Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

[BlurryCat]

God that old thing is such an eyesore. It's still stunning it sat there with a flat and bald tires until the old sick clown GER came down and had some tires put on it. I'd be shocked if he didn't hear from the CROA....again that he had only a limited time to fix it or remove it. And that nasty concrete. My god, too lazy and too broke to have some service pressure wash it. He's just disgusting and wholly inept as a house owner to any capacity.

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You just b jelly of Kyle and his life. Everyone wishes they could own a 15 year old broken-down trap, live in a house that mommy and daddy have to care for, and have a loveless relationship with a Beige Beard who lives on Tik Tok.

 

[SnapChet]

Fun comments today and moving at lightning speed. Love it. Got to run, but just had to offer up an homage to Dummy Kylie starting his cooking channel.

 

[SnapChet]

OH... shit a brick mate! Waiting on my better half and saw this old 'face painting' pic. Just threw it on a AI model with some Disney princess input to see what it would do with it........and JEEEZ'!
Those AI models can be brutal......and psychic!
He might want to try drag when/if the YT channel tanks completely. It's a big improvement~

And on that note... cheers!

 

[Disney_Fan]

One of his first jobs was McDonald's...

 

[Wolverines4920]

Actually, he mistook “Abe Lincoln” for Earl (guess the history buff doesn’t know his American Presidents).
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Oh It was Abe Lincoln!!! Joke’s on me, huh!! But he is still an idiot…

 

[dontsayguhnarly]

I think people should send him a bunch of pitchers every time he says that word!!

 

[SnapChet]

Golden Oak here comes Kylie!

 

[Karin-z3e]

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Does Pallo get reported for changing his titles constantly? I'm not an expert in the in's & outs of CHEATER Vloggers, but he puts stuff out & doesn't get enough views, so then he just changes the title as if a brand new video was uploaded??? Gosh, he needs to GO.

 

[BlurryCat]

He is so little

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[Wolverines4920]

That hair has been a mess all day

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And it only gets worse after he touches the bacon, yogurt, cheese, then runs his grubby hands through whatever that is on his head!!!

 

[BlurryCat]

I love how he always assumes that his audience doesn't know what Call of Duty is. Even he understands that his "core" is mostly 70 to 90 year olds.

 

[MissmyChewy]

It looks like someone has been asleep at the wheel. Not only have view purchases been down but 30 days without an increase in subs?. lol
Paging Mr. morrow has done 5, yes 5 videos in the last 30 days and got slightly more views. 5. Hahahaha Kyle cranks out 29 turd burgers and still didn’t beat Morrow. Plus PMM went up 2k subs.

 

[Wusubby]

Wait. That’s potato…salad? Cooking videos done by people who have no clue how to cook. Regardless of daily theme, at least oar guy’s consistent

What!!!! Is that seriously the special recipe potato salad?

I know it's not how you'd make it, but it's the pallos after all. Thought it was hummus they made as shrimpo has been banging on about how much he loves it recently.

Ok, hear me out guys. Kyle pallo should! Do a cooking channel, with a co host. Wait for it, wait.... Jen tracker. The meals they both would cook could be on the same level as Kay's cooking on YouTube, haha. IYKYk about that channel, your a legend, haha.

 

[Wolverines4920]

Kyle Pallo #125: I like when people look down at me; I literally have to look up at them. But why?

 

[Wolverines4920]

"But I believe in 2028.... yeah, 2028! When the market kind of crashed..."

The fact he had to second guess and think about it, and then reaffirmed it's actually 2028 Oar boy genius.

He is "a man ahead of his time". Literally and figuratively. (See, I used literally in the right context, but we know words b hard.)

 

[BlurryCat]

A lot of tongue thrust in today's dump.

 

[SnapChet]

Kyle PalLo... still the best parody acct. on X.
Perfect complement to a good cup of early morning coffee.

 

[Disneysensation]

2025 was supposed to be the 'year of health.'

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Promises for 2025:

1. Start updating Patreon again
2. Lots of traveling and travel all across America
3. Merch store
4. Extra health
5. More livestreams
6. Buy a Rawlex
7. Remodel the house
8. Go on cruises

He said in yesterday’s video he’ll end 2025 by spending Xmas at Disneyland. Apologizes for the lack of travel this year and promises more traveling next year.
#2026_year_of_the_UNPAUSE

Should anyone believe him?

 

[Disney_Fan]

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I love how he always assumes that his audience doesn't know what Call of Duty is. Even he understands that his "core" is mostly 70 to 90 year olds.

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It a multiplier game.

 

[Disney_Fan]

Oh! Could be...perhaps? CHOPPERS!

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Love the wonky eye!