Lydia Millen #14 The one with the beg, the Smeg & the wee man who’s clearly underfed.

[Oohthedrama]

Good. Morning. Everyone.

So you’ll appreciate by now I like to redecorate, a lot.

Well my last thread was only 3 days*lie old so I’ve decided to sell it on Facebook marketplace!
Even though it was gifted to me by tattle life I see nothing wrong with making some cold hard cash by selling it on to you plebs!

It’s practically brand new and obviously I love it so so much!
it was the DREAM when I could affiliate lynx it....
but in my line of work it’s only natural I will beg for a new *free* thread and sell this one on. (2% of my sales profits go to charity aka towards COOwiee’s wages)

As I’ve said earlier this week, and on repeat for weeks (because it makes me sound intelligent...and like I actually work for a living) I’m all about the game changing...game changers. Changing the game if you will
I’ve translated that into an amazon haul on my channel, with basic shit like a water bottle and veg chopping bin.
Game. hanging!!!

Did you see my last blog post?
Did you manage to read it without pissing yourself laughing.
A full on blog post about the little changes I made in my life.
Nuggets of wisdom like “listening to classic FM” and setting up a 4th Instagram account.
You may wonder if I’m trolling but no,
I’m honestly that deluded I think people care about this shit and not only that I think I need TWO ASSISTANTS to help me produce this shit!!!

As it’s nearly February I can feel an illness coming on, so I’m going to have a snugglefest with lumi (drug her to keep still) and look for that coastal property I’m just DYING to (pretend I can afford) purchase..I’m also still looking through applications (since Cal grew some and bounced) so keep them coming in, so far we’ve had 2, however they’re both from COOwiee’s soft play group!!

thank you so much for joining my thread! And a huge thank you to *looks up fans name* @Elle Belle for the title suggestion...
continue here!!

 

[happyforest]

If she gets a gifted shed will she then generously gift Ali her huge office that will then sit empty? Will she want a bespoke kitchen in the new structure, or will she truly be willing to shlep across the "grounds" in wet weather? Why does she need even more staff when she doesn't really "create" anything? I'm so confused.

More and more, the only common thread in everything about her is her never being content with anything. More, more, more, change this, add that, I'm buying less, but here look, I just bought this. No, actually everything is gifted but I will keep telling people I bought it so I look rich. My teeth are fine, no wait, now I'm changing them too because I can't stand people harping on about 2 crooked teeth even though I've banged on for years how I won't change them. My marriage is flawless, but I will publicly admit I have to have my phone with me even at a simple meal with my husband of only 2 years because I really, really, would want to kill him if I don't have the distraction of my phone. I have a brand new dining room, but never sit at it, preferring to hunch over the kitchen bar, whilst shoveling beige food into my gob, as I go about eye fucking myself and deleting negative comments from my haters. Later on Lumi will keep me pinned on the couch, I'm so amazing, I lay around for hours just so my cat can sleep, but really, I'm a busy boss bitch. I love her, really I do. Stupid Lynx got himself shot, but I still let Lumi roam the same area. It's NOT MY FAULT Ali's cat is gone. I'm dairy and gluten intolerant, but really I eat bread and cheese when I think I can allow myself the calories. Really, I just starve myself and Ali most days because it's important to save your coins. I could have bought an actual period home with beams, moldings, and a fucking garage, but instead we paid asking price for a BUNGALOW that IS NOT IN BUCKS, with veneer flooring and no garages, and will add beams, moldings, an office shed, and fart wallpaper. It's all gifted so no biggie. Plus, I get to sell the gifts! Nah - I don't care about garaging the 2 fancy cars, cause, duh, they're leases so I don't give a shit about all the bird shit on them.

She will never be happy. She and Ali don't seem to even be trying to show lovey dovey behavior anymore. Her snide digs at him, and his unflattering shots of her are increasing.

I've been married for a while now. My husband and I are in our late 40s. My relationship is night and day from Lydia's "Flawless Marriage". Even though my husband and I both work together, from home. We still cuddle on the couch every single night. We hold hands absentmindedly when going out, or even sitting on the couch. We actually have conversations without our phones in the same room. We are parents and busy, so it's not because we have all the time in the world. We just like each other, in addition to loving each other. I don't see love with Ali and Lydia, and I don't even see "like". It's so weird to me. Their ridiculous perfume "ADs" are such a stark contrast to how they treat each other and talk to each other, it negates the message of the AD.

Lydia and Ali should share her massive office, put their phones away, eat more balanced meals at an actual table, build a damn garage, and grow some integrity. Yeah Lydia, THAT'S what you should do in the garden, plant some integrity trees, you feckless git.

