Leonora Smee #4 Rollers here, rollers there, why the blasted rollers everywhere?

[Ja’mieKing]

Does anyone know what Venera does for a living? Leo said she was traveling for work in Berlin. I remember her being a couple years younger than Leo…? She comes across as so much more refined and mature. There is a calmness to Venerea that is the antithesis of Leo. When you’ve got it, you don’t have to beg for it.

I was hoping to meet some of Venera’s family and learn more about her background. Cam said something about Albanian family. Is that where both sides of her family are from? She has such an exotic beauty about her. I personally don’t know Cam but I would have expected him to end up with a typical blonde like his Mother and sister.

 

[JulesWake]

Congrats to @Macavity for the thread title. Quite fitting.

Oh Leo, our majestic creature, true perfection we may only dream of achieving one day. Peons we shall remain.

She graces us once more with her luminous, gravity defying presence. Drifting effortlessly between continents. Naturally, she travels with Mummy & Daddy Smee (because why merely vacation when one can arrive?).

No one quite captures the art of curated existence like Leo. The lighting... Ethereal. The décor... Gah-jus, darling. The dinner plans.. So exclusive, so rarefied, so delicately portioned they border on conceptual art. A single arugula leaf has never looked so aspirational.

And let us not forget the figure. That divine, mythic silhouette clearly sustained by vibes, mineral water, and the faint aroma of truffle (cough*cough* Ozempic).
Sustenance is for mortals. Leonora feeds on admiration.

Her personality is absolutely radiant. The kind of glow you get from being permanently lit by a ring light and mild self adoration. And down to earth? Of course. If by down to earth we mean she occasionally acknowledges the existence of other humans between boarding calls & tasting menus.

So humble. So relatable.
Truly, a beacon of modesty. We the peasants can only squint up at such brilliance.
We watch. We marvel. We refresh.

Behold, dear plebs, Leo never disappoints.

 

[Lotster]

One extravagant, OTT celebration after the other. Interspaced by endless events and being invited/hosted to posh do's. Is there ever a week or weekend when things are SO exciting, SO special, SO spoily, SO magical, SOOOOO insane!?!?! It just totally losing it's meaning. Does she never want a weekend in her PJ's watching crap telly with a take away pizza?!?!

 

[bubblybella]

Why doesn't her staff step back and give an honest opinion of this mockery? Advent was cringe worthy, Majorca was a disgrace - how low an intellect does she think her viewers have to believe Mark trailed all that stuff out to Majorca, but to try to do it a third time is blatant greed and about as low as a 'influencer' can get. I will not waste even a second of my Easter weekend on this rubbish.

 

[Ja’mieKing]

And it’s still weird as hell that her husband, who is 40 something and allegedly straight, helps her Mother decorate. In another country. All of the time.

 

[Duchesspink]

That'll be Karen on a burner account

 

[bubblybella]

The self admiration has doubled since she obtained her desired figure and shows it off from every angle in the tightest fitting outfits. The tight leggings cause Mark to chase her round the kitchen!! Is he ever allowed to catch her...doubtful.

 

[Ja’mieKing]

The gig is up. She is 31 (her husband in his 40s), they have been married for several years, and live at her parents’ house. Her entire life is “spoily.” I don’t care if every present was gifted by brands and she is paid to open it while gaining more followers. These are hate watchers who will not support her. She is destroying her brand with every maniacal throw of a ribbon or tissue paper. There is nothing endearing about this especially in the times 99.9% of people in this world are living through. Her comments are from bots and a few demented sycophants, probably criminals who I would be terrified to know follow my every move so closely. This feels like it’s going to have a really bad ending in one way, shape or form. She is unwell.

I haven’t watched much of her content lately but both of her parents have August birthdays. I’m sure she has done the bare minimum, or nothing at all for either one of them, despite everything they provide for her. But they are largely to blame for the monster they have created.

 

[Duchesspink]

It's sensational. Everything is sensational all of the time.
Screeching in the airport, eye fucking herself trying on the sunglasses, roaring at the Italian driver and talking pure shit on the drive to the hotel.
Daddy's reaction as she talks drivel from the minute she sits her arse down for dinner, films all the menus, can't even stop talking whilst the food is being set down.
She goes on to tell everyone else to start eating as she carries on filming. How bloody pretentious and rude. Mummy really should have instilled manners into that squealing little pig.

Filming her outfit of the day in the boutique? Who even does that?

I won't even mention how she draws back from marcus almost vomitting as he slides in for a greasy kiss when handing her the pink handbag
She really does hate being married to him. She can't hide her distaste.

