Kyle Pallo #70 30 Going on 3

[AllegedlyMe]

Just saw this and it’s brilliant! I love how many people hate him enough to make videos about him.

 

[BlurryCat]

Alexa is still freaking out over on X saying that Kyle had nothing to do with 'Based Pete' and her brother is perfect and anyone who criticizes him is a big meanie.

Loved this reply:

 

[BlurryCat]

Somehow every time he "orders" a gift for Casey it gets lost in the mail and he has no clue what happened or what is going on.

Look at Mommy Casey always rubbing his neck and soothing him when he makes up his lies and pretends to get agitated.

 

[BlurryCat]

Someone forgot to hide the name on their sock puppet.

 

[markvlinder]

Who remembers when he used to flex his Mickey Mouse watch that he'd wear for "fancy places" and "steamy dates"?

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What I do remember is that mister I put blood,sweat and tears in my art 24 hours a day wore it upside down in the pitchers.
I guess company's are lining up to work with this professional.

 

[BlurryCat]

Something tells me we’ll be hearing from Kyle…I mean Lshadows REAL soon. No one makes fun of oar boy on his bday!

 

[CrudeVille]

This guy is murder for Disney cruise line… my family has been trying to get me to go on a Disney cruise for years and watching his wish video does not in the least make me want to go. This bozo just wandered around aimlessly and I’m like okie… what’s the big deal?? Why is he crying lol . I just watched super enthused video on the wish and I was like ohh that seems like a good time. Kyle’s videos are night and day. He makes the cruise seem real boring.

 

[DetroitFartCity]

Today's Dump

-Starts off by parking next to a running car. Wonders if the battery will die. Not sure he knows how cars work.
-Animal Kingdom apparently smells like.... penguins
-Random and abrupt cuts to clips of new cruise ship promo video
-Things are shnabby at Animal Kingdom
-Oar clever girl thinks he's so funny every time he says Dinoland will be extinct
-He clarifies "I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING"
-Uses construction image from another vlogger without giving credit
-Pretty sure he says "content art" instead of "concept art"
-Speculates the boneyard area will become a beautiful graveyard scene
-Says he wants concrete updates and not just speculation and then proceeds to speculate for the entire video
-"PLEASE NO SAYING I AM WRONG" because he is just speculating. Don't tell him he's wrong or he might die.
-"Imagine the lines on opening day" Groundbreaking content here
-His ability to talk for hours and say nothing is wild.
-"All speculation, but I HAD to come here and update y'all"
-He says Community-core not CommuniCore because words b hard. Also says Communi-hall
-Mentions Kali River Rapids costs $40,000 to start the ride each day. No source, can't find anything online that backs that up.
-"It's way more themed than I thought it would be." - In regards to a seating area. It makes me insane how often he says things like,"I didn't expect this at all" Like no shit, you don't know or research anything, how can you ever have expectations? He's so fucking stupid it's a miracle he has any success.
-Refers to a lattice with plants growing on it as "a ladder thing"
-Keeps calling it Nomad's Lounge instead of Nomad Lounge
-He doesn't seem to fundamentally understand how crowds work. He can't wrap his head around a park being busy and a ride having a short line.
-He once again paid for a ride he's ridden a hundred times. He has an annual pass. He's such a fucking mark. Why would Disney ever host him when he happily spends every dollar he makes on unnecessary purchases at the parks?
-Ends his healthy day with some fried chicken

Kill me. Not sure how much longer I can watch this trash.

 

[QueenC17]

He basically kept on her on the ship whole time.

It is always about Kyle, he doesn't give a crap about anyone else.

 

[Dismom2]

On C aSey’s birthday he just had to post this because HIS birthday was a week ago and we just can’t let it be over
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Wow! And that was a "story", too- which means it went away a day after Taylor posted it, so its been "gone" for days. So he had to have taken a screen shot and saved it for such a special occasion as Casey's birthday. DAMN!!! Casey, seriously, RUN!!!

 

[So…Let’s Go Eat]

“Two mentally stunted adults go on a Disney Cruise without kids and still didn’t have sex” is what the title for today’s dump should really be.

 

[Disney_Fan]

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[TheInfamousPotatoIncident]

Kyle Pallo #71: Divulging Olive Carts While My Hair Departs

 

[Disney_Fan]

 

[TheInfamousPotatoIncident]

Today’s dump should’ve been titled, “It’s Casey’s birthday…and still my birthday! In a way…”

 

[BlurryCat]

So let me get this straight.... his birthday was a week ago and they are "celebrating Casey's birthday."

And Kyle can't stand that it's Casey's birthday and not his, so he told the waiter it was also just his birthday too so he would get a cookie with a candle on it? What a freaking toddler!

 

[Gootsy]

Kyle Pallo #71: Zach in my crack so I can travel back to back

 

[starri]

Today is my last day on Valiant Lady with Atlantis. I suppose the proper thing to do is to break down weeping because I have to go home tomorrow.

 

[TheInfamousPotatoIncident]

Gaslighting 101

Casey wanted a cat, not a dog. But Kyle told her "no" because the old crone is allergic.

That entire segment is the definition of gaslighting. At 28:07 Casey says, “We wouldn’t be able to travel as much,” and Kyle gives a side eyed glare of annoyance. Knowing he doesn’t like that answer, she then shifts and says HE could still travel on his own. Wake up Casey! If anyone needs obedience school, it’s Kyle.

 

[BlurryCat]

Just a friendly reminder that Kyle hasn't posted on X ever since he gasped when he saw Morgonn's name pop up and "Based Pete" was deleted right after.

Looks like you guyses' ran him off that platform.