OMG I got this soooo wrong
Took me more than a minute. Sat here being like wait whaaat?
Glaswegian to EnglishI haven’t added a translation in ages but I think one may help here
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“I saw a wee guy about 12-years-old drinking wine in my close tonight. I said to him “wee man, you won’t make it to 18-years-old drinking that rubbish”. He said “my Grandad lived to 85-years-old, big man”. I said, “what, drinking Buckfast?” He said “no friend, by minding his own fucking business you prick, fuck off!
Ha ha ha yessss!”