 

[happyforest]

So much cringe. So she says she's moving the dining furniture to the big window area off the kitchen because her guests never flow into the living room, despite her lighting the fire and candles, and trying to make it feel welcome. Doesn't occur to her that it's because her living room is bleak and NOT WELCOMING. I'd rather sit in a kitchen than on white, uncomfortable, thin cushioned couches, under a car filter, but that's just me. So now she's planning to shuffle the dining area where it was always supposed to be. But it's her "guests" fault, not hers. Plus that way she gets to "work" in the morning, whilst sat at a table drinking her witchy ginger brew.

She prances around in underwear and twirls. Is it just me, or does her insistence on wearing low cut panties/pants just highlight her short legs and super long torso? If she'd wear higher cut underwear her legs would naturally look longer (and gasp! slimmer) and she'd look more proportioned. Right now she looks like a 10 year old boy with cantaloupes shoved into his ma's bra.

I'm also over seeing time lapses of her shuffling things around from drawer to drawer, cupboard to cupboard. Enough Lydia! Getting rid of the Smeg is the right call. Lucky Lydia never has to pay for anything, unlike us plebs, so she'll likely get free carpentry and appliances and restore what was there to begin with. Again, more boring content.

The Gym are will be paneled to keep up with Victoria. But unlike Victoria, Lydia has a dank window that exposes a moldy area that despite being painted, just wants to show the crumbling, moldy, seeping walls and is a clear parallel to what lies beneath Lydia and Ali's life. Crumbling, festering, mold. So luxe!!

More rambling about looking tired, her skin, her skin is red, nope her skin has never looked better, she's not wearing makeup, well not wearing foundation, just CC Cream, concealer and 2,500 layers of bronzer, fake tan, powder, etc. So yup, she's bare faced. Ahem.

Seriously guys, I only watch her videos to comment here and interact with you all. She is as dull as her tacky diamonds.

 

[gggremlin]

Do people spray perfume when they cook? I love the idea of a professional kitchen stopping in the middle of service for a moment to spray themselves with some delicious perfume. Some might hit the pans, the plates, the food... doesn't matter, just a quick spritz guys.

Fuck off, dickheads.

 

[happyforest]

Deliciously cunning Karma is unfurling her gossamer wings and readying to launch herself over Lydia's skies. By that I mean, all the meanness, snark, contempt, brattiness, belittling, ungratefulness, and twatness, that Lydia bestowed upon her own Mother will come back ten fold upon Lydia by her own child. It will be epic. You KNOW if these two cannot keep a fucking cat safe, they will have boundary issues with their child. They will either coddle the ever living life out of the kid, creating a monster. Or they will be so oblivious as to make the child feel neglected, creating a monster.

There's no happy ending here. While I think fathers are of vital importance, I don't think Ali's best efforts can counter Lydia's effect on any offspring. Can you imagine her when the baby spits up on her? When the baby just WON'T STOP SCREAMING? When the baby throws their spoon across the room in a fit of giggles and pureed carrots fly across the Farrow & Ball paint? When the baby's diaper leaks shit all over the place? When the projectile vomiting spews across their white couches?

Or conversely, when they divorce and the child loathes Lydia and prefers Ali and the new stepmum, and trash talks Lydia to all their friends?

Let the games begin. A child is a life changing event. Stretchmarks, morning sickness that lasts all day, sciatica pains and swollen feet are the bare minimum of the experience. A cute swaddled baby that everyone coos at is but a blink of the eye in duration. Then come the harder years, the stuff no baby book prepares you for. When the child grows into a personality, starts to get mouthy, they get to adolescence and they are smelly and grumpy and ungrateful. And they see every single thing you do; they mimic your best, but also your worst. It is the most thankless job in the world to be a parent. If one is very lucky and a good person, it is rewarding. But if one is a vacant, vapid soul, it can be a pit of despair. There is zero sympathy for "bad mothers". And I'll park myself firmly on the opinion that Lydia will be a poor mother. There is nothing about her that indicates she has the selfless goodness needed to be a good mum.

 

[Georgeeee]

Don't know about you ladies, but I couldn't wait for the big reveal.

 

[blue_orchid]

I mean photoshopping down the size of her honker, and trying to smooth out her skin must take a solid 8 hours

In one of her recent videos, she put on some new Max Mara lounge slacks, I believe, she had purchased to wear around the house when she was doing "work" and banged on about needing to work all afternoon....then after all that she goes downstairs and says "now I am going to edit a photo". That means ONE photo after all that, and it will take her all afternoon?! She purchased Max Mara lounge slacks and "dressed up" to go down to her kitchen couch to edit a bloody photo?!?!? She puts on a full face of makeup and a Balmain sweater dress or jumper to go downstairs to her kitchen to edit a photo or post. Or to look decent when she opens the door for the delivery guy?? Even extremely wealthy people, 10 times her worth, don't act this pretentious in their multi million dollar homes. Fact.