Looking at the girls on the boat, they all look far older than their 20s, their husbands and boyfriends look like they could be marks children though. How leo must hate her grey chest haired husband when shes with all of the young Tim nice but dim chaps.

I would be fuming at someone turning my wedding weekend into their online vlog. Just live in the moment leo and put your fucking camera away. It's not about you.
Even the photographers hired to shoot the event are going to have her in the background vlogging away instead of just enjoying her friends special wedding weekend.

What a time to be alive.

 

[yogiessexdubs]

 

[Ja’mieKing]

They probably won’t ever publicly own up to what happened which is mature and professional toward images and brand deals. But it’s disrespectful to the audience. Leo was planning Alex’s engagement and calling Alex her bestie to nothing. No explanation feels like the viewers have been lied to. I think Leo’s assistant moving on without any explanation says a lot as well. Maybe she will create an anonymous account and spill the tea. I bet she has all the stories.

 

[Ja’mieKing]

It took everything for me not respond to this comment with ask Karen or maybe try Grindr. lol.

 

[Moonlight Stars]

I've lost track of the number of events she has been to this summer season. Chelsea Flower Show, Royal Ascot, Wimbledon, Henley Regatta, Henley Festival, Goodwood, Global Champions Tour, the Engagement Party and many other's I've forgotten. Each one involving getting dressed up to the nines in a new dress, new hat etc. Whilst it's quite nice to do one or two of these during the summer and it's a treat to be invited to the occasional thing as a guest I cannot believe she doesn't get bored of this. Just constant trotting around events, drinking champagne, eating canapes, making small talk, posing for photos, doing her hair and make up for the camera. I would be SO sick of it!

And not even having a nice time because you’re too busy posing and eyeing up the competitors! Such a fake existence!

 

[claredeloony]

Someone claiming to be a friend of Leonora’s is bitching about her on Mumsnet.

Some friend.

 

[CharliGirl85]

Venera is naturally gorgeous, wow. She looks like a real model. And I have to say re the party guests, as a mixed person myself, it was nice to see that Venera and Cam seem to have a more diverse group of friends than Leo does. Not that I think Leo is prejudiced. The Smees just move in a very insulated social world. Also, I initially questioned Leo wearing a white dress to the engagement party. Even one with a floral print. Because she has SO MANY other dresses to wear that aren't white. But once I saw her next to Venera it was clear that there was no way she could've overshadowed her, even if she had been in a wedding gown.

 

[Duchesspink]

Vomit inducing. Even slimy wet mark is embarrassed, you can barely hear him acting out his part talking. He must be mortified.
The screams and OTT hand movements are ridiculous. I cannot bring myself to like or envy her.
Nothing has a value to her at all. She doesn't get genuine joy from a gift as she has everything and never has to wait for something she wants.

They need to knock this charade on the head now. Its vulgar to the extreme.
Mark would be better begging for the money to buy an actual house of his own instead of slinking about another man's home whilst spending that other man's money too.
Have some pride Mark.

 

[Ja’mieKing]

She couldn’t care less about her anniversary. She is just trying to take away attention from Alex.

 

[Moonlight Stars]

lol! Sure, Jan. Whatever gets that bitty through the night. She has been called the regular Karen many times before.

They must hate her that her name is Karen. Not throwing any shade at the name. It is a very late 60’s, early 70’s name. Lots of children of that era are named Debbie, Tracey, Sharon, Linda. And Karen! Sounds about right they are trying to make it sound something it isn’t! God their lives! And I agree. I think she is seriously unwell. She needs someone to calm her down, take care of her, look after her. Instead they are probably quite frightened of this persona she has created and feel they can only now enable her.

 

[Lotster]

Watching her squealing about her new "dream" ring - getting all tearful and emotional. I just do not get it. Honestly, how can something material mean so much to somebody!?!? It's a ring. I haven't got any diamonds and couldn't care less. I'd also be worried sick wearing that thing in public, especially in London.

 

[Ja’mieKing]

How do you go from helping to plan someone’s engagement to not being invited to the wedding? Leo’s character is obvious. When she copied Alex’s engagement outfit, it became crystal clear just how much of an insecure brat she truly is. When is Alex’s wedding?

Imagine how much good in the world the Smees could do instead of spending so much resources on parking lot parties and overconsumption. Enough is never enough for the wicked Mother and the apple that didn’t fall far from the tainted tree.

Acting burnt out over constant shopping, vacations and social events which requires another holiday to your parents’ second home is so insulting to the rest of the world. And she wonders why people can’t stand to be around her.