Katie Price #187 Skanky breaks Thai law with 25p pics of busted melons and asparagus tips

[LoolieVeeton]

I’ve been away so have speed read past couple of threads and it was the best speed read EVER ah what a few days to miss!!
Now tell me you see what I see when looking at her staged desperate sad ‘holiday’ pics

 

[ORebecca]

Recap :
The shit show got shittier, the shit was slung from a bullshitter, the shit hit the fan and we all ended up in the shit from mods, but the shit KP got away with her shit yet again.. it’s all a load of shit.. may the shit show commence

 

[SmillieKylie]

I had some time on my hands, found this story, it may or may not be true

 

[Helena-botham-farter]

Get over YASELF .... You hideous ` MANLY CLOWN ` .... No one gives a fuck if you marry for the 50th time ... those days are long gone .... Im so enjoying watching you decline further day by day, showing off your crabby old claws with that cheap Argos ring ( I also hope that RAW MEAT has given you the shits ) ... for those pissed off by the courts not punishing her .... take a good look at these photos, I trained in human behaviour/mental health .. this is not a happy ..... content person, its someone who has regressed to 13 - 14 ... ( long term alcohol and drugs can do this ... killed the few brains cells she had and this embarrassing attention seeking behaviour is due to that ... lets face it, she didnt have many to work with ... she will get worse as time moves on ) .... trust me ...... LIFE is punishing her already, she comes across as desperate in all these set up pap shots ... CRINGE .... dont despair on that score ` ohhh how the might have fallen `..... next few years, she`ll end up selling her manky old arse online as a prozzie for hire by the hour, for a few quid .... that is the ONLY future she has .... .... THIS IS HER PUNISHMENT ... keep showing off ... boasting .... laughing pwiccceeyyy, in the end WE WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH

Behold, the blushing bride

 

[kourtneykool]

The CADD are understandably NOT happy! Snippet from the DM article.

 

[DC16]

On Twitter:

Katie Price seems to appear in Court Number 1 more often than Novak Djokovic. Just like Novak she too always seems to leave the court victorious



I thought this speeding charge was signed off by someone high up in the Police? Still confused if there was no evidence, how did it get as far as court? somebody please make it make sense....

 

[DC16]

Apparently there is a story going up today....could be the reason...

 

[kourtneykool]

And the winner is... @maggie-moo !!

HUGE congratulations!!!!!!!

A few of the most liked pics from the previous thread:

Would anyone care to recap (and avoid mentioning the recent IG nobody happenings please!)?

Previous thread:

Katie Price #186

Comment on Twatter.... made me laugh anyway...! Stop Voting Tory @happymonkey1874 BBC News: UK faces major sperm shortage! Have they not considered wringing out Katie Price like a dishcloth?

tattle.life

 

[WillowTree21]

Well we can rule out something has happened to AFP or any of the family, as Edna is having a day-out at Wimbledon, all smiles, champagne and strawberries on her IG. So it’s nothing that‘s traumatised Edna. Could it be to do with a horrific story about Sink-Boy that’s gonna break, they hate him, Edna would deffo be celebrating if it’s him that’s in the deep shit.

Could be she's been charged about lying about Kieran & the young girl.
Maybe arrested in Thailand, her, him or both for pornographic material being filmed.
Other offences that we don't already know about!
She's split up with 'The One' ! He's dumped her!!!
She's had more surgery & her tits are where her ears should be & her mouth is now her fanny - Woo Hoo ing!
With this creature, it could be any number of criminal offences or behaviours. OR just more 'smoke & mirrors'.

EDIT: Or she's gone the full transitional course & DOES have a dick to suck!

 

[maggie-moo]

And the winner is... @maggie-moo !!

HUGE congratulations!!!!!!!

A few of the most liked pics from the previous thread:

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Would anyone care to recap (and avoid mentioning the recent IG nobody happenings please!)?

Previous thread:

Katie Price #186

Comment on Twatter.... made me laugh anyway...! Stop Voting Tory @happymonkey1874 BBC News: UK faces major sperm shortage! Have they not considered wringing out Katie Price like a dishcloth?

tattle.life

I GOT A THREAD TITLE!!!!!!
I'll keep this brief, I just want to say a big thank you to
My Husband
My Son
My Daughter
My step children
The Bin Man
My Boss
The Office Cleaner
My local Butchers
My Hairdresser
My Dogs
Our Parrot
And to all you beautiful Krusties who answers my call for votes (ok, so I bloody begged)
One last thing, on behalf of AFP I apolgise for her having brought a weapons grade Cunt into this beautiful world.

Carry on Krusties

 

[NoodleNips]

Meanwhile - the Andre children are looking fabulous with PA and EA.

 

[Pom Bear]

Here's cartoon Katie getting excited over the Grange Hill Sausage x.

The flying sausage on a fork in the opening titles always made me laugh back then lol x

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread xx and Well done @maggie-moo on title xx

I'm on page 41...I was disappointed on the court case again.
On a lighter note I saw on the last thread Cole on what looks like struggling with his lamb shank.

"What your looking at on your phone?" I asked him once he stopped trying.

"Something that should help me finish my lamb shank" he said.

" Let's have a look" I said.

"It worked last time" he replied

x

 

[WillowTree21]

On Twitter:

Katie Price seems to appear in Court Number 1 more often than Novak Djokovic. Just like Novak she too always seems to leave the court victorious



I thought this speeding charge was signed off by someone high up in the Police? Still confused if there was no evidence, how did it get as far as court? somebody please make it make sense....

What sort of example are courts/police setting? If a judge can say ‘she has one of the worse driving records’ they have seen, you would think they would want to ‘nail’ her. They clearly had evidence to at least get her to court, yet dismissed the cases! Something is fishy, surely ? I am at a loss to understand. She will be laughing & sticking her middle finger up at all convictions or illegal doings. I sadly believe she will get away with the bankruptcy too. Still nothing being mentioned about her terrible allegations towards Kieran. What’s going to happen about the recent comments made to Bunny about Michelle ? Nothing I suspect. I’ve lost complete hope that she will ever be convicted of anything. I’m sure tax evasion and fraud play into the bankruptcy too, but she seems invincible of any legal convictions.

 

[Pom Bear]

Katie had to have some alterations made to her wedding dress x.

 

[Pom Bear]

Looooooool x

 

[kourtneykool]

This pic sums up ol’ SB doesnt it… This was from the PREVIOUS Thailand trip at end of Feb, and there’s the sink!

 

[DC16]

Embarrassing

Bedraggled Katie Price teases Thailand wedding as she tries on garish gowns

Katie Price and Carl Woods look like they could finally be tying the knot in the very near future - possibly in Thailand - as the former glamour model tries on a range of garish and eye-catching bridal gowns in the Southeast Asian country

www.mirror.co.uk

Bedraggled hilarious.

 

[DC16]

Story is most likely to be tomorrow now…..sorry to be the bearer of bad news…

 

[DC16]

I’m guessing it must be a headline worthy story otherwise there wouldn’t be so much concern as to when it get’s published

Well to suddenly come off social media and cancel work this weekend, must be something pretty bad. She will just stay hiding in Thailand no doubt.