Jordan Lipscombe #3

[sleepygirl07]

i've been reading this thread for ages and this is my first comment so hi everyone!

i can't believe how much make up she wears, it genuinely is straight up drag make up. she has a whole drag routine just to go to the shops!! tbh jordan represents everything i don't like about the insta influencer world. the style, the lack of awareness, the nails, the drag make up, lack of personality or life, the fast fashion, obsession with appearance, laziness etc etc lol... the comments the other day on her other video filled with arse licking because quite literally, just one or two ppl mentioned that she's inconsistent which is true!! and she leaves a comment saying "some of these comments ain't it" with her fake it girl attitude. she obviously knew that would encourage an influx of worshipping comments

i'm just watching her new ridiculous 30 minute video on moving food around and her hands! they actually scare me! i am so over this length of nail, it looks so

looks like this geezer!!! creepy af!!

also the little "quirky" comments she makes and her crappy attitude... "i am 90% red bull at this point" and "why'd you click on this video"

 

[tinkywinky]

Her last IG story… is she really going to a farm like that?! She looks so dirty, I just want to scrub her face. I just checked her YouTube as well and she did not even post in 3 weeks. Lazy ass bitch. I hate how people like her do not even do anything to earn tons of money meanwhile I am studying and working to earn some money so I can pay my rent and buy some food. She does not deserve anything.

 

[bethan1273]

She is such a gorgeous girl but her make up does nothing for her. She is far too dark for her natural tone, her bronzer is too orange and muddy, the blusher is way too cool toned for how dark she is so it looks grey. Too much highlight. Her under brow is way too yellow & light and the lip shade isn't the right tone.
In my opinion she is so gorgeous and I'm so envious of her looks, if she just embraced her natural skin tone and did her make up off that she would look 1000% better

 

[Aemee00]

I wonder if he's low key depressed and been eating his feelings? Since moving into the house they literally do nothing, they never go out or don't go away much - even just in the UK - we know Jordan has a lot of money they could easily afford weekends away in dog friendly places and go for big walks with the dog.
I'd find her vlogs interesting if she did stuff like that instead of just doing make up everyday

 

[Justhereforthegossip1]

This girl is really stuck in the past. Makeup has moved on from this heavy style. It’s not even like it’s a one off, she does her makeup like this every day, where is she even going

 

[greenkween20]

She’s on TT live talking about make up disasters she’s had… like babe you have one every day

 

[gossipgirldemi]

What’s she prepping her breakfast for? Babe you stay at home all day everyday on TikTok live

 

[Missclassy19]

We need this Jordan back. She was more of a baddie than the bee Jordan tryna be a baddie. Her face looks so different then to now. Now she looks almost ghostly n like an alien

An evolution of the crusty brows. From old to new.

The picture w the pink shirt. Omg that’s her peak. She looks stunning wtf happened. I’m blaming Jake

 

[secretsunloaded]

This girl doesnt have any friends so she invited random influences which is soooo sad. She invited a local influencer I know who was fangirling to see her... is that how you really wanna spend your birthday

 

[Lucia]

She's angry and defensive because she damn well knows she's in the wrong. If you're tanning yourself so you look another ethnicity that's an issue.

 

[Aemee00]

She looks way better with a more natural look. Still needs to chill with the lip liner but this is a way better look than the crusty brown lips!

 

[Ruby Mercedes]

She should have left her teeth alone.
Now I just get Mrs doubtfire vibes.
The scene where her fake teeth are loose and fall into the glass lol

 

[milkywaygirl]

oh my god what is that

i woke up so late today and went on tiktok and saw her doing her makeup and then had another nap for a few hours, went back on tiktok and she was STILL live doing her makeupshe said she wasn’t going out either

 

[xoxogossipgirl_8]

I don’t know why no one is calling her out for blackfishing. Her voice has completely changed, she tries to force an accent… to the point her videos were bombarded with people who had just come across her saying “what accent do you have, I love it American with little English parts” etc…. The edits where she stands still and stares or sips her Starbucks while voice over starts for the next clip is honestly teeth grinding….. it’s not the new style of editing she thought it’d be.
The whole trying to look a completely different race has what she’s done for years….. it’s honestly the same as the Jesy drama yet she’s getting away with it?

Also… where’s her views at? Her interaction is shocking… like 100 comments on her video that’s been up for a week and her views are shocking. She used to get 500k views at one point…. Now she’s barely getting over the 100k-150k regularly…. Sometimes the odd video goes up….. her most recent isn’t even at 60k and hardly any interaction.
I reckon she’s made her money, got her house/car….. and doing the bare minimum to get her pay check. Her videos are not even interesting anymore… over done. And no interaction within any community/influencers.
her channel is gonna die out & she’s gonna get less and less money & then she’ll be coming back with an excuse and start uploading regularly but I reckon she won’t get anywhere near the same amount of views or support. There’s no creativity with her content which hasn’t made her stay relevant. At all.

honestly it’s a dead channel now.

 

[Missclassy19]

Noooo she’s unlocked a new hairstyle I wanna be sick

 

[cc_2013]

Omg a thread for Jordan!! I watched her on YouTube when she first started out I swear she was like 16 or something and I loved her but what the hell has happened?. I’ve unfollowed her on everything because my blood actually boils when she does that side pout smirk it’s making me angry even thinking about it WHAT EVEN IS THAT? And the hand movements with her long nails I cantttt

SAME!!! And WHY is she so arrogant and smug when promoting products!? “When I tell you. You need this. In your life. Run. And get this.” With hand movements and pouts and smirks.

 

[Justhereforthegossip1]

The lip liner whole makeup look is a no from me, it’s so harsh and especially not to stay at home what is the point in doing the absolute most.

 

[sarahhh96]

The thing is, we’re not even criticising her natural appearance, she’s a beautiful girl I’d kill to look like her. If my friend got her teeth done like that I’d laugh too and likewise. And if my friends were black fishing I’d be the first one to call them out.

There’s being a bitch, and then there’s calling someone out when they’re doing something wrong, or when something is making them look weird af (and it’s not even a natural thing - I’d NEVER comment on someone’s natural teeth as that can be an insecurity)

 

[tattle420]

why is she still stuck in 2016 with the heavy handed, harsh makeup?? everyone else has moved on. the least she can do is not make it look so shit

 

[12367]

So she’s quite happy blackfishing and not even acknowledging that she’s doing it, yet ‘supported’ (aka posted bare BLM posts across her socials back in the day) yet she goes off on people sharing their opinions about her that she perceives as negative???

Fuck right off. How conceited can you get! Also, how uneducated and ignorant is she, ewww. Her attitude makes her so so unattractive and ugly.

Also, this is what she looks like with those gnashers