Kids TV that you hate

[Sparks]

I can't believe nobody has mentioned 'Caillou' or do they not show that in the UK. He is the absolute worst, such a whiney little tit.
Ryan's toy review because his mom's voice is the worst
Blippie, to me he looks like a weirdo.

 

[lemonlime]

Caillou can rot. I've been subjected to his demon face through friends' kids. Not even sure why it irritated me so much but cannot stand it at all.

I don't have kids but I miss the kids TV of the past decades haha. Charlie and Lola was adorable, and so was 3rd&Bird. Comparing what I see here and there nowadays, my prayers go out to all the parents who have to tolerate it lol.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I know this is well random but all Tumble haters please if you have a spare evening look up the ‘CBeebies telly totty’ thread on mumsnet - pages and pages of people perving over Tumble, it’s like a car crash, horrific but you can’t look away

My friend was telling me she read somewhere that a woman fancies Mr Tumble and imagines it is him when she's shagging her husband

 

[Blair-Waldorf]

Omg. So my little ones been up since early today and we’re on our 4th episode of bleeping bing. Just noticed on the credits the name of the guy who voices flop (HATE )

it’s David threlfall who plays frank gallagher on shameless

I don’t know why I find this so funny but it’s making it more bearable

I absolutely love hey duggee I think it’s brilliant I’ve got a weird crush in Alexander Armstrong tho so maybe that’s why

 

[NP]

Yes bleeping Bing. He’s a little tit who ruins everything without any consequence. Unfortunately my toddler loves watching it. I can’t stand Teletubbies and luckily my daughter hates it too. I reserve most of my hatred for Topsy & Tim though. It’s just absolute crap. Also, Maddie’s Do You Know? I’m sure she’s lovely but the insane grinning at everything irritates me. Same goes for Evie and her X Factor audition attempts every time they sing a song in the CBeebies House. Aaggh. Probably need to turn of CBeebies once in a while.

My eldest used to like Waybuloo. I couldn’t stand it. So glad that’s now in the CBeebies skip.

 

[Petulant_vlogger]

Cocomelon. I hate it so so much. My husband and I have been coming up with a backstory for the family. We think the mum wants to leave and hates the children. We think they're swingers and often stay out all night which is why yoyo looks after JJ so much.
Miss Appleberry seems nice tho

 

[letsmeltthatlard]

Topsy and Tim makes me bleeping sick. It's all too nicey nice...the episode when they moved house, they only moved round the corner but it was made out they were emigrating...bleeps

Peppa pig is a little bleep, the constant bullying of daddy pig...I look forward to the episode titled
"daddy pig loses his tit and sends peppa to the abattoir"

Carrie and davids popshop - an old one on cbeebies annoying bleeps.

waffle the wonder dog... my current most hated.
The line in the theme song about still loving him even tho he keeps them awake all night with his barking... duck off.

Ryans Mystery playdate... him, his mom and his need to duck off. horrible horrible bleeps.

 

[watermelon sugar]

The pantos that are on Cbeebies are killing me off. Make them stop!

That Andy guy does a lot. He's in bloody everything!

 

[Phoenix Lazarus]

The pantos that are on Cbeebies are killing me off. Make them stop!

When the audience shout 'they're behind you!' is the answer is 'by two metres?'

 

[WhatABore]

I don't mind Bing so much. His constant complaining is what gets me though. Along with the "It's a Bing thing" no it bleeping isn't
Peppa I hate for the constant bullying of Daddy pig. Every character on the show bullies Daddy pig!

My worst is Mr Tumble. All his shows are me me me where he plays as many characters as he possibly can!
Does make me laugh his facial expressions sometimes when the kids speak before he's asked or something on Something Special. You can just see he wants to tell them to duck off
And the annoying voices he puts on especially the woman he does in Mr Tumble

 

[derbyshiregirl]

Does anyone else put Tinypop on? It’s one of the only free ones I can access for my baby on our sky package and everyday they sing this special birthday song and show pictures of the kids who’s birthdays it is...my husband will come home at night and catch me singing that song, can’t get it out of my head!

 

[Noseyoldcow]

So glad I’m not the only one who could happily murder Ryan’s mum without a second thought

 

[Gilmoregirl18]

Yakka dee does my head in!

 

[Wishwash]

Bing! Ugh ugh ugh and I keep catching myself at work going "byesy bye" and I hate myself and want to garotte myself

Also numberblocks - why? And bitz and bobs.

I love the wiggles sorry but they're brilliant and my little one is a legend because of watching them he cracks out all these cute dances and people love him for it

 

[Maid22]

I have no idea of kids programmes now, but when I was growing up, the scariest one was the singing ringing tree

 

[Izzyt88]

Loving this thread

I hate anything American, I find it way more irritating than any of the CBeebies rit. This includes stuff on YouTube and Netflix - Cocomelon, Dinosaur Train, random kids playing with tat etc. Blippi especially is horrendous but my son is obsessed

Bing is a whiny little tit and Topsy and Tim makes me cringe. I have a soft spot for Hey Duggee, I actually find it quite entertaining also, why are all the CBeebies theme tunes annoyingly catchy? They’ve all been stuck in my head on the regular!

 

[Apple In My Pie]

The funny thing about Blippi is that he used to be the total opposite, quite a NSFW Keith Lemon type character!

 

[HHH_7]

For me it’s bloody Topsy & Tim!!

Pair of wet farts they are!

I am ALL about this thread I’m chuckling away to myself. Peppa is a little witch but I do laugh at the episode where she’s trying to whistle and she calls suzy sheep. Suzy whistles and peppa just puts the phone straight down bleep


I think the dad in molly and Mack is fit. Dunno how the duck he’s Mack’s dad tho. When I first saw it I thought they were a gay couple and molly was their kid

That really made me LOL for some reason. No doubt they are trying to pass off Mack as about 15 but with a grown ass man actor

 

[Web30]

The pantos that are on Cbeebies are killing me off. Make them stop!

That Andy guy does a lot. He's in bloody everything!

Aw i love the pantos! Although justins parts always make me cringe hes so over the top every time

Does anyone else put Tinypop on? It’s one of the only free ones I can access for my baby on our sky package and everyday they sing this special birthday song and show pictures of the kids who’s birthdays it is...my husband will come home at night and catch me singing that song, can’t get it out of my head!

Happy birthday, tiny pop pop pop birthday...

 

[HHH_7]

Let’s play irritates the tit out of me. The theme tune gives me a nervous tick. The 2 presenters are cringey AF too

Let’s play do do do dodododo. Nope