Jules Coffey

[Beakmouth]

OF COURSE YOU DON’T!

Edited to add: I’ve just seen this has been uploaded twice already! haha

 

[Bellowingcow]

nah, she just couldn’t be effed with the hassle of any food for Cedar whilst they were away, organic or otherwise.

 

[chompersmurkypool]

From the bits I saw it looked like the most boring holiday ever, now back home to whinge about petty stuff

 

[Bellowingcow]

Jules last night: so I’m not going to be around as much, I’m going to more present.

Jules this morning: posts fifteen stories.

And off on holidays again.

I was coming here to say exactly this. So strange.

 

[simoneanderscam]

I know Jules is giving her kids terrible food habits but man that other family they’re away with are on the opposite end of the spectrum. Two more kids who will have terrible food issues all their lives

 

[vanilla latte please]

Just what every kid wants after swimming a small serving of pasta with a side of kale chips

She also said she would be making hadleys favourite tonight (potato bake) I wonder how tiny that serving will be

 

[BitlateforMLM]

Definitely already exists. I wonder how ‘woo woo’ it will be

 

[bradsbigjeep]

I don't understand the germophobe rant about the play centre. Isn't she a doula? going into hospitals where she would be exposed to more diseases and gross things than a play centre? (I've seen how the cleaners 'clean' ) How does poor relatable Jules cope in the hospital? or does she only doula home births now?

I sympathise with her on that, I suffer from contamination OCD and its debilitating at times, the few times I took my children to a play centre I couldn't leave the house for days after.
There are different triggers for all, and I know that a hospital is one for me, however I can rationalise with myself that im probably 'safer' in a maternity ward because its unlikely sick people go to the maternity ward.

Its a pretty awful mental health issue that really most people joke about 'germaphobes' when in fact it means people cannot function normally because of fear of the 'germs'

 

[DoomScroller]

At this rate each of our most disliked influencers will have a thread of their own!

Jules is one of my most disliked (and the Kearnts) another snorefest influencer living a privileged lifestyle.

The way she constantly shames her daughter is horrible. The kid will grow up resenting her mother.

 

[jumble]

HFM usually is pretty mild in most kids, what was she expecting? Also, listening to Emmi speak in that video yesterday, she couldn’t pronounce the ‘t’ in trying, we don’t hear them speak much, but there have been a few times I’ve noticed mispronounced words… why do people not get their kids speech therapy? Maybe I’m wrong and she was just talking funny, I would be surprised if she wasn’t on top of it.

 

[jumble]

What I don’t understand is why on earth they flew to London via San Francisco. That would have made the journey so unbelievably looooong. Why not do it through Asia or the Middle East. This really makes no sense to me at all. Like, I’ve flown a few times to the UK, and not once have I ever thought of booking my trip through the US. Were the flights super cheap? Did they only have points with United or Lufthansa? Which are also a bit random to fly with, but whatever… anyway, it has bugged me from the start when I thought they were going that way, but I thought surely not with three young kids. But here we are. Sometimes I think she does things the hard way just to create anxiety.

 

[GeorgieBox]

She seems to have lost a thousand or so followers. She obviously knows about this thread and is sharing less because of it..? I don’t normally listen to her talking stories in full but I did with these ones. She is “blocking out negative energy” and “some people just watch to troll behind the scenes” ok love honestly babe just shut your account and keep your little “private” one.

I guess you don’t want to shut down your account when you have a fucking baby book to shill.

 

[Amiritelads]

Jules bingo for a Friday morning -

- mentions what a child eats x 2
- complains about working & having 3 kids
- shows something that identifies her child’s school

all within 1 hour

@ellobird you win all three!!

 

[Claz.A]

Arrgggghhhh she makes me so angry, can she just stop obsessing about food and about Hadley eating. Poor thing.

 

[Kalesmoothie]

I still think the trip is wasted with how young her kids are. I think it’ll be a lot of hard work.

we will hear all about it

 

[BS DETECTOR]

Yeah all that money and she sfill hasn’t got her teeth fixed

 

[notgifted]

I noticed them gone, she must have got sick of coming to Tattle to see us suggesting she could feed her kids more and let them have fun or stay home more. Boring beige idiots.

 

[Kalesmoothie]

Look… My eldest child, who is now 3, was an extremely early talker, with long sentences by 18 months. I try to give the benefit of the doubt, because he spoke so well that people wouldn’t believe me without hearing it. But even he was only babbling and saying Mama at 7.5 months! He could understand words like boob but didn’t say them. Surely Cedar isn’t really saying “good girl”?!

Haha my eldest was exactly like yours! even watching videos back from when he was 18+m blows my mind how clear he was. We all know Jules is just playing it up for the gram, she had to have the smartest most advanced babies she’s been like this since she had Emmi it’s cute if she thinks people actually believe her

 

[notgifted]

No Coffey baby

But thank you for the increased engagement and views

 

[justjumpingonhere]

Would it kill her to brush and/or tie up Emmy's hair once in a while? Geez louise it always looks so bedraggled.

This annoys me more than it should.