ORTUMINAL SLOP HAWL
Because everything she bought last year has been landfilled.
Wot I brought for Ortum by Julie aged 56:
•Velvut chocolit cushions
•Hooge leopard print throw
•Pumkins what have leopard on them and orange knit one and bag of velvut minis
•More fabric pumpkins
•doormat what says Cosy
•pumpkin candle what has 3 wicks
•Hooge glass candle what smells
•Candle what is salted vanilla
•Ortum reed diffuser what is cinnamon
•glass mug what is covered in pumpkins
•Two packs of pumpkin tea towels
•Lots of follyidge, a plastic wreath, plastic flowers, plastic Ortuminal leaves
•Halloween smutty chick lit book
•Starbucks cup with pumpkins
•Body washes what are sticky toffee pudding and sugared pumpkin spice
"We're women we're females we love this kind of thing" - what the hell are you talking about woman.
Because everything she bought last year has been landfilled.
Wot I brought for Ortum by Julie aged 56:
•Velvut chocolit cushions
•Hooge leopard print throw
•Pumkins what have leopard on them and orange knit one and bag of velvut minis
•More fabric pumpkins
•doormat what says Cosy
•pumpkin candle what has 3 wicks
•Hooge glass candle what smells
•Candle what is salted vanilla
•Ortum reed diffuser what is cinnamon
•glass mug what is covered in pumpkins
•Two packs of pumpkin tea towels
•Lots of follyidge, a plastic wreath, plastic flowers, plastic Ortuminal leaves
•Halloween smutty chick lit book
•Starbucks cup with pumpkins
•Body washes what are sticky toffee pudding and sugared pumpkin spice
"We're women we're females we love this kind of thing" - what the hell are you talking about woman.