Kyle Pallo #140 Take Kyle Instead

[BlurryCat]

Anthony is definitely a student of KP's School of Douche

 

[SnapChet]

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"...mature, well grounded and stable adult."

 

[BlurryCat]

I've said many times that whores are always nice when it benefits them. Kylie can certainly be 'nice,' I have no doubt, for a moment or two to get a shoutout or a photo op.
Well, sometimes the photo ops don't work in his favor.
Special needs midget in the background..... and look at him stretch that neck trying to make himself look taller.
5 feet 11 inches..... trust!
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Dwarfy got that neck stretch on point.

 

[TheeGhost]

investment, baybee

 

[Adams & Brush]

Going to a public basketball court be scary. People will be laughing at him throwing bricks all afternoon. Shooting at home, KP goes 10/10 and never misses. Public/reality, KP goes 0/10. Larry Bird he will never be!

Holy shit, forget public courts. Oar guy would shit a brick if he was challenged by the 4am 65+ senior squad on the courts at my local Lifetime Fitness

 

[BlurryCat]

More like taking a break from reality to focus a week on fluffing himself up with the sock puppets.

On his last break, the sock puppets were more active than ever. That's when he was bragging non-stop about how he's a baller because he just spent $12k on a cruise for his failed Treasure series Get ready.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Ah hah! We find out the truth. It was Ca Say's fault he didn't travel the world like he planned. Cruises every month. Money was no object!
BUT that bitch set him up for failure in 2025 by having a steady job. If not for her he would have continued his world travels and cruised every single month...... con-sea-yea' level of course...... to NASA.
The 2nd best year would have been insane, epic and iconic. 2025 failed and it was Casey's Fault because if you're a closet case dwarf, you cannot travel without your beard....everyone knows it. What now hatters?
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Not sure if Kyle realizes this, but he’s committed to marrying Casey here in the next year or two. If your excuse for your channel’s stagnation is that you decided to dedicate more time to your girlfriend, what exactly does he think is going to happen when they actually get married? Leave it to this fool to actually believe that marriage is less of a commitment than dating, because, uh, my guy? That it ain’t

 

[bostongrL_317]

32 year old man.

How many of us throw a 5” nerf ball into a plastic hoop attached to a door handle and then tell everyone “I have been shooting hoops?”

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Going to a public basketball court be scary. People will be laughing at him throwing bricks all afternoon. Shooting at home, KP goes 10/10 and never misses. Public/reality, KP goes 0/10. Larry Bird he will never be!

 

[BlurryCat]

He hates it because WI Mommy will be dropping the hammer and making him work to organize his crap for taxes. Then the real truth will appear to show how much $$$ he lost this year.

People may think you're joking, but in his year recap video, he said he wanted to talk about the business/revenue but he needs his accountants mommy to look at that first. I don't think she's going to be happy. He says he did a little bit "accounting" on his own and then says views and money don't matter to him. That can't be good

I think that's why he got all awkward when he said he's "scared" of taking this break. Scared when Sue finds out he's been slacking all year.

 

[DisneyTrolls]

His whole shtick is 100% identical to KP though. Two insufferable narcissists.

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Kyle Pallo 141: Daily Doze + Daily Decompress = 2 Daily Decomposing Dumps

 

[Disney_Fan]

Oh Catherine is a Trolling...

 

[BlurryCat]

correct. he wore that same bandaid for a week. he also re-uploaded the same video with a different thumbnail because the original got demonetized
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His owie.

 

[grundel]

In case anyone missed it, my New Year’s resolution is to move to Orlando and have an affair with C aSey.
gonna be Suzy neck deep in the donkey
And will try to time it so Lyle catches us in the act

 

[PeggieQueter]

Poor guy is so delusional. The glow is wearing off fast if he's already having to put out these kinds of videos.

 

[Disneysensation]

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It's only a 2 minute video. Blood, sweat, and tears.

He grinds those 100+ hours a week. The burnout is real. Who wouldn't believe what Kyle says?

 

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

We will be at the RunDisney expo on Wednesday. Wonder if his darkness retreat will keep him away from stockpiling footage.

 

[Hardly Here]

I’ll just wait over here while Fain pays for my cookies.

 

[Disney_Fan]

BREAKING NEWS: they are unmotivatedView attachment 3848243

They are taking a vacation from their vacation. Got it. I get they both work but it's their choice to have the channel.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Awkward

It almost looked like she was gonna go in for a kiss there in that second clip. Kyle’s too quick for her & he scampered out of frame before anything icky like that might happen

 

[bostongrL_317]

Go Pack… Oh No! Season is over squirt!