Mason Mount #32 Mason joined TikTok. Enough said

[nellyloz123]

Wednesday 27th October 2021

The wettest Wednesday in history as Daddy FINALLY joined TikTok

That’s it, that’s the recap because I’m still trying to recover….

Also, petition for @keylimepie to receive royalties from Uno as these secret UNO messages are going too far now…. We know you know Mason

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[jflurker93]

What makes me laugh is everyone was crying about the sexualising saying he was deleting social media… for him to get TIK TOK which is literally the worst platform for him to view all the edits of him being SEXUALISED.

He LOVES it and nobody can tell me different.

He knew everyone would go into a meltdown and that’s why he did that announcement video!!!
cocky prick put your prick in me daddy

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I hope it’s not with a live demonstration

I mean…..

tell me something I don’t know….

 

[Smca53]

You guys I genuinely think I’ve accidentally started a rumour that Craig got an insta hoe pregnant and it’s made it’s way to Instagram

 

[jflurker93]

Mason and spicy

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

Tell me that jacket says WW

WET WEDNESDAY!!!!!!

 

[jflurker93]

 

[QueenL]

I'm away for 30 min and you are 5 pages ahead talking about schwanking (does this verb even exist?)
Just imagine if someone new decided to join now and started to read this thread, they would run away faster than that poor Chelsea fan that came here for football and not thirsting

 

[keylimepie]

What makes me laugh is everyone was crying about the sexualising saying he was deleting social media… for him to get TIK TOK which is literally the worst platform for him to view all the edits of him being SEXUALISED.

He LOVES it and nobody can tell me different.

He knew everyone would go into a meltdown and that’s why he did that announcement video!!!
cocky prick put your prick in me daddy

And he did it when he was out! He loves the girls creaming themselves. He must have been sat in the cinema smirking knowing the mass hysteria he caused

 

[Tabbytiger]

Morning all!
I’m going to pretend I’ve not read last night’s conversation

ANYWAY this is today’s mood tbh, I do not want to start work

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

So mason is officially an elder too then

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

It’s bitch all day long in my eyes
Also I think it’s fucking hell said after what a save too

“Bastard” “what a save” “fucking hell”

 

[keylimepie]

Next time tumblr gets refreshed we’ll be reading egg based smut

“It’s okay princess, let me just slide this egg in” Mason breathed in the crook of your neck

Cum for me my little chicken

 

[calmyourritas]

Mase wondering what the fuck is going on when he keeps reading comments about eggs and shwanking

 

[Eden246]

Morning you filthy bunch, looks like I missed the good stuff

Asked Mr E if he’s ever had a shwank. ‘What’s one of those?’ I explained. He said ‘No. That sounds really hard to execute’

Can’t think of why anyone would want to shwank but there we go!

 

[jflurker93]

What about Luke He’s going to be devastated

He won’t mind.

PS. Here’s me with a lamb

 

[irishgal2013]

I was gonna go TAA but think he might be the type to cry after sex.

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Thanks for the notification tiktok… I had no idea

 

[calmyourritas]

Well I chose the wrong time to catch up on this thread while eating my egg on toast didn’t I

 

[Smca53]

Why have I only just remembered that this is an actual real life food chain

Mase, if you want to send us a sign - visit your local Eggslut location next Wet Wednesday

 

[PunkRocker]

Oh and in case any one wanted to know, shitting on a glass table is called a Glass bottom boat.

I call it Friday but whatever