THAT shows you how empty and vacuous her life is. She is wearing expensive clothes to prance downstairs to her basement or kitchen and sit her ass down with her laptop. She is certainly trying to make it seem like her "career" and day to day has meaning and to convince herself she is doing something of value and importance like the rest of us but clearly, she has nothing going for her and has no sense of self, I'm sorry. It all makes sense now with her constant changing and redecorating the same room repeatedly, changing furniture over and over, buying things and opening boxes daily, because there is no substance there. Feigning that she is shooting campaigns with Balmain or Louboutin but it is her friend or Ali "shooting the campaign"?!?! That's no campaign when someone is taking photos of themselves to post on the internet but lying to the world they are working directly with major brands etc.

Acting as though she is as famous as Victoria Beckham needing security, being afraid people know where she lives, planting more trees so people can't see in and believing that her cat was killed on purpose....says much about where her mind is and I am saying this in all seriousness. She is now believing the lies and pretentiousness she has put forth to others to feign her success and importance. What is she saying? That people are after her? She is truly becoming more and more ridiculous.

And by the way, I don't mean to analyze this all too much but my career is in Mental health. It's all quite odd, if I'm honest. Just saying she's very different from who she was in her videos from 3 years ago or more.

 

[LIVINGMYBESTLIFE1]

I honestly think Ali is one of the dumbest people on the internet.

 

[nadiathr]

I think she is afraid of the staff in the Chanel store, that's why she really sent Carrie to fetch her bag. She knows that they see through her.

BTW, I've applied for the job working as Lidl and Carrie's assistant, as I am a social media expert and photographer ... or have I? We will never know!

I’m a marketing specialist and photographer as a hobby and applied too, cause I want to move in London! .. or am I? that’s a secret I will never tell. xoxo tattle girl.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Is she trying to sex up her videos or what? Talking about her and Ali's 'interesting' underwear shoot and all the nip talk as she prances around in her underwear.

she’s trying to imply it ended in Ali ripping her underwear off so they can engage in a steamy sex session,
the only reason Ali would rip them off is to try them on himself let’s be honest.

also, can you spear us the body positively shit, she’s showing us herself in her underwear because it’s rare she feels confident enough to do that....

fuck all the way off Millen.
they PAID YOU TO GET YOUR SKIN OUT
you were paid to model the valentines “collection“
ie, prance around in your underwear.

Ibiza 2.0

 

[happyforest]

The sit down video was somewhat enlightening. So basically Lydia lied her arse off claiming to be able to do a bunch of things, which when the time came, she wasn't able to do (skiing, skating, etc.). They mostly fight about the "tone" they use when speaking to each other. Ali admits Lydia was a ball busting wreck when he met her. She didn't have a place to live, had 2 weeks prior broken up with a boyfriend, wasn't making any decent money, was very emotional/moody, and he told his stepmum that Lydia "was A LOT of work." But he says she had a very strong sense of self, of independence, knew exactly what she wanted, and that while this intimidated him to a degree, since no other girl had ever had these behaviors (qualities?), he gave it a go. In essence he saved her ass since he was working as an Electrician. Lydia says when she met him she thought he was a fuck boy, his SM showed a guy that would be likely to "sleep with you, your best friend, and your mum". But that Ali was so honest, that she fell for him. He is a terrible liar she claims, and she feels she can trust him and the loyalty between them above all things. Not exactly a terrible foundation for a relationship. The rub for me is that I don't feel there is any nurturing between them. And while this is likely perfectly ok for Lydia, I think Ali is missing out. He comes across to me as someone who would blossom with a more nurturing partner. Big red flag for me for their future. And yes, they state they plan to have ONE child. Ali would like more, but Lydia says only one so as to not compromise their lifestyle. So buckle up Tattlers, Labia will be procreating. I hope to God and Baby Jesus that she has a son. A daughter will be destroyed by Lydia.

She wants him to work for her, and it was crickets. HAHAHAHA
She fully admits everyone loves Ali, Ali is the most creative person in the world, blah blah blah.

It wasn't a terrible watch. I have to begrudgingly give them credit as they weren't nearly as annoying as they usually are. They admit they aren't about the PDA life. But again, I feel Ali would totally be about the PDA life if he were with a different person. Lydia rules the roost and Ali is fully aware of every one of her flaws, down to her head scratching and standoffish bitchiness. Were I his mother, I would be weeping because my son threw his lot in with Lydia. I don't feel Ali will ever reach his full potential for happiness and fulfillment whilst saddled with Lydia. He is too decent a person to walk away, and if/when they have a child, the anchor will further sink him.

