

My goodness- I’m so glad they are having a well deserved free break from their busy lives! Lockdown must have been so stressful for them, being stuck in their home getting paid to pose for photos.....

 

[Tabitha]

Years ago, when she was still with Stephen, I was part of her social circle. I never went to her house but was told how it’s disgusting and dirty m, especially the kitchen. Boxes of shit everywhere. Incredibly lazy. Also treated the dogs like shit. They gave Herby away to a friend but still pretended he belonged to her for social/TV. He had major separation anxiety issues. I haven’t looked at her social for years. Hopefully she’s cleaned up her act since then now she has a child.

 

[Cariad]

Very nice house. Does anyone know if it's rented or did they purchase? Either way, how can they afford it? What jobs do they have?

Probably helps that she's the heiress to the Quality Street fortunes.. and Hugo went to Harrow, so his family aren't short of a bob or two!

 

[Ashad]

I actually cannot stand all these influencers who recently had a baby. They are so toxic to new mums. My baby never slept because you know she’s a baby but she got there eventually and slept through the night. These influencers make you think you need to hire sleep experts and have a perfect baby that only needs you to parent them during the day. Also how is it every influencer mama from TOWIE/ MIC were advised to wean their babies early such a coincidence.

 

[aliceband]

Think she likes her new cup size?

 

[Pixieintheforest]

Anyone else think Sienna is a bit of a fan girl choice from Millie? I like the name, but she is an obvious huge fan of Sienna Miller. She has always copied her style and even had the same star tattoo on her shoulder which Sienna has had for years!
I think it’s a bit loserish to name your child after a celeb you are clearly obsessed with?!

 

[emm]

I used to watch made in chelsea years ago and hadn’t really seen anything about her so checked her insta... she has def done her nose and lips yeh? Looked much better before imo... the way she speaks always annoyed me, almost like slurring it’s so slow

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

Her latest post

She can’t be too worried or feel too much Mum guilt about separation anxiety if she left Sienna to go ABROAD

It’s all for engagement - she is the most unrelatable person on Insta!

 

[Persephonehasreturned]

I came home wearing size 6 jeans after giving birth but suffered awful incontinence that required a few surgeries. Can’t have it all.

That must have been so hard for you. For all the books I read, I really didn’t comprehend the damage childbirth does to your bladder. I distinctly remember saying to my child’s father, about a fortnight after giving birth “I have something I’m ashamed to tell you”. I meant my leaky bladder but in that moment I think he thought I was going to tell him the baby wasn’t his

 

[Wingingmotherhood]

How can she moan about sleepless nights when she has a fucking night nanny?!?

Also moaning about oversupply and she’s pumping - surely that’s just making it worse? The reason why you’re advised to wait to pump until 6 weeks is so your supply is regulated and you don’t cause issues.

She will stop breastfeeding and blame reflux - like she blamed health issues with Sienna for stopping.

 

[Greencatfysh]

Literally love witnessing the “influencers realising babies are hard work” thing that will happen loads from now on. They literally all act like they’re an accessory and pregnancy is a fun way to get free stuff

 

[ahtisyourself]

She is constantly pampering and indulging herself. Her life is not at all relatable for a pregnant mother of one. She needs to quit the moaning too, she moans about ordinary stages in development as if they’re a massive burden and issue. Just get on with it. She is extremely fortunate and privileged compared to 99% of mothers out there. She hasn’t a clue

 

[MakeDamnSure]

Just treated herself to some new underwear you haven’t ‘treated yourself’ if you’ve been sent it for free