MAFS Australia season 10 (E4 pace) #9 Harrison The Hero makes a sacrifice - he hasn't been to the gym today

[Clovis]

I want the producers to stick a camera on Dan's head so we can see what he gets up to for six hours, like those programmes where they do it to a cat.

 

[Diagnosis123]

"I'm not the sort to lay on the couch watching TV"

 

[Comewhinewithme]

Wait Dans on the sofa! Should he not be abseiling up and down the building at this time of night

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Not being able to swim in the sea when it's your partner's favourite thing isn't like having totally opposite political views. Surely? It's not like he's a fucking mermaid and lives in the sea.

 

[Diagnosis123]

Bit of a hag

 

[Diagnosis123]

It's not like he's a fucking mermaid and lives in the sea.

 

[Clovis]

Wait, is that Beast Mode Dan sitting on the sofa watching the telly?

 

[Offish]

Evelyn is a fucking badass and I’m here for it.

 

[Miss Begotten]

There’s nothing wrong with Sandy. She just got lumbered with a mean, egomaniacal twunt.

 

[malibu skies]

He put the crystal under his pillow

 

[Clovis]

Dan either has a part time job or he's banging someone else. No way is he running or at the gym for six hours each day. Look at him!

 

[me myself and karma]

I hope Dan gets his nuts caught in the zip of every pair of trousers he puts on EVER!!

 

[Aussie]

I will give you a insight into my marriage! Mr A has come from a very cold household where I think affection didn't happen very much. He's not very affectionate with me at all. He's very introverted. We can go weeks without having a snog or sex or even a hug. I have to instigate sex, after much discussion he said he's afraid of being rejected. But he shows his love in other ways. He makes my cup of tea just how I like it, he will test to make sure its the right temperature! He will give me a kiss on the head every night as we get into bed & tells me he loves me. I've had years of this & I can live with it.

I have a feeling that Cam too has come from a household that showed little affection.

Sorry for the ramblings

 

[Olebiscuitbarrel]

Why didn't he suggest they go to the spa together?

 

[Comewhinewithme]

He is definitely implying she is fat (she isn't) not very active, not as active as me, not interested in being active.
He's an old man, with a dad bod, shit watch, bad skin, hair implants and shit teeth but wants a 20yr old bimbo as a trophy

 

[Miss Begotten]

Evelyn could not be more fucking fabulous. She hates Dan and despises Harrison.

 

[Offish]

Cam’s mum is dire, decent of Lyndell’s mum to face it head on and apologise

 

[Don’tStart]

She’s giving off very strong overly attached, verging on incestuous vibes.

There’s definitely a correlation between his mother’s icy behaviour and the fact Lyndall is his first and only girlfriend.

 

[aimzalicious]

SANDY IN YELLOW TOMORROW

I liked Evelyn ever since her wedding (she just gave me a good vibe the way she was patient with Rupert) but now I love her. Cant wait to watch her tear Dan a new one. And I'm finally moving my cat into my new house tomorrow after being away from him for months, so I'll have a little furry friend to watch with

 

[Diagnosis123]

No one actually says this