Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

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SPM418

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Chernabog said:
[Return from commercial break. Fade In.]

Camera 1: starts with a wide shot from behind back row audience POV. Audience is cheering and dancing in seats. Zoom in on host, someone that was a semiprevolant buf well liked actor 20 years ago. Host is laughing, big smile including eyes.

Host: Welcome back to YOUR favorite daily game show

[Cameras 2, 3, & 4 cut to audience successively as audience completes show title]

JUST! PITCHER! IT!

[Camera 1 cuts back to Host]
Host:
Alright, Contestant # 1 how would you describe this pitcher?

[Jumbo screen displays two pitchers side by side. One shows Kyle only got 14k views on his newest upload yesterday, one of his worst performing vids ever. The other shows a screenshot from SocialBlade showing he had over 40,000 views in the same day, the best he's had since last Tuesday.]

Contestant #1: Insane?

[Ding. Ding. Ding.]

Host: That's correct!

Host: Contestant # 2: How would you describe THIS pitcher?

[Jumbo screen displays two pitchers side by side. One shows Kyle's last three uploads totaling 63,000 views. The other shows PMM's upload from 3 days ago totalling 87,000 views.]

Contestant # 2: Insane?

Host: You are copying Contestant one's answer and going with "insane" as well. Is he right?

[Hold for dramatic pause]

[Ding. Ding. Ding.]

Host: YOU'RE RIGHT!


I don't need to go any further KP, just in this post I've shown more creativity and "interestingness" than you've shown in months

combined. Enjoy your low views, many negative comments, and dying channel "young buck".

Sincerely,

Your Hatte Posse Member Chernabog
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I could picture this as if it was directed by David Lynch ( rest in peace). So, someone posted here not too long ago that he is bored with Halloween, which is still 23 days away and they are right. Onward to Christmas for little man. I thought Halloween was his favorite "Holiday".
 
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Adams & Brush said:
Damn, he’s really sweating these low view counts. Wonder if he’ll ever figure out it’s not the title, it’s the content
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Only 10% of his subscribers actually watch 😂 what an analytical slap in the face every day and I fucking love it!
 
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bostongrL_317

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I personally don't watch his videos, but I read today he might be going to NYC soon. I'm so sorry for all of you that have to endure him ruining and loitering in your great city. Maybe one of you guys can clue me in but is he going in Oct or Nov? Is he just going to do the tourist sites? Will he attend Broadway and dress inappropriately like Trackers wife did? Will he offend half his viewers with being insensitive at the 9/11 memorial? Will he go to Coney Island and compare it to Disney? Will he stand in Times Square and wonder why he gets suckered into paying for a faux Mickey photo? (It's just like Disney, why do I have to pay?) If going in Nov will he attend the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade? Now that I would pay good money to see him deal with that sh*t show. You "Hate Posse" got the 411?
 
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Disney_Fan

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Too Bad C asey wasn't in ht ecar for the Iphone 17 math. She would have found out 3 years is too long of a commitment from him...

 
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Adams & Brush

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So this is a family secret? Not sure what he “cooked” today - please continue keeping this secret within the Pallo household. The world doesn’t need to know 😂

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Another Pallo secret dish (on the right)
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Wait. That’s potato…salad? Cooking videos done by people who have no clue how to cook. Regardless of daily theme, at least oar guy’s consistent
 
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