QueenBarb
Chatty Member
MEANWHILE ABROAD:
*beep beep beep*
CHEZ: ELLO, TROLLHUNTER78 WHAT IS YOUR IP ADDRESS PLEASE?
THM: IYA CHEZ ONLY ME HUN, IM DODGING THIS DENA THING LIKE I DODGE THE OWNER OF SAVERS HESWALL MMKAY, HONESTLY I CANT STOP FARTING IM THAT ANNOYED!! MMKAY. IVE SEEN YA NEW INSTA YOU MADE FOR ME HUN, TRY AND FIND OUT WHO IT IZ AND ILL GO KNOCK ON THEIR HOUSE TONIGHT. IM OBSESSED ITS MY FAVE, MMKAY
*THM is stood in the new garage conversion scratching her tyre tits wondering where the fuck she’s gonna put her bespoke 3 peace sweet*
CHEZ: HIIIYA MY DUMB BLONDE BESTIE ICONIC BOSS BABE, ILL KEEP MY EYE ON IT IF YA GO INTO LABOUR. WEATHER IS AMAYZIN AND ITS SO PEACEFUL, NOTHING LIKE BEING NEXT TO A BUSY MOTORWAY. IVE BROUGHT ME HOOVER ABROAD ONE SEC HANG ON KATE..
*starts building her cordless shark on her hands and knees, makes BAYLAY film her as she starts making hoover lines in the Hotel reception wearing a blag fendi bikini*
CHEZ: VROOOOM IM BACK BABE JUST GETTING STARTED ON THE HOOVER LINES YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP VROOOOOM VROOOM, HONESTLY KATE THAT CAKE COURSE VROOOOM IZ GUNNA BE AMAYZIN. YOUR GAS SOUNDS MINGING, YOUVE VROOOOOOM ALWAYS HAVE BAD FARTS DOW. IM PROPA SWERVING DENA ME KATE VROOOOOM.
THM: HONESTLY CANT BELIEVE YA 40. THAT OVERPRICED ANTI BAC YOU SELL THAT I BADLY TRIED TO PROMOTE IS FLYING OFF THE SHELF RECENTLY HUN, WE USED A BOKKLE TO GET RID OF THE TIDE MARKS IN THE BATH AND IT TOOK THE SKIN OFF DADDY DIY’s PALMS! TOLD ME 153K FOLLOWERS ITS AMAYZIN. MY FARTS HAVE GONE CRAZY SINCE I STARTED INDULGING IN 20 COURSE MEALS MMKAY. IVE GOT 1000 DM’s ABAR IT.
*Thm now floats over to the new walk in, thinks it’s a great idea to screw all of her clothes she’s left on the floor like a scruffy twat up into balls and hide them away on cupboards, just to give that extra creased look at her next get together of 30 people and over*
CHEZ: WHAT HAVE YA RANG ME FOR KATE BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEEM TO HAVE A POINT TO THE CONVO GERL? VROOOOOOM. RIGHT IVE FINISHED HOOVER LINING NOW.. OH KATE FUMING I STILL CANT GET THIS 70S SHIT BLO FROM BLO KING TO DIE DOWN IVE WASHED IT 50 TIMES. JUST ABOUT TO TRY AND SQUEEZE INTO BAYLAY’s HOT PANTS IM TAKING HER OUT SHOW HER HOW THE BIG GERLLZZ PARTY.
THM: ENJOY YA NIGHT BABE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AUNTIE CHEZZA BUH DONT BE TOO BROWN OR ILL HAVE TO PUT 1000 LAYERS OF BPERFECT SHIT STRAWBERRY MOUSE ON. OH HUN MY HAIR EXTENSIONS ARE LIKE CANDYFLOSS HAIRCHOICE ARE TERRIBLE LIKE IVE SAID BEFORE. BUT ITS ALL GIFTED SO CARNT COMPLAIN MMKAY.
*THM Farts that loud it makes Max jump out of his skin and Chez can hear him make off like Scooby Do in the background*
CHEZ: TOTALLY HUN. YEAH IM 40, IF YA GOT IT FLAUNT IT. I SAID TO BAYLAY YOU GOT IT FROM YO MOMMA!
*Chez puts the phone down, picks her thong out from her arsecrack and sinks another vodka and coke*
*beep beep beep*
CHEZ: ELLO, TROLLHUNTER78 WHAT IS YOUR IP ADDRESS PLEASE?
