Kids TV that you hate

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Everyone hates Bing! 😂 he isn't bothering too much yet. Molly & Mack does my head in though
Sorry! I saw the word "Bing" and I thought it was referring to Microsoft's naff web browser (I am a a geek for my sins).

I will shuffle off this thread in quiet embarrassment :)
 
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All of it. It's all rit and patronising. Thankfully my kids are complete hipsters like me and watch old cartoons like banana man and count ducula and vintage sesame Street 😆 we don't watch cbeebies
Actually we do like some of the programmes on cartoon network like Adventure Time and the Amazing World of Gumball.


Though they did have a peppa pig period. I have extra hate for that pig
 
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I can’t stand bleeping Bing and that bloody ineffectual little guy that panders to the little b.

It’s banned in my house 🤯😂
 
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Yes, all the aforementioned. I've 4 kids of primary school age, so Cbeebies has been a constant in our house for the last 9 years.

May I add a new one...Andy's Dino Toybox. Obviously a lockdown production, involving Andy putting voices to toy dinosaurs from what looks like his living room. So, so bad.
 
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The Amazing World of Gumball makes me snort with laughter and my little one has no idea what I’m laughing at. Programmes like that are the best.

My kid loves Bluey, which actually quite cute.
 
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The Amazing World of Gumball makes me snort with laughter and my little one has no idea what I’m laughing at. Programmes like that are the best.

My kid loves Bluey, which actually quite cute.
I love the slightly more adult jokes that goes above their heads
 
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All of it. It's all rit and patronising. Thankfully my kids are complete hipsters like me and watch old cartoons like banana man and count ducula and vintage sesame Street 😆 we don't watch cbeebies
Actually we do like some of the programmes on cartoon network like Adventure Time and the Amazing World of Gumball.


Though they did have a peppa pig period. I have extra hate for that pig
Peppa pig is an absolute a**ehole
 
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Andy what's his face off Cbeebies. He makes me cringe!!!!
Peppa flippin' pig!!!!
 
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Peppa has classic first born traits, innit? Look at ME, listen to ME, ME ME ME ME

(I’m a first born and my child is an only - she’s gonna be worse than Peppa 😂)
 
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Watching Moon and Me is like being on drugs. It’s mad.
I actually like Moon and Me, it’s so off it’s head it’s fascinating 😂

Paw Patrol for me, I’ve actually banned my youngest from watching it because I can’t cope with suffering with it the 2nd time.

Agree on Topsy and Tim. Wish Topsy and her mum would just duck off 😂
 
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