LornaLuxe #42 Moved into Cell Block H, the damp is showing, the lies are flowing

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I hope the dog hasn't met an untimely death in the weird black dye pools. Looks like the Bentley is close to going for a dip in her stories yesterday
 
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These people who she’s had staying over are not her friends if they haven’t told her about the table and chairs
 
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She does somehow manage to cheapen everything though doesn’t she?
I’m sure the table, chairs and sofa could look acceptable in the right context ( and certainly not placed together).
But one thing lorna is good at is making stuff look shit.
Hermes- Hair extensions-Home interior design.

That’s because she thinks she “qualified” from looking at pictures on the internet & having money in the bank.
 
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As if we ever needed proof!!! Neither that table nor the chairs go with the aesthetic or the room/house. I’m no interior designer but surely it needs something bigger/chunkier .. a concrete garden table!?



She’s been reading here again
 
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It’s the wrong table for the chairs. The chairs look fine but it needs a real centrepiece table.
 
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So….did John sit around and watch people drink? I truly feel sorry for him. She’s such a steamroller. Lorna Lorna Lorna. Witch
 
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She wasn’t impressed with people’s opinions the other day, now she’s asking for their advise .. Fukkin idiot still begging for a free table !!!
 

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In a property like that I imagine it to be a nightmare to furnish. That table is far too white and far too small for the amount and style of chairs.
 
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What happened to all the mood boards and Pinterest she was doing before the move?? You’d think if you were spunking a couple of grand on a table you’d get the measuring tape out
 
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Well now she’s making it into a coffee table
Trying to make the pink sofa area a cosy retreat In the concrete open plan bunker ? If thats what they like I’d have put her office where the cow chair is and made her office a snug ie a room for the 2 of them and the dog + comfy sofas + sky glass ( is that’s what it’s called ? Remember the tv on the stools ? I see she has one abandoned in the Kylie room TBH loads of blaggers are reminding us about them now so guess she’ll be on the bandwagon soon) imo it’s somewhere for them to chill out in a cosy environment after The Raisins op but they can also keep it a private room and can still entertain oops host quests in the main bunker ..
 
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It's too small. No shit sherlock. Also why hasn't she got a bloody bed?
 
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They'll end up living in one small room and the rest will be a wasteland
 
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got a really early start tomorrow so should be sleeping but instead I’m searching for in the wild shots

Can’t believe she’s worn old skanky headband there. Have you seen the level of fashion going on at that event?!
 
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Hmm this pic says to me. 40yr old hasbeens getting pissed and taking a selfie in the bedroom as the event isn’t what they’d thought it would be !
 

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