QueenBarb
Chatty Member
THIS MORNING:
THM: *sat at marble island applying make up with crusty brushes* HOPE YOUVE FUCKEN GOT AN APPOINTMENT TO REGISTER OHD DADDY DELO MMMKAAY
DELO: GERL THE MINUTE YOU STARTED DRINKING FUCKEN RED WINE WHILST PREGNANT I MADE A MENTAL NOTE TO MAKE SURE I GET ON THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS FUCKIN FAST AS I COULD *packs his drill and extra drill bits in his Daddy baby bag*
THM: MMKAY WELL I WANNA GET HER MADE OFFICIAL MMKAY, DEN I WANNA STOMP UP AND DOWN CHURCH ST, MMKAY, GO INTO PRIMARK AND THEN I WANNA STOMP UP TO L1, MAYBE LORD ST, JUS SO I CAN BE SEEN BY AS MANY AS I CAN MMKAY.
DELO: DONT WRAP OHD UP IN 10 LAYERS TODAY GERL THERES NO NEED. YOUR SWEATING YA HEAVY TYRE TATS OFF, MY BALL BAG IS LITERALLY SWIMMING IN MY TINY UNDERCRACKERS, LET HER BE NICE & COOL TODAY
THM: WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO POST ON INSTA? CANT POST HER IN JUST A NAPPY OR JUST A VEST MMKAY?? IF WE ARE SEEN WHATS SOMEONE GONNA FINK IF SHE AINT WEARING A HUGE BOW MMKAY???? FUCKIN HELL MATT, A COOL BABY DOESNT PAY THE BILLS MMKAY
*they go to get OHD registered, THM climbs the steps groaning up each step, she pushes the door open and lets out a large fart that echo’s and sets off the electric pram whizzing into reception on its own*
REGISTRATION LADY: IS IT BABY OLIVE?? COME THIS WAY.. *she shakes hands with OHD and opens the door so the pram can make its way in*
THM: ITS US ASWEL HUN, KATE AND MATT MMKAY???
REGISTRATION LADY: OH, HI. THOUGHT THIS BABY HAD COME ON ITS OWN. COME IN TAKE A SEAT
*registration goes well although THM needed quite a lot of help filling the forms out*
LUNCH TIME:
THM: *stomping past St Johns Market* RIGHT, CHURCH STREET FIRST DELO. PRIMARK WILL BE A GOOD PLACE TO BE SPOTTED MMMKAY. MATT IVE CHECKED HER TEMP 50 TIMES NOW.
DELO: *carrying 4 pieces of panelling under his arm follows her into Primark* NEED TO AND GET SOME SCRAN AFTER THIS GERL.
THM: WE WILL GO TO SAN CARLO MMMKAY. SOMEONE WILL DEFFO ASK ME ABAR THE BABY THERE, DYIN FOR A FUCKEN WINE. SO, YEAH!
*walking round Primark pretending she’s too posh to buy from there, she makes sure she walks round every single floor at the slowest speed possible*
STRANGER: OMG KATE GERL CONGRATS HUN HOW ARE YA CANT BELIEVE YA OUT AND ABOUT YOU ARE SUCH AN ICON OHD’s HEADBAND IS FUCKIN MASSIVE BUT PROPER CUTE LIKE
THM: SOZ BUT MY CHILD ILL DECIDE WHAT I POP ON HER MMKAY?!?!? *picks up her pace pushing the pram away looking over her shoulder, farts as she turns the corner
DELO: KATE HONESTLY GERL IM DYING HERE, BROUGHT ALL ME STUFF INCASE I CAN DO SOME PANELLING CAN WE GO GERL.
THM: FUCK SAKE MOODY AS FUCK YOU MMKAY. COME ON THEN LETS GO MMKAY.
