Laura (married to an ex dodgy copper) SW hunz and Gemma (eucalyptus banging her PT) SW hunz have both definitely got eating disorders! 
Christ she looks awful, the sort of person you’d get on Gok Wans programme back in the day. Why oh why does she dress so much older for her age but when I say older, she’s like a mutton dressed as lamb. But she IS a lamb! Arghhhh.
It's as if she's bought a wish version on an ok outfit
“Look at me everyone, I’m so crazy and fun”
Those shoes need to be destroyed at all costs.I had a similar pair about 300 years ago.“Look at me everyone, I’m so crazy and fun”
I would hazard a guess that she consumes only water all afternoon. God forbid she has a calorie that can’t be accounted for. I remember a few years back, she left a christening early to go home and eat on SW plan.Does she just go out getting steamin’ every weekend now? Bottom brunch/boozy afternoon tea/now “tipsy tapas”
The kids just look like total brats don’t they. Don’t care who I’m offending, I know they’re only children. But I said what I said.
HOWLING!
i think you're completely right and I bet she’s a cold hearted nasty bleep. She has to have such a tight grip of control that anything else would tip her over the edge. And on a separate note, as a few people have commented, she can’t dress right for love nor money! 
I want to cut their pigtails off. They remind me of Angelica
