King-Dingaling Recap
Dan lives on the Gold Coast and Jess in Perth
Jess lives in Perth and Dan is on the Gold Coast
Mick’s head has exploded....
Marthaaaaa treats Michael like a dog..
Ning and Mark didn’t make it...
Heidi needs a new therapist as Mike isn’t available...
Jules and Cam have enlisted Meatloaf as their wedding planner
Cyrell... “Martha you are as fake as your nose, lip and boob job”
With special mention to
@BarryHeavens for my 2 favourite lines about Dan....
He looks like the type of person whose breath stinks
I'm still laughing about him shaking like a shitting dog at the commitment ceremony
Let’s watch the wheels fall off.......