Marriedand29ish

[GreatBritishFakeOff]

Agreed! She used to be quite funny (and annoying!) now she’s neurotic, I hope her insta huns are checking in on her when it really matters!

Doubtful
Not when one is flogging rebranded goods from AliExpress with twins (not sure if she’s mentioned it but she’s got twins)
The other is too busy searching for a £500 computer console whilst everyone else is worrying about a pandemic and probably how to get by this Christmas what with losing jobs etc
And the other will be chopping veg from the Xmas gram

 

[JackieOh]

Today's stories:
"Its so hot today and can't believe our new grass isn't ready, oh woe is me we will *have* to be on the driveway all day".
Fucking hell, you're lucky you have a garden and/or a driveway! I live in a 5th floor flat with a balcony that is in the shade

Also "I have to go and have some blood tests cos I'm tired. I'm pretty sure I have low B12 and iron, but I don't have a PhD"
WHAT why would you need a PhD to practice medicine or to be a nurse

She is so entitled, it makes my skin crawl. She lives the most boring life and had to justify all of her ridiculous decisions to us constantly!

 

[Seenandheard]

Adding it to the list of things Em never said

my eyes literally rolled so far back in my head when I saw this post. My sons the same age as Emily an he would never say anything like that

 

[Notforthegram]

This fucking idiot has no concept of the real world. Just spent £400 on 4hrs of Lapland UK when most people will struggle to put anything under the tree this year and here she fucking is, moaning that she is tired, whilst out shopping mid day. Imagine how working mums feel you twat. Check your privilege Carowhine and get back to me when you've done and honest days work for the first time in your life. She is working her husband to the ground so she can stay at home and timelapse herself cleaning the kitchen every day and SOMEHOW she still finds a reason to moan and complain about her hard life. She really is the lowest of the low

 

[Instafamous1]

I feel like Caroline needs to be told no one cares about your kids as much as you do

 

[Instafamous1]

Omg how rude is this response? It wasn’t even asked in a rude way. Considering she’s made her following off her IVF journey and fertility issues, she shouldn’t really be shitty when someone asks if she would do it again. She could’ve just replied saying they aren’t sure if they’re having a second child. Rude bitch

 

[Notforthegram]

Adding this to the list of things that never fucking happened

 

[iLoveNectarines]

How on earth is this woman not asking serious questions... her husband is working away until August... he fucking jet washes buildings ffs

 

[Booboo17]

What’s wrong with this? Why would anyone want to rock a 3 year old lol

I quite agree about rocking a 3 year old, I just don’t think shutting the door and saying see you in the morning is loving. That’s my opinion!

Well not quite like that. I give her a kiss and cuddle. Tuck her in, shut the stair gate. Say see you in the morning. What else do you want?

 

[Plasticbox]

Why ahahahaa

she put up a post about school shoes and I just said that I didn’t find it stressful last year and people hype it and there was no need to worry..and she blocked me. I wasn’t rude, I was trying to make her feel better. Clearly I didn’t arse lick enough.
I hope they sell out of shoes in Emily’s size .

 

[Greys1324]

I think she’s so worried about Emily starting school as she might actually have to get a job now.

 

[Notforthegram]

This boomerang freaked me out so muchshe looked like a creepy baby doll with that forced smile and shiny forehead. Imagine her holding a knife in this picture, how terrifying would that be

 

[Blueskies83]

My god, if him being away so often for such long stretches of time is causing their daughter so much distress then it’s time to seriously reconsider the business and get a more sustainable job for family life.
it’s not like he’s doing this job to keep them afloat and barely scraping by, if that were the case I’d understand it. Lay of the H&M and asos orders. Book a cheaper holiday that Dubai AGAIN, as well as a trip to Greece and be a fucking family.
that little girl will be much happier with her daddy home and would much rather that then her mum kitted out in new oversized jumpers and leggings constantly and she won’t care how flashy their holidays are.

they’ll never get these years back.

this

And if him coming home meant some reduction in his earnings, the. She could always get a job

She goes on about how wanted Emily was/is yet they don’t seem to be putting her mental health/well-being first with how they are currently set up

 

[Greys1324]

Do you think that’s why her husband works a lot? If she had a job, perhaps he could do less hours and be home more? He just always seems to be away a lot!

I’d stay away a lot too if I had to live with her

 

[cill2019]

Am I the only person who has never ever in my whole 40 years seen a building getting power washed???

 

[halloweenbean]

She’s done a Christmas reel, signed out but not signed out. Will come back to brag with the cringe music background

I think it’s really tone deaf that she posted Emily opening that Barbie dream house. Yes it’s lovely but given the last 2 years and furlough and job cuts some people won’t be able to afford much for their children at all. I don’t think she understands how hard people have it. She literally goes to and from school, hits the gym and watches sex and the city during the day. She’s very lucky that she can be at home but the best thing she could do would be to acknowledge it. It’s like when the new sex and the city came out and she watched it during the day and then spoiled it for people who hadn’t watched it. Like she honestly thought everyone else was watching it at the same time when in actual fact most other people were working.

 

[Notforthegram]

Marriedand29ish threat 2: Ash still lives away, Carowhine cleans the kitchen every day

 

[Notforthegram]

This is all we wanna know Carowhine

 

[Serious_Susan]

Jesus her kid is off to school not bloody war. Get a grip Cazza.

 

[ooono]

She is THE most boring woman ever. Said it before and I just have to say it again. Desperate to be a cool mum.... STOP with the long dresses and converse it is not the look for you hun