Katherine Ormerod

[scarlettgal99]

Are we really meant to believe that two boys under 10 desperately wanted to see diamonds and emeralds over Shrek’s Adventure, The Lion King and M&M World.. can guarantee the “bucket list of things” was curated by KO and the choice was between Tower of London, a Vogue museum or Selfridges sale. I’m so over influencers bending the truth to get free stuff.

 

[skyehigh]

Her boys aren't like other boys... she's not like other girls

 

[PRgift]

She must be so annoyed all the instahuns are microdosing mounjaro

But do they fit into Zara kids clothes though?

 

[p0000]

Her dune and ruggable edits where there’s NO WAY in hell she uses them irl drive me mental

 

[p0000]

I really want to be happy for her news that they’re buying their house, but I just cannot get past her voice?!!? I know she’s “addressed” it once in a substack but I just can’t get over how strange and affected it sounds

 

[snarksnark]

I really want to be happy for her news that they’re buying their house, but I just cannot get past her voice?!!? I know she’s “addressed” it once in a substack but I just can’t get over how strange and affected it sounds

I thought the same - I don't think I've ever heard her actually speak before? I haven't looked at her stories regularly for a while though.

Good for Haden though, and good for Katherine for confirming that it's his business success that has meant they've been able to do it.

 

[skyehigh]

She sounds like Stella Creasy or an MP of some description at the very least. She loves to pretend she's not posh though

 

[Thatsnotmyname123]

Don’t think I have heard here voice before either! Reminds me of a teacher of a private / posh school in tv show or film aimed at kids - this is very specific so it must be something I’ve seen but no idea what.

 

[jenmarks]

She's got some kind of speech impediment but I'm not sure what.

 

[jenmarks]

The frames aren't even straight?!

 

[PRgift]

Is hanging pictures at a jaunty angle a tip from her interiors book?

 

[jenmarks]

Maybe that's what she's on this course for - to learn how to use a spirit level?!

 

[Missloaf]

“It’s a full-time course, three days a week”…

BRB just off to inform my husband that actually I now apparently work full time!

 

[Inthebrow]

I find these Type A types so OTT and performative. She's doing this builders course while still being an influencer (in order to keep her freebie aesthetician appts and stay on the fashion dinner invite lists) and killing herself to get the Substack out every week. And then I think she's also ghost writing on the side? And being a mum. And then she wonders why she's feeling sub-par when she reveals she's eating vending machine lunches. Why do people do this to themselves then play the victim? Is it all for CoNtEnT?

 

[PRgift]

On the upside she doesn't have time for boring activities like playing with her kids.

 

[PRgift]

She's so not like other girls

 

[Inthebrow]

"Top fashion editor" is a bit of a stretch...?!

 

[skyehigh]

Here's why... is the answer 'for content'?

 

[jenmarks]

I hope she's better at brick laying than she is at interior design...

 

[Blabber-di-blub]

Is that amount of filth normal? Just referring to her newest post about daily life as a mom etc.