Lydia will take this as a compliment, but I do not mean it as such. And that is that I get Harry and Meghan vibes. Lydia rules and Ali scrambles around trying to make the best of it.

 

[Mglyds]

I was in the hairdressers in towcester and overheard some girls saying Lydia had boasted to them she gets the local carpenter for very little and one time he was supposed to work on another local girls house but she got him to measure for the integrated fridge when he should be at hers and he had the nerve to charge the other girl a full day rate. How awful is that, other locals are paying to cover her cheap free ass

 

[QueenDecember]

Bless Ali for sharing this. She looks full on RIDICULOUS with her Chanel carrier bag and bathrobe coat

 

[greenie8233]

So, loads of instastories from the mercier moments lot - room tours, dinner setting, all the freebies, they got loads of make up and skin care and ski clothes as well. Nothing from Lidl or Aldi! They will start showing stuff later today or tomorrow in their normal way no doubt. She can't live in the moment and show stuff as it happens - why? Too lazy, need to photoshop? probably both.

She looks like she tried too hard in that lilac outfit, and Leonie looks better than her in a yellow bin liner.

That trip must have cost millions, there are so many people there, I wonder if she will do a vlog about it soon?

Lets see if she ski's today, going to be hard whilst carrying the Chanel bag!

Honestly, when YouTubers show these brand trips, it really puts me off of the brand as a whole. Brands like Laura Mercier and others waste money on these idiots. I think my main issue is these women actually think they DESERVE these lavish trips because they "work so hard". Influencer culture has INFLUENCED me NOT to purchase products from these ethically questionable, wasteful companies.

 

[Littlemisadoughnut]

It's sickening that the brands do this. I'd buy into a brand sending a group of nurses, paramedics, health care assistants, teachers, fire men and police officers off for a weeks galivant. I'd even be OK if they only picked the aesthetically pleasing ones, to still get all the good shots... What exactly do these influencers bring to the table?! Their lives are so empty...

 

[Influenza_life]

She’s probably bought something from Chanel at the airport. It is way cheaper, Chanel especially, it’s known that the best place to buy Chanel is at airports. Don’t embarrass yourselves by mocking someone for carrying an empty bag when they clearly just made a purchase

Hey, you’re the one who gave Teaspiller a hard time for not revealing enough information for your liking and now you’re telling people they’re embarrassing themselves for mocking Lydia. She may have bought something at Chanel in the airport or she may not have, unless you’re her or with her don’t you think you should stop being so judgemental about what people post? You don’t seem to be enjoying being on this thread or you just want an argument, either way it’s not cool and I think the other place would suit you better. #justsaying

 

[PixelGirl]

It's all about her fake image. She wants to seem posh, rich, fancy when she walks into Chanel. Bringing a camera with her would just be an utter embarrassment for her. People would know that she is a fraud, that she is a YouTuber, and to a high-class Chanel employee that would make her look like the low-class human that she is.

I think she is afraid of the staff in the Chanel store, that's why she really sent Carrie to fetch her bag. She knows that they see through her.

BTW, I've applied for the job working as Lidl and Carrie's assistant, as I am a social media expert and photographer ... or have I? We will never know!

 

[Georgeeee]

Hey, you’re the one who gave Teaspiller a hard time for not revealing enough information for your liking and now you’re telling people they’re embarrassing themselves for mocking Lydia. She may have bought something at Chanel in the airport or she may not have, unless you’re her or with her don’t you think you should stop being so judgemental about what people post? You don’t seem to be enjoying being on this thread or you just want an argument, either way it’s not cool and I think the other place would suit you better. #justsaying

What I personally find more embarrassing is gossips that pop up & defend an influencer on their hate thread particularly snarky posts under the guise of a public service announcement. You've been around a while, you know that it is totally something our materialistic, image obsessed, insecure lydiot would do. In the bungalow she dragged the F&M basket, maison de fleur flowers etc room to room as props. She's even posed in airports with luggage when she's not flying anywhere & in a Bentley the day before she went to ascot-in an uber. She's a fake AF actress who loves to set a stage to give the illusion of wealth... we know that so noone here is 'embarassing themselves' suggesting she kept her bag as another prop. The dior tote is out. We even saw it in the background being packed for the airport yet it's not in the shot. Lydl thinks she's a Chanel girl now.

 

[Sweary Berry]

>> Insert casual brag here >> “OG’s will remember when i used to Winter in Verbier”

 

[Oohthedrama]