Is it wrong that I’ve got the horn for him today? There’s just something about a dodgy scouser that no doubt smells like creed that I can’t resist. I would fucking ruin that lad if given the chanceHes looks in a world of pain Hang on in there Matt, its nearly bed time. You can make it
Little lurker, this thread gets me through hard night shiftsJust waiting for the placenta plus #ad
“guyyyyyz not going to lie, I didn’t know what a placenta was until a few weeks ago”
No way! Maybe the £500 high chair is for him then?Do you realise hes 5ft1?
But can u see THM cleaning the machine? She can’t even clean her make up brushesOff subject but i has no problems With the prep machine, I cleaned it once a week and changed the filter regularly
howling at that olive delamere account I reckon she’s getting induced early next week coz she’s got gestational diabetes after drinking truffle oil and being a salad dodger for the last 9 months. If she’s not due till 6th August then she’s 38 weeks now, why would you get your nails done and declare them as your ‘BaBy girL naiLs’ when potentially you’re gonna be waiting Another 3/4 weeks?!! Dunno about anyone else but I need an infill or new set by week 3
She’s a fucking toolI cant stop laughing at that photo from Asda. Love how its been staged like people have literally dashed there and ransacked the shelves knocking all the stock over. Who does she think she is?
Pic of dirty Delo carrying olive out in the car seat with the caption “our story begins” or something to that effect- Cannula pic on story