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Her whole account is like poverty porn. Trying to portray this simple lifestyle, living in a small cottage, cooking everything from scratch, going on bike rides and walks for entertainment. When really it’s just an aesthetic, everything in that house is expensive, everything she wears is expensive, they have just had a crazy expensive wedding, I mean they drive a Range Rover for gods sake!
Exactly this! The little old me routine getting "pocket money" and pouting selfies just doesn't wash any more.
 
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Her whole account is like poverty porn. Trying to portray this simple lifestyle, living in a small cottage, cooking everything from scratch, going on bike rides and walks for entertainment. When really it’s just an aesthetic, everything in that house is expensive, everything she wears is expensive, they have just had a crazy expensive wedding, I mean they drive a Range Rover for gods sake!
Nothing simple life about buying £5 Northern Pasta (even if it delicious)
 
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Homeschool 😂they are in child care all the time -she has never spoke about the child care she uses -but she's got all the faff time to make everything pretty-excuse me while I skip around the kitchen making dippy eggs wearing cutsie Pjamas-she's gone so far
Away from reality I don't believe a word she says. Also botoxed but an ingredient family. She's just strikes me as incredibly uptight and fake. That's just my impression! I do think she's got some clever plan to design the best looking life -in the cottage -because that's how she copes there - she will then recreate a new version of this life and increase her followers and income by moving on and selling buying some whimsical place. Blah blah blah
 
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Don’t buy it either. Imagine making that content? Forcing your kid to dancing around the kitchen island for the gram. It’s so fake. Just like her lips and teeth
 
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My take is she is clearly monetising her account, which is fine if making your kids perform like seals just for strangers to know what they look like is ok with her as a parentm But, its the pouting and posing and the little old me act that isn't realistic. Everything she does now is either an #ad or #gifted and thats not her real life. Its all so fake and yes, she would drop that house in an instant I bet to be off that roundabout.

She needs to get a #ad or #gifted carpet for the stairs, they look filthy and they all walk round barefoot 🤢🤢

Too fake for a likeability factor. She is well and truly in the annoying yummy mummy brigade who are all their own bum holes. Bore off with the pouting and give the kids a fish finger for once 🤣
 
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Oh god now we posting the "filming me while crying" vids. When people do this its such a look at me, self indulgent moment and totally, totally cringe.

Her whole account now is her screaming for attention and the whole look at me vibe. Totally off putting and cringe 😬
 
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Oh god now we posting the "filming me while crying" vids. When people do this its such a look at me, self indulgent moment and totally, totally cringe.

Her whole account now is her screaming for attention and the whole look at me vibe. Totally off putting and cringe 😬
It's so cringe. 😬

I scrolled back through her account and before she was more natural and real - just like her face.
 
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Everything she cooks looks horrible, can just one meal not mainly consist of either beans or chickpeas. It’s again like the meals are just to fit in to her aesthetic but probably taste rank.
 
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Everything she cooks looks horrible, can just one meal not mainly consist of either beans or chickpeas. It’s again like the meals are just to fit in to her aesthetic but probably taste rank.
Chickpeas and beans are delicious and healthy, come on. What’s truly horrible is her new sunglasses
 
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Honeymoon in Texas 🙄🤣
On the beg for a #freebie....why do these insta huns say oh give me your recommendations or does anyone know of a good place to eat/stay or whatever else they trying to grift.

Just go to a travel agent and ask!! Or go on that thing called the internet and look! Stop begging for a freebie, its embarrassing 😳 🫣
 
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Ah here comes the #ad for the kitchen! Wondered how long it would be before she fessed up to it being discounted #ad 🙄 #freeloader
 
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The cost/quality of the entire kitchen is disproportionate to the value of their property. She can kid herself all she wants but it is not their ‘forever’ home. The colour of the aga is not going to be to everyone’s taste.

Also who buys a fridge with a tiny freezer for a family of 4? Smeg make a version with a much larger freezer….and the fridge is on top which is far more practical.
 
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The cost/quality of the entire kitchen is disproportionate to the value of their property. She can kid herself all she wants but it is not their ‘forever’ home. The colour of the aga is not going to be to everyone’s taste.

Also who buys a fridge with a tiny freezer for a family of 4? Smeg make a version with a much larger freezer….and the fridge is on top which is far more practical.
The kitchen is definitely an investment in her career, not the value or long term liveability of the property. The third bedroom is an attic directly off the master for goodness sake! My guess is once the inevitable baby number three has been sufficiently shilled around the extension they’ll be off to the “forever home reno”. Also being really awful now, but can she please use some of her new money to fix her composite bonding unitooth. It really spoils her otherwise (mostly) natural beauty.
 
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Sorry but her “downstairs loo” is horrendous, it looks like a gimmicky toilet at a western theme bar (would be on brand if it was) her whole renovation was a complete mess, I’m all for doing it to how you like but you want your house to coincide with the whole thing it’s all a mess, don’t get me started on her kitchen floor
 

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Sorry but her “downstairs loo” is horrendous, it looks like a gimmicky toilet at a western theme bar (would be on brand if it was) her whole renovation was a complete mess, I’m all for doing it to how you like but you want your house to coincide with the whole thing it’s all a mess, don’t get me started on her kitchen floor
I worked in a Western themed restaurant and the toilets were just like this - in white though not that awful blue.
And I agree - the floor is the worst part. It just doesn't fit in.
 
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