THM: IYA CHEZ ONLY ME HUN, IM DODGING THIS DENA THING LIKE I DODGE THE OWNER OF SAVERS HESWALL MMKAY, HONESTLY I CANT STOP FARTING IM THAT ANNOYED!! MMKAY. IVE SEEN YA NEW INSTA YOU MADE FOR ME HUN, TRY AND FIND OUT WHO IT IZ AND ILL GO KNOCK ON THEIR HOUSE TONIGHT. IM OBSESSED ITS MY FAVE, MMKAY
*THM is stood in the new garage conversion scratching her tyre tits wondering where the fuck she’s gonna put her bespoke 3 peace sweet*
CHEZ: HIIIYA MY DUMB BLONDE BESTIE ICONIC BOSS BABE, ILL KEEP MY EYE ON IT IF YA GO INTO LABOUR. WEATHER IS AMAYZIN AND ITS SO PEACEFUL, NOTHING LIKE BEING NEXT TO A BUSY MOTORWAY. IVE BROUGHT ME HOOVER ABROAD ONE SEC HANG ON KATE..
*starts building her cordless shark on her hands and knees, makes BAYLAY film her as she starts making hoover lines in the Hotel reception wearing a blag fendi bikini*
CHEZ: VROOOOM IM BACK BABE JUST GETTING STARTED ON THE HOOVER LINES YOULL HAVE TO SPEAK UP VROOOOOM VROOOM, HONESTLY KATE THAT CAKE COURSE VROOOOM IZ GUNNA BE AMAYZIN. YOUR GAS SOUNDS MINGING, YOUVE VROOOOOOM ALWAYS HAVE BAD FARTS DOW. IM PROPA SWERVING DENA ME KATE VROOOOOM.
THM: HONESTLY CANT BELIEVE YA 40. THAT OVERPRICED ANTI BAC YOU SELL THAT I BADLY TRIED TO PROMOTE IS FLYING OFF THE SHELF RECENTLY HUN, WE USED A BOKKLE TO GET RID OF THE TIDE MARKS IN THE BATH AND IT TOOK THE SKIN OFF DADDY DIY’s PALMS! TOLD ME 153K FOLLOWERS ITS AMAYZIN. MY FARTS HAVE GONE CRAZY SINCE I STARTED INDULGING IN 20 COURSE MEALS MMKAY. IVE GOT 1000 DM’s ABAR IT.
*Thm now floats over to the new walk in, thinks it’s a great idea to screw all of her clothes she’s left on the floor like a scruffy twat up into balls and hide them away on cupboards, just to give that extra creased look at her next get together of 30 people and over*
CHEZ: WHAT HAVE YA RANG ME FOR KATE BECAUSE YOU NEVER SEEM TO HAVE A POINT TO THE CONVO GERL? VROOOOOOM. RIGHT IVE FINISHED HOOVER LINING NOW.. OH KATE FUMING I STILL CANT GET THIS 70S SHIT BLO FROM BLO KING TO DIE DOWN IVE WASHED IT 50 TIMES. JUST ABOUT TO TRY AND SQUEEZE INTO BAYLAY’s HOT PANTS IM TAKING HER OUT SHOW HER HOW THE BIG GERLLZZ PARTY.
THM: ENJOY YA NIGHT BABE CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AUNTIE CHEZZA BUH DONT BE TOO BROWN OR ILL HAVE TO PUT 1000 LAYERS OF BPERFECT SHIT STRAWBERRY MOUSE ON. OH HUN MY HAIR EXTENSIONS ARE LIKE CANDYFLOSS HAIRCHOICE ARE TERRIBLE LIKE IVE SAID BEFORE. BUT ITS ALL GIFTED SO CARNT COMPLAIN MMKAY.
*THM Farts that loud it makes Max jump out of his skin and Chez can hear him make off like Scooby Do in the background*
CHEZ: TOTALLY HUN. YEAH IM 40, IF YA GOT IT FLAUNT IT. I SAID TO BAYLAY YOU GOT IT FROM YO MOMMA!
*Chez puts the phone down, picks her thong out from her arsecrack and sinks another vodka and coke*
how embarrassing. If Kate and Chez are anything to go by they’ll charge £120 for standing like a twat supporting the cake and then charge extra for you to take it home with you.
Candle in the hozzy bag