Liz Jones #7 If she's got two faces, why does she wear that horrible one?

[ObservO]

Who under 35 is going to understand all the SATC references, given that it ended on TV in 2004?

Sadly it seems they will never get shot of her.

Maybe they use her to cling on to an aging demographic who their research analysis shows purchase things from their sponsors and advertisers?

 

[Blurp]

I thought he lived in a shabby flat if memory serves..

Isn't it ex-council but in a 'good' part of London?

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Here’s the octopus article guys n gals.

 

[Mediastar]

Whoops! Juggo's been beaten to slagging off the Duchess of Sussex's festive special! Maybe she dozed off...

 

[Mediastar]

All 18 articles written between October 18 and now are still there, sir.

You are right! Though a little less of the "sir" would be appreciated... and "articles" is pushing it. The latest -movement- is being rightfully derided in the comments!

 

[The Devils Arse]

Can someone please recap who David 1 and David 2 are as I have no clue?!

Thank you!

 

[sunshine13]

Traumatised ! Turns out I agree with quite a lot that she’s written about Harry and MM in today’s Fail Send help.

Yeah, me too. I think I should increase my medication.

 

[Mediastar]

What fuckwittery is going on today? There was a Juggo farticle earlier about her having her claw read by some charlatan (two comments) which has been taken down and replaced by a Vine farticle about exactly the same thing! I can't open the link kindly supplied for the Dreary (out of the country) but can see the headline has been 'baited up'... tragic times for the Jugster!

 

[ThePelican]

That's very charitable! It started as a weekly and, I suspect, it was apparent it was making any money, the gap between effusions became greater and greater. It seems Juggo learned nothing (fancy!) from the short-lived Lady Garden (when she couldn't be arsed to carry on and had to refund her subscriber). If you are right, and this is a "hobby", it seems to be a begging letter for stuff she can subsequently eBay.
Talking of gardens, it's apparent that the allotment is history too. Her preternatural laziness was always going to prove too much for any actual success.

I think "Juggo" started the Lady Garden with the intention of doing it regularly - weekly, as you say - because she saw which way the wind was blowing and figured she could get on the Substack/blogging bandwagon. And it was a decent peg: someone who's never gardened in her life takes on an allotment. It had potential, but then she found out allotment-tending was more work than she'd expected, and she didn't know how to proceed on her own. So that went by the wayside, and then she launched Mutton - again, not a bad idea, but she doesn't have the commitment she needs to make it a success. Though she does have 503 subscribers, some of whom must pay for it.

 

[Miss creant]

Don't forget the film script, and the musical, and the runway debut!

Straws and clutching come to mind

 

[redchicken]

Dreary. It's even more desperate than usual.
There is one laugh: Bebb described as an Animal Behaviorist based on her one Bach Flower Remedies course! I imagine "Amex Call-centre Chimp" doesn't have quite the same ring to it...

Yawn, eyeroll, repeat.

 

[Winepig]

Is he known to be loaded, Media Star?

I thought he lived in a shabby flat if memory serves..

 

[sunshine13]

Her latest outpouring is back to the MightbeGermanWhoKnows. Desperate woman.

 

[Miss creant]

Just noticed on re-reading the latest crock o' shite: why have a 'preparation' station while being adamant that it will never be used? Why does she spend all that money for show only when she's driven off virtually everyone in her life so why bother with show stuff - just to boast about it in her column? I have a large marble slab for pastry which I bloody use for that purpose when preparing food for friends.

I seem to remember she said it was for corn shucking whatever that is

 

[sunshine13]

Apparently this week's outpouring is something about letting out her spare room as an Air BnB. I can't find a link to share though. Anybody?

 

[Mediastar]

Can't be arsed to read the farticle, but a) did they both get their fangs from Temu? And b) is she suffering buyer's remorse for that shocker she had stenciled on her bingo wing a decade ago?

 

[Jumbojet1251]

Here’s the full article….. I’d say “enjoy” but that would be a filthy lie.

 

[Sam5262]

Oh I thought Liz had decided to announce that she hates actual octopuses.

Insert “I ain't reading all that / i'm happy for you tho / or sorry that happened” here.

Can you imagine how happy a species would be if LJ announced she was leaving them alone

I’m guessing her next move will be to slate the conveyancing firm for not commenting on the properties EPC rating which may or may not explain high bills hence the cost of heat the vicarage annex.

 

[Blurp]

Here you go.

Is that supposed to be a horse?

I have nine tattoos, none of which are as bad as that one.

 

[Mediastar]

Can anyone provide a free link to today's online farticle about Juggo's insight into the behaviour of the Princess of Wales?