Kate King #3 Copy Kate

[Officedoor123]

She really doesn’t like Shape of You does she

I don't blame her tbf, I listened to the first 20 seconds once and it didn't have a key change or a hook.

 

[sleepflowers]

Title goes to @Delia Smith!

And where to start here...R Kate returned to us on Easter Sunday 2026, and it has been a wild ride since then.

We've had The Redemption of Val, the Kings doxxing themselves and Kate getting upset because she wants to be an influencer but doesn't want anyone to be influenced by her. What else could the year bring us?

 

[howsenselessdeath]

To be a dickhead rn, Mick isn’t exactly a “safe man” with that age gap man was like 24 asking out a teenager, 16 I think? Yeah it was more tolerated back then and they have a presumably great relationship now, but still….

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The laugh she does after every sentence is starting to grate. One thing I don’t understand she finds it perfectly ok for the LGBTQ+ community to dress up as her and make videos pretending to be her and she enjoys them. Yet a couple of weeks ago was having a meltdown about people buying the same jam as her.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I think she mentioned that she volunteers (?) as a secretary for the bowls club. She didn't really expand on what that involves beyond buying birthday and get well soon cards

Do you reckon if someone phones up enquiring to join the bowls club, and their birth year begins with 20 she slams the phone down on them?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Ed Sheeran songs - she’s about to show is her age isn’t she?

Galway Girl being too rap for her has sent me over the edge .

 

[Closedeyes]

She was banned from his funeral

 

[Gabby24601]

I find the whole ‘photo results’ things so fascinating and utterly bizarre. She’s just made up her own rules, and rigidly sticks to a schedule of uploads based around some photo app? And what even are judges merits!? Also the photo she’s uploaded today of the couples wedding.. not sure how I’d feel about someone using a photo of me on my wedding day in a random potentially dodgy app where strangers vote on others pictures!? She’s truly such a character

 

[Inghamtat]

I actually can't deal with her doing top 10s of 30 seconds of songs she's clearly never heard before And acting like she's never left alone, her parents must be very overbearing. I thought mine were bad!

I mean would you leave her alone for longer than 20 minutes? I’d be worried she’d burn down the house. Definitely can’t use any household items like the kettle, microwave, hoover, oven, washing machine, dishwasher. Doesn’t seem like she’d be willing to learn either. Very lazy! She thinks a hard day is going to do the food shop , having a Costa Coffee and chit chatting with one of her pensioner pals!

She couldn’t even print out a Word document at her old “job”. It’s a wonder she can even upload a video to be honest. She’s only just learned how to merge two clips together without having to keep the camera rolling whilst Val and herself shuffle around the kitchen like a pair of twonks!

 

[Inghamtat]

Have we ever established why she actually left and the real reason for coming back? I know she talked about wanting to come back a lot earlier than she did, everyone made jokes saying Evil Val had banned her from the internet but then she went onto say Mum encouraged her to get back making videos etc.

Do we reckon the reason she’s back is so she can try make a living for herself, as it’s quite evident she’ll never be employed (given the bowls office incident a few years ago)

When she returned, didn’t she mention that she would upload videos as and when she has the time? Now she seems obsessed with having a strict uploading schedule… making Val film content because Kate is so busy living the life of a pensioner.

Think the “fame” may have gone to her head to be honest. The latest video she made which talks about fans “copying” her just seems so arrogant. I know she isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed but I truly feel like she thinks she’s a big influencer now who everyone takes inspiration from and wants to be just like.

I find her very rude and belittling most of the time.

 

[Big Fat Sue]

She's totally clueless about literally every subject she talks about

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

The absolute disgust she shows towards any song that alludes to sex . Ed’s in for a proper slagging here.

 

[zebraflow2]

I doubt she even has her own debit card

I’ve always thought this when it comes to her finances. She strikes me as the type to still ask her parents for a ‘treat’ if she’s good. It puzzles me how Mick & Val haven’t prepared her for adult life. Yes, her disability can be debilitating at times, but it shouldn’t prevent her from being independent. Has she ever confirmed she receives disability benefits? Her parents strike me as ultra-conservative and definitely not the type of family to receive ‘handouts’. Strange.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I wonder how Muggins here feels about the Bowls Club being used as her own personal PO Box?

 

[tafseel]

Who is dm-ing her about safety tips

 

[Merpedy]

Perhaps a bit unpopular but I see how stuff that is out of her normal schedule would be overwhelming for her

I work full time and having an appointment or something unexpected come up does feel a little bit like a “mad day”. A schedule is comforting to have!

Her bowls schedule does sound a bit random so I can imagine it constantly messes with her routine even if she is willingly signing up to these things. I also think there’s a level of her constantly trying to relate to the more average person - like when she mentioned a school run and the weather once even though she is not a parent and most likely doesn’t actually do any school runs

obviously when you work full time and may handle childcare as well it is a little bit off putting to hear someone who is just doing hobbies say that their day is hectic

 

[Dotty_Dolly]

Does make me laugh when she says she hopes to make social media her job but she has done nothing to monetise it. Does she just expect it to magically happen?

I don’t think people would be all that upset if she acted a little bit cash grabby

I can’t remember which video but it was in the last couple of weeks she was saying how she wanted social media to become her job and said something like ‘if it happens it happens’.

it won’t just happen Kate! You need to make it happen!

 

[Missasv_x]

Did anyone watch her video today?

She lives in a different reality. I no longer find her quirky or endearing, just irritating.

 

[JackRusselTerrier]

Speaking of her parroting the views of Val regarding safety. If this is the case, how ridiculous as a couple of weeks ago Val breached loads of common sense safety precautions by filming the outside of their home and route she was walking, making it easily identifiable if someone wished to find them.

 

[Funsizes]

Plus people would just ask her to say embarrassing shit on cameo so it would all go wrong very fast.

Which is why she needs a well meaning assistant, someone who can tell who's taking the piss. Well everyone's taking the piss to be fair. But there's a line that Kate's not able to notice