Loz Curtis #2

[Dreamer01]

Renewing her passport. Imagine how much time she's spent analysing those 2 photos with 10 year difference.

 

[kitty_cat123]

Back to the jeans. Just so she can tell us about she is even smaller and she can't buy a smaller size.

They don't look loose at all they look like they fit fine is she fkn delusional

 

[emmygluewho]

Guilty also! Can not curl to save my life. I just won't dribble about it for 17 weeks.

 

[Tis32]

I'm surprised she just went and got it done without making a big fuss on her stories about how she should do her hair and make up for it lol

 

[shh77]

There ya go Lauren fixed it for you!

 

[kiwigal258]

Re her latest dreadfully, painful Reel on what appears is going to be the latest “hyper fixation sAgA” curling her hair…. Is it weird I find it SUPER strange that despite
1. how insanely OBSESSIVE she is about her hair
2. how she’s considered a “beauty guru”
3. she’s a GHD AMBASSADOR! and has been gifted AAAAAALL the hair tools from all the brands under the sun!
4. the fact she’s in her mid 30s
She’s got NO IDEA how to curl her hair?!
….maybe it’s just me..but didn’t we all learn how to curl our hair with our straighteners like 10+ years ago?? It’s seriously easier than “perfectly” straightening your hair!

Lol sorry for my super long and boring (Lauren-esque) ramble! 🫠

I'm embarrassed to say I have still not mastered the GHD curl but I can use a curler.

 

[Dreamer01]

JFC get OFF the internet and get a LIFE Lauren! 🫠🫣

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I'm pretty sure I'm not alone here. Who has the time to examine selfies from 3 years ago? Furthermore, who has this amount of selfies in their phone? I know I don't.

 

[Dreamer01]

Now we are back to complaining about the cost of cereal. That she doesn't even buy. Newsflash Loz - there are plenty of products at the grocery store that i don't buy - don't even look at the prices. I don't care. You should try it.

 

[pokerface79]

No one cares Loz. No. one.

We don’t need a detailed story caption for every thought that pops into your head. We really don’t.

 

[berry]

Her latest rant about this. She really hates all men except Reece.

Havent watched the rant yet but I dont blame her at all and none of you should. The world sucks because of ppl like those egotistical men. We wouldnt have to worry about crossing the street if a man walks near us or being cat called or have our drinks spiked or get yelled at when we turn them down. The guys at the servo are those guys and those guys are scary.

 

[shh77]

I get being shy, introverted and not overly social etc but she’s next level sad!

 

[magic_unicorn__]

No Lauren, literally no one does this. Our partners don’t pick our selfies as we have a life

 

[vikingjan]

She will never be happy as she is looking for perfection & we all know it just doesn’t exist but she seems to be quite happy to waste her money, make a fool of herself & possibly ruin her looks in the process. If she is like this at 32 then god help her as she rolls into her 40,50 & 60’s. She is one sad & demented self absorbed fuckwit.

 

[Director of Mugs]

It's yes to all of the above Lauren.

Everything about your body consumes you.

 

[Dreamer01]

The amount of hours she spends examining herself in the mirror each day blows my mind. How could she ever have the time for kids or full time work?

 

[beigelinen]

Lauren is delulu! There is nothing wrong with her undereye area and it is not normal to dedicate most of your day to critiquing your appearance.
I know she doesn't want kids, but she needs something else to fill her days. Maybe volunteer? Read a book or two?

 

[shh77]

She looks so uncomfortable in the green dress.

And there's no way she would wear the sports bra combo as she would feel too self conscious. Even though that style of top looks good on her and the boobs don't look too big.

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I’m sorry I know you can’t tell from photos etc and this isn’t meant to be bitchy (plus size/weight LITERALLY doesn’t matter!) also this is coming from someone with Severe and Enduring Anorexia Nervosa, but there’s just absolutely no WAY she’s a size 6!

 

[Dreamer01]

It’s the passive aggressive tone when she says”if your an aging natural girly then just move along you do you”. She is the most pathetic whiney creature & thank god she’s not having babies as they would starve to death while she’s eye fucking herself.

Can you imagine if she did have babies and the changes to her body. She would not cope.

 

[shh77]

Poor Reece driving the passenger Princess around so she can talk to her phone about her dream about her fake boobs. At the moment she's decided to have them taken out and go for a smaller size. Though her appointment isn't until the middle of the year.

I would find it really weird if people were sharing photos of me and my partner around. Especially as you don't know them.

Still not wearing a sun smock. I know her top is quite high neck but her arms are exposed.

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Her self absorption and narcissism truly knows no bounds!
I’d be stopping on the side of the road and telling her to get out lol

 

[influenzaaar]

She's changed her outfit, full face of makeup and now has her sunsmock on. Still yapping to the camera while Reece drives.

As a fair skinned queen older than Loz, and not a former YouTube beauty guru either, this makeup is flat and washed out as fuck