At what point does it become… “it’s not the clothes babe, it’s YOU”?! 
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Does she not get bored of buying endless polyester floaty co-ords as nothing tailored ever fits her?!
That bleepin stuffle walk she does is nearly as annoying as the microphone singing she used to do
How many times does she have to say I'm a 20/22 ... you're an elastic 20/22 not a real clothes with buttons and a zip 20/22, if we're claiming that, I'm an 8/10
How many times does she have to say I'm a 20/22 ... you're an elastic 20/22 not a real clothes with buttons and a zip 20/22, if we're claiming that, I'm an 8/10
Elastic 20/22 is so accurate. If it's pyjamas or anything oversized, it fit. The slightest hint of a zip, button or tailoring and it's no go.That bleepin stuffle walk she does is nearly as annoying as the microphone singing she used to do
How many times does she have to say I'm a 20/22 ... you're an elastic 20/22 not a real clothes with buttons and a zip 20/22, if we're claiming that, I'm an 8/10
But she also slouches & pushes out her tummy to emphasise / exaggerate the "its not you hun its the clothes" narrative
The PLT & H&M hauls good bleeping grief. Just order bigger sizes & she might look half decent. I’m so bored of seeing her wedge herself into stuff that clearly doesn’t fit… and I wish she’d buy a bloody bra that fit her.
good bleeping grief. Just order bigger sizes & she might look half decent. I’m so bored of seeing her wedge herself into stuff that clearly doesn’t fit… and I wish she’d buy a bloody bra that fit her.Well. As expected. Truly hideous. Notice the doesn’t show the backs of the shorter ones…
She's pathetic.
Banging a drum about clothes not being made the correct size, no sweetie you are just not that size.
Absolutely if it's 1 or 2 items that aren't fitting you it's possible that the clothes are the issue. But when it's EVERY outfit without elastic, it's a you problem not the clothes problem.
Banging a drum about clothes not being made the correct size, no sweetie you are just not that size.
Absolutely if it's 1 or 2 items that aren't fitting you it's possible that the clothes are the issue. But when it's EVERY outfit without elastic, it's a you problem not the clothes problem.
The way she rips open the bags irritates the life out off me & when im trying something on that doesnt fit i stop as soon as I realise! I dont keep going because im scared ill rip a seam or not get the bloody thing off again!!!
Why doesn’t she adjust what size she orders depending on the fit/style of the outfit? The dresses that were fitted were all too small so obviously those styles she needs to size up in. But then she wouldn’t be able to do lots of pointing and pull stupid faces would she
She absolutely won't size up for fitted clothing because if the floaty stuff fits, then she thinks every other item of clothing should fit. Never known someone in such denial about their size!Why doesn’t she adjust what size she orders depending on the fit/style of the outfit? The dresses that were fitted were all too small so obviously those styles she needs to size up in. But then she wouldn’t be able to do lots of pointing and pull stupid faces would she
Thread suggestion... Its not the clothes, its size denial!
I hope she never bends over in half the dresses she orders! Full moon tonight lads!!!
Its the empty brown handbag she hangs off her wrist that does it for me, like it completes the look 
Someone has actually tagged asos asking them to use her as a model WTF
