Mason Mount #68 Noodle finally turned 23, needs to up his game he’s losing the FBC

[Smca53]

I’m just trying to imagine the FaceTime between Mason and Spicey updating each other on their holidays

“You’ll never believe how many holes I completed”
“Mate me too”

 

[Smca53]

I’m just sitting in my own reflecting on the fact that I fancy a 23 year old prick with light up shoes

 

[Smca53]

I finally know what he likes to drink @jflurker93

The tears of the FBC

 

[Geexoxo]

And that's the tailor who doesn't know how to fix a suit to make it the right size. Very much looking forward to whatever that is...

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oh Carla. Flares? Really? Ffs

This by the looks of things

 

[amzi]

plesse no

 

[Geexoxo]

Where’s Mason… Dubai? Mykonos? Miami? My bed?

 

[Geexoxo]

Does anyone have a dartboard I can borrow?

 

[Smca53]

“I’m the best tour guide” says Mason Mount, the man who infamously missed his own fucking tour of Cobham mere days earlier.

 

[Smca53]

Bonus photo (my personal favourite): this girl who is DONE WITH BEALES SHIT

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

That’s not the kind of pearl necklace I had in mind mason

 

[spilldatea]

i cannot believe that jack bloody grealish is having a holiday with his partner, has an event scheduled to do some work at the dubai expo 2020 for man city and has (so far) stayed off the radar. but mason mount is up in da club with instahoes, hiding behind girls asses to try and act conspicuous and is getting about miami in GLOW IN THE DARK TRAINERS that have little spiders and eyes!!!! IS THIS THE TWILIGHT ZONE

 

[StephenTJackson]

Do us one for Marcus then or anyone- we’ve missed your poetic magic

I've got a song.

It's is both a to Mason Mount and a to Marcus Rashford.

Great Fucker/Sweet Talker
You have a big dick, slow fucked
Your way into my arse before I knew
You fucked my slutty arsehole
Couldn't keep a secret that I was yours

And I'm riding, riding, riding just to feel full
And you always knew what to do
Oh why, oh why, oh why, do I crave ya
To promises you're gonna break?

You're such a great fucker
You made me believe
Every ride was perfect, just me and you
You're such a great fucker
Man of my dreams
Tell me, where are you, where are you now?
Great fucker (uh)

I give up chasing, tasting
Rashford can replace this craving I've got
Just another moment, hoping
I could be the only one that you want

And I'm crying, crying, crying, give up on you
There's nothing more that you can say (nothing more to say)
Oh bye, oh bye, oh bye, to Mason Mount
To go ride on Marcus Rashford

He's such a sweet talker
He made me believe
That men can be so good in this world
He's such a sweet talker
Man of my dreams
Now Marcus Rashford, has my heart now?
Sweet talker (uh)

Would you fuck, would you cum, would you spit, and pound me?
Would you kiss, would you hug, would you spoon, Rashford?
Would you date, would you mate, would you dine, just love me?
Can I ride, can I suck, can I choke, Rashford?

Would you fuck, would you cum, would you spit, and pound me?
(Make love to me) would you kiss, would you hug, would you spoon, Rashford?
(Sweet talking to me, Marcus) would you date, would you lie, would you mate, just love me?
(Make love to me) Can I ride, can I suck, can I choke, Rashford?

You're such a sweet talker
Man of my dreams
Listen, I am yours Marcus Rashford

 

[calmyourritas]

Made up the thread title as I couldn’t see any suggestions and we were on page 55. Hope it’s okay.

We are nearly on thread 69!!! Hope Connie Lingus is ready.

Can’t be arsed doing a recap as I don’t wanna re-read that shit show of a thread.

Enjoy the nip

P.S. Be careful what you vote for on the poll or feel my wrath

 

[Geexoxo]

Chelsea’s medical team handing this to mason when he returns from Miami

 

[Rodney2208]

 

[amzi]

Which one of you is This

 

[calmyourritas]

Lmao I agree hun

 

[PunkRocker]

Teens worrying that getting tattoos will effect his performance on the pitch. Me trying to think if any of my tattoos effect my ability at work.

I have no tattoos and my work performance is shit

 

[amzi]

 

[keylimepie]

@keylimepie just for you xView attachment 1003379

My baby and some random

I wonder what dec was doing in the full picture

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Fongering a barmaid I reckon