Knowing Lauren, listening in on the pod was quite interesting. The whole thing around being jilted certainly wasn’t as I heard it from mutual friends - something went on at his stag do - apparently he was maybe into guys and was caught with another bloke? I’m not sure I quite believe the whole thing about her Dad as her parents are still together and I’m sure she comes and stays with them when she’s in the UK. She’s always the centre of drama, nothing is ever straightforward where she is concerned. The whole thing about her not having a phone for years is crap too, from what I heard she travelled, but to very westernised spots I.e. was in Paris, Mexico, Dubai etc. Hardly in the Far East soul searching with monks...ooo! please fill us in! I follow her old life coach Adele who seems lovely and I really enjoyed her podcast even though it felt like Malin was cutting her up and not letting Adele's story flow!! However she's soon brought in this Laura and was confused why she needed two life coachesthen we saw less and less of Adele and I've just checked and Malin has unfollowed her. She clearly only likes toxic people around her.
AddsDay in the life of Malin
*Wakes up fingers herself infront of the mirror as she loves herself that much. Gets into her underwear (never puts on clothes because WHY would you when you are Malin Andersson?!) Makes sick looking avcado on toast with runny eggs for Instagram (tries to make it a thing)
Does morning card pull, makes some long winded story about how to be a great person advertises some lounge wear from boohoo (so STRETCHY So CoMFy I wear a UK 12) makes PA wipe her arse takes photo upon photo of herself which is heavily filtered says to love your skin..
Does a reel dancing like she's having a fit whilst lip syncing the wrong words. Reposts daily mail. Reposts her 5 followers who care about what she does. Posts quote about narcasist. Takes the piss out of room mate. Does the pickle talking shit on her story. Goes to bed. Repeat*
ahahaha this is too accurate. Fingers herself in front of the mirror and the heavily filtered pic telling people to love themselves are personal faves.Day in the life of Malin
*Wakes up fingers herself infront of the mirror as she loves herself that much. Gets into her underwear (never puts on clothes because WHY would you when you are Malin Andersson?!) Makes sick looking avcado on toast with runny eggs for Instagram (tries to make it a thing)
Does morning card pull, makes some long winded story about how to be a great person advertises some lounge wear from boohoo (so STRETCHY So CoMFy I wear a UK 12) makes PA wipe her arse takes photo upon photo of herself which is heavily filtered says to love your skin..
Does a reel dancing like she's having a fit whilst lip syncing the wrong words. Reposts daily mail. Reposts her 5 followers who care about what she does. Posts quote about narcasist. Takes the piss out of room mate. Does the pickle talking shit on her story. Goes to bed. Repeat*
What is Malin like in real life?So did anybody listen to the battles podcast featuring Lauren Humphreys? They’re both master manipulators, I have known them both for a long time and didn’t know they knew each other but honestly, a match made in heaven
Why has no one reported to Instagram this is classed as nudity if she showing her areolas and nipplesMaybe she has realised her career is coming to an end and is going to start an only fans, what's with the pornographic images?! I thought she was going on shoot for a brand not just to take photos of her self with her areola's out
I’ve just reported themWhy has no one reported to Instagram this is classed as nudity if she showing her areolas and nipples
also what does #af mean she uses that a lot on her stories when promoting clothes and goodies
Af means affiliate but I'm not sure she can use this as it's not a known hashtag/ abbreviationWhy has no one reported to Instagram this is classed as nudity if she showing her areolas and nipples
also what does #af mean she uses that a lot on her stories when promoting clothes and goodies
Hahaha she’s a parody of herselfAm I reading this correctly?! She is laughable how is she not embarrassed at how contradicting she is?
Have you seen the latest video of the vibrator she is advertising made my toes curl in with cringe! Not sure why she hid under the covers we all know she likes to see herself in the mirror when she masturbatesHahaha she’s a parody of herself
I’ve 2nd hand embarrassment for her reading that! There’s absolutely nothing wrong with woman discussing sex but she clearly just does it for clout and ad revenue.Couldn't have put it better myself! Also find it strange how she has no other zeleb friends or fellow influencers most of them stick together to boost following etc but she seems to only have latch ons she picks up along the way and drops at the click of her fingers. Maybe she's afraid of people out shining her. I also get the impression she is a magnet to drama and the like and having other people in the public eye (if your likely to fall out with) I guess she wouldn't want them tarnishing her so presious spiritual image or exposing her
Have you seen the latest video of the vibrator she is advertising made my toes curl in with cringe! Not sure why she hid under the covers we all know she likes to see herself in the mirror when she masturbates
hahahaha... you hit the nail on the head.. but also need to add ‘grabs her liposuctioned belly skin’ making a mockery of her body isn’t body confidence and then ‘tries to squeeze herself into trousers pre BBL’Day in the life of Malin
*Wakes up fingers herself infront of the mirror as she loves herself that much. Gets into her underwear (never puts on clothes because WHY would you when you are Malin Andersson?!) Makes sick looking avcado on toast with runny eggs for Instagram (tries to make it a thing)
Does morning card pull, makes some long winded story about how to be a great person advertises some lounge wear from boohoo (so STRETCHY So CoMFy I wear a UK 12) makes PA wipe her arse takes photo upon photo of herself which is heavily filtered says to love your skin..
Does a reel dancing like she's having a fit whilst lip syncing the wrong words. Reposts daily mail. Reposts her 5 followers who care about what she does. Posts quote about narcasist. Takes the piss out of room mate. Does the pickle talking shit on her story. Goes to bed. Repeat*
What has she said, I’m blocked for making a comment about her going to DubaiShe’s been pulled up for something - she’s acting like she’s either dreading something Coming or she’s been bollocked! Why can’t they just be honest , is it in the contracts to be narcy frauds!?
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