THM: *sat at marble island applying make up with crusty brushes* HOPE YOUVE FUCKEN GOT AN APPOINTMENT TO REGISTER OHD DADDY DELO MMMKAAY
DELO: GERL THE MINUTE YOU STARTED DRINKING FUCKEN RED WINE WHILST PREGNANT I MADE A MENTAL NOTE TO MAKE SURE I GET ON THAT BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS FUCKIN FAST AS I COULD *packs his drill and extra drill bits in his Daddy baby bag*
THM: MMKAY WELL I WANNA GET HER MADE OFFICIAL MMKAY, DEN I WANNA STOMP UP AND DOWN CHURCH ST, MMKAY, GO INTO PRIMARK AND THEN I WANNA STOMP UP TO L1, MAYBE LORD ST, JUS SO I CAN BE SEEN BY AS MANY AS I CAN MMKAY.
DELO: DONT WRAP OHD UP IN 10 LAYERS TODAY GERL THERES NO NEED. YOUR SWEATING YA HEAVY TYRE TATS OFF, MY BALL BAG IS LITERALLY SWIMMING IN MY TINY UNDERCRACKERS, LET HER BE NICE & COOL TODAY
THM: WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I MEANT TO POST ON INSTA? CANT POST HER IN JUST A NAPPY OR JUST A VEST MMKAY?? IF WE ARE SEEN WHATS SOMEONE GONNA FINK IF SHE AINT WEARING A HUGE BOW MMKAY???? FUCKIN HELL MATT, A COOL BABY DOESNT PAY THE BILLS MMKAY
*they go to get OHD registered, THM climbs the steps groaning up each step, she pushes the door open and lets out a large fart that echo’s and sets off the electric pram whizzing into reception on its own*
REGISTRATION LADY: IS IT BABY OLIVE?? COME THIS WAY.. *she shakes hands with OHD and opens the door so the pram can make its way in*
THM: ITS US ASWEL HUN, KATE AND MATT MMKAY???
REGISTRATION LADY: OH, HI. THOUGHT THIS BABY HAD COME ON ITS OWN. COME IN TAKE A SEAT
*registration goes well although THM needed quite a lot of help filling the forms out*
LUNCH TIME:
THM: *stomping past St Johns Market* RIGHT, CHURCH STREET FIRST DELO. PRIMARK WILL BE A GOOD PLACE TO BE SPOTTED MMMKAY. MATT IVE CHECKED HER TEMP 50 TIMES NOW.
DELO: *carrying 4 pieces of panelling under his arm follows her into Primark* NEED TO AND GET SOME SCRAN AFTER THIS GERL.
THM: WE WILL GO TO SAN CARLO MMMKAY. SOMEONE WILL DEFFO ASK ME ABAR THE BABY THERE, DYIN FOR A FUCKEN WINE. SO, YEAH!
*walking round Primark pretending she’s too posh to buy from there, she makes sure she walks round every single floor at the slowest speed possible*
STRANGER: OMG KATE GERL CONGRATS HUN HOW ARE YA CANT BELIEVE YA OUT AND ABOUT YOU ARE SUCH AN ICON OHD’s HEADBAND IS FUCKIN MASSIVE BUT PROPER CUTE LIKE
THM: SOZ BUT MY CHILD ILL DECIDE WHAT I POP ON HER MMKAY?!?!? *picks up her pace pushing the pram away looking over her shoulder, farts as she turns the corner
DELO: KATE HONESTLY GERL IM DYING HERE, BROUGHT ALL ME STUFF INCASE I CAN DO SOME PANELLING CAN WE GO GERL.
THM: FUCK SAKE MOODY AS FUCK YOU MMKAY. COME ON THEN LETS GO MMKAY.
rolllll on a baby free night for a gin ha
. There is never a single thank you or an ounce of appreciation for these expensive devices and gifted items. What about a thank you to all the staff at APH who ensured little Olive was delivered safely, in the middle of a pandemic despite KHM flouting all the rules and putting the baby and all the staff at risk. 
