Kyle Pallo 124 First class ass

[MichaelKaysHairyBack]

Don't forget, Nate was nice enough to share a Uber/ Lyft ride with Casey and him the last time they were in NYC for the premiere of the Treasure in his Suburban.

Let's also not forget that Nate took off 9 days because his dog had a pulled muscle and still managed to smoke Kyle in views.

 

[Chernabog]

The amount of posts these days in jaw dropping. It's hard to keep up reading on this thread. Seems like 15 or more pages per day sometimes.

The 1st thread lasted about 7 months and 1 week.

The 2nd through 6th threads lasted about 6 weeks each.

Thread 7 lasted 3 weeks.

Thread 9 was 2 weeks and that was the standard pace through thread 20.

21 lasted 8 days, 22 lasted 11 days.

Slightly more than a week to just less than two weeks was the pace until 36, 37 (the minion's thread), and 38 all lasted a week.

39 & 40 lasted 5 days each.

41 lasted a whole 3 days.

Then we went back to about a thread a week through 65, then back to the week+/-2weeks pace until 89.

About 89 was the weird ass hate cafe shit where some days our posts would be here, other days they'd be there, sometimes they were lost to the void. That really slowed us down to about a 2.5-3 week per thread pace through 98 in late January.

Then we picked up a little bit of speed before hitting THE Hate Cult vid (101) and have been at a 7-10 day pace since.

Today was a little extra health ordinary with the unexpected release of Hatt Cult 2: Electric Blue Pill Sorting Boogaloo.

 

[Adams & Brush]

Can you imagine the Epcot lady (aka Geo 82 cougar lady) following Kyle throughout entire night on the VIP tour?

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Spoiler: Her vantage point

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Why did he wear the red backpack and what was in it?

To think, Mr Top 3 Disney Influencer is 100% dependent on his girlfriend & random neighbors to get access to preview cruises, new Epcot bars & VIP park tours. Kyle, you’re absolutely useless, a Top 3 charity case, at very best

 

[QueenC17]

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That's the thumbnail he chose? No Christmas anything in it? Him just looking off in the distance? Yeah that's going to pack in the viewers.

 

[BlurryCat]

That would require him to actually edit a video instead of simply start/stopping his camera.

Bingo. He's so lazy that he'd rather pre-open the packages and tape them up again than to "waste time" recording himself opening a gag gift and have to edit it out when he imports the footage.

You can clearly see all of the packages have been pre-opened. Look how the label is already sliced with clear packing tape on top.

 

[Disneysensation]

What happened to the Club 33 shirt?

Never seen after he tried it that one time in front of Casey.

The shirt is kind of tight on him: like some tight netting over a piece of roasted ham:

 

[airbusA330]

Weirdest body shape ever, even his shadow shape is weird

He’s so fucking weird. Stubby legs, odd torso, pasty white half shaved chest and pit nips

 

[Heygrid]

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Because that does not directly benefit him, Joseph. That’s the type of nice gesture a kind, considerate person would make, but you’re dealing with a full blown man-baby narcissist. Still waiting on the name of the church that received his hurricane donation.

 

[spider kay]

Its pretty messed up Kyle takes casy on a brunch date at her workplace.

 

[Adams & Brush]

There's another short, snippy response from oar boy:

"this is not what I'm talking about"

Then please do tell us what you're talking about, squirt? You specifically alluded to your comments and threatened to shut them off. The only kind of comments that I've seen there were exactly what that person described. What a tool.

He’s so desperate to tell his stans about Tattle, his Reddit threads, etc but knows he can’t, so he’s forced to play coy about it. That’s quite a pickle you’re in, Mr $400Kportfolio

 

[Vyle Pallo]

Absolutely riveting content today. They eat brunch at the “Grand Flow” then go to MK and see one show, go on one ride, try on and buy some hats, Kyle cries about the walls around the Rivers of America, and then they get a slushy and leave. I really can’t believe people seriously watch this crap!!

 

[Adams & Brush]

Casey paid for it and bought it for herself and of course the Dwarf just starts chugging it for himself while she tries to tell the story. Also it doesn't look like the $460k per year Dwarf paid for a single thing in today's video. You can see Casey standing in line and reaching in her purse at every counter.
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Gotta say, I’m not impressed with Casey’s story about the hearing impaired CM. This is a grown ass man, not some child that she’s talking about. I’m sorry, but as someone whose uncle is hearing impaired & had an incredibly successful career in the field of mechanical engineering, the way she infantilizes him as she speaks about their interaction feels incredibly demeaning to me. “Aww, that deaf guy made the ‘I love you’ sign to me, isn’t that adorable?” Freaking puke…

 

[Disney_Fan]

Today's vlog is the gift that keeps on giving!

 

[Gootsy]

He really didn’t like that so many people told him that ditching your girlfriend for a one way first class ticket was wrong. Then he got smacked for saying that the private property sign was just a California thing. So instead of making a video saying that he understands he was wrong, he makes a video calling everyone who leaves comments that don’t kiss his ass as “crazies”.

Appreciate the title award, thanks all.

 

[Disneysensation]

This is how he responds to someone who commented on his error in today’s video (said 2016 instead of 2026):

Sue: Now that we helped you buy your house you’ll need to work harder.

Kyle: I try will best my .. oh my I will try my best. You happy? (My mom can be a b*tch).

 

[Hardly Here]

Wait a minute.

Ca Sey gets all cleaned up. Spends a lot of time on make up. Has her eyebrows looking better than ever. Puts on something to show off her less than ample décolletage. No matter how well it worked out, she spent time getting ready.

To go spend the day with this?

 

[Disney_Fan]

 

[CrudeVille]

Lmfao so Kyle’s big surprise was doing a HHN private rip tour that he didn’t even actually pay for? To top it of, he brags about being on said tour and feeling famous. Ok Kylie, let me break this down for you. No one cares who’s on a RIP tour, private or not. Most people go to HHN or Disney with their actual friends or family. And guess what… they’re too busy having fun with their peeps to wonder about VIP tours. It’s actually not the flex you think it is. It’s just sad and pathetic. Kyle will always be the person that compares himself to others bc he of his inferiority complex. We all know he didn’t spend $5k on this. Hell, I’m not even sure he spent even $1. But he would have gotten better views if he actually spent the $5k and travelled somewhere he’s not been. Like damn my guy, the world is vast. Travel it, even if you don’t want to go out of the states. Go to Nashville or Seattle, go camping, hell just go to Miami or Key west or St Augustine and see the sights. That would be a better investment than this crap you’re putting out.

 

[BlurryCat]

Shaun is coming for us

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"I do look forward to destroying all of them"

Oh no! Is Shaun going to tell us again that Kyle has special genetics where he can go weeks without showering and not stink?

 

[Vyle Pallo]

While we are on the subject of BlurryCat videos that I have watched an unhealthy amount of times, I pray to GOD that Kyle and Casey go back to Scream-A-Geddon this year. That was one of my absolute favorite Kyle vlogs of all time because I seriously almost pissed my pants from laughing so hard at a scared shitless Kyle in the haunted houses (Based Chad who???). I was so entertained that I actually almost gave that video a thumbs up . I was VERY DISAPPOINTED that they did not go last year. I wonder if he got kicked off that media list too … I mean how do you manage to get kicked off a media list of a local haunted house event?? They probably didn’t appreciate how he filmed the houses with the light on his cockcam and blinding all the scare